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=Exploits of the Maverick Marines= ==The Cumasutra Incident== Ol' One Eye, the techpriest accompanying the Rogue Trader Bellend III, uncovered the potential whereabouts of a long lost STC. Held in the clutches of a semi-technologically advanced warlike xenos race, the Rogue Trader inadvertently caused a war by insulting their leader when calling her an 'asshole prick' when she refused to relinquish possession of their prize. With the fleet away on another mission, the ''Boner Erect'' sent a distress call of the impending danger to their Rogue Trader and affirmation of uncovering of a STC. A nearby Maverick ship responded deploying a single gang of Thrashers armed with nothing but chain swords and an unquenchable thirst for battle. Two drop pods were deployed into the center of their main city. Accounts by the xenos say that upon their thunderous landing the pods reverberated with a roaring sound and rising pitch of "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII". As the ramps fell, giant battle hungry warriors charged into the streets finishing their cry "IIIIIIIIIIIIIICH". Though the xenos possessed rocket and projectile technology, their previously overly exaggerated threat level left the Thrashers underwhelmed and at a loss. Angered over the scratches to their newly painted armor they began to attack every structure within sight. So devastating was the local infrastructure that within hours the xenos surrendered the STC and the Thrasher Gang was recalled. No casualties resulted from the conflict on either side. The gang vowed that upon returning to the fleet someone was to receive a righteous boot up the ass for wasting their time to recover an STC for the manufacturing of sex robots. ==Battle at Trasnetor== Trasnetor is an Imperial world located on the edge of the Profanus Sector fiercely guarded by the Maverick Marines Chapter and their allies. Led by Warboss Grotz McThunda an Orc Waaagh! had appeared on the doorstep of Trasna Prime, one of the six hive cities on the planet. Led by Screaming Bitch Brathious, the 3rd company of the Maverick Marines made planet fall to reinforce the cities and beat back the green tide. After months of fighting Brathious led a charge deep into the heart of the Waaaagh! where he encountered Big Mek Dakka McThunda and bested him in combat. During their epic duel however, a fragment of Tyranid Hive Fleet Behemoth entered orbit and began assailing the world. Knowing that neither the Imperium nor the Orcs had a chance at defeating this new threat on their own their forces were joined. For an entire year the two unlikely allies drove back the Tyranid forces retaking three of the lost hive cities. With the death of Warboss Grotz McThunda, Big Mek Dakka McThunda took the role of Warboss and counted the Maverick Marines as "Good Zoggin' Buddz!" From that point the Orc Clan McThunda has vowed to not attack any worlds under the protection of the Maverick Marines but instead aid in the protection of their worlds provided they were always on the forefront of a war and that Screaming Bitch Vroom Vroom would pay them a visit from time to time. ==The Necrus Campaign== To the galactic south of the Profanus controlled worlds lies a mineral rich ring of dark, frozen worlds and asteroids orbiting a dying red star. Several mining colonies had been established on the surface of the worlds had gone dark. Under the request of Lord Bellend II, the 1st company of the Maverick Marines were deployed to investigate. Arriving in system, the 1st company began receiving a looping communication from the mining colonies telling the Imperium to keep away from the metal xenos infested worlds. Led by The First the 1st company made planet fall and stormed the underground mines until they found where the miners had broken through into an old Necron crypt in which none of the sleeping Necrons appeared to have yet awoken.
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