Editing Stercus Ludicrum (section)

===Xenos===

=====Dark Eldar=====

*'''Dracon Drazar''' A warrior of the Starless Night Kabal who can't seem to catch a break. Spends a lot of time running away from things. Is the love interest for a Succubus by the name Ann'Ette, however he is unaware of this and thinks she wants to kill him. Likes to loot bodies and has caches of weapons and armor all over the place. Slowly but surely rising through the ranks of his Kabal.

*'''Succubus Ann'Ette''' A Dark Eldar Succubus. Currently chasing her love interest, Sybarite Drazar across the planet. Thinks he is just playing games with her and can't possibly be so dense to think she's trying to kill him. Got her crush on Drazar after he (accidentally) saved her from a grenade by falling on it. Called in a favor with a Haemonculus to stitch him back together.

*'''Archon Dathram''' Commander of Dark Eldar forces on Stercus Ludicrum. Currently has custody of the Arch-Bishop and Sister Olga.

*'''Kent''' Dathram's trusted body guard. Ogryn or Half-Ogryn, and valued for his loyalty. Carries double splinter cannon dark lance. Often gives Dathram helpful advice.

*'''Kabalite Vex'''

=====Orks=====

*'''Kommando Gor'Muncha'''

*'''Warboss 'Ead-Krumpa''' An Ork Warboss with a Bionic Arm named Leftie. Likes krumping Tyranids because their heads are the biggest.

*'''Weird-Dok Gutpoker''' 'Ead-Krumpa's crew. This absolute mad-ork replaced his gut with a Squig. Keen to try new cuisine, usually ex-enemies that were also ex-living.

*'''Big Mek Krom-Dom''' 'Ead-Krumpa's crew. Big Mek that replaced the top of his head with a metal dome.

*'''Flash Nob Fiddy Teef''' 'Ead-Krumpa's crew. A fine example of Bad Moonz Ork. Really do have fifty teeth of his own, not counting the ones he took as trophies.

*'''Grotmando Dakkafilcha''' 'Ead-Krumpa's crew. Actually several grots painted purple. Their main job is to pilfer enemy guns, it seems.

=====Eldar=====

*'''Hast'El'Vishkaya''' On the planet to recover the souls stones of the dead eldar, very stuck up (like all eldar) and full of himself. Also likes spouting Elvis puns.

*'''Prys'Ellia''' El'Vish's companion, and wraithlord. Died on the planet some time ago and came back for round 2.

*'''Kaviala Kade''' A Farseer who has come to Stercus Ludicrum to blow up the Necron Tomb Complex

=====Tyranids=====

*'''Genestealer Patriarch 'Scar'''' A genestealer who began the construction of a cult after all the battles settled down. It got big impossibly fast, due to warp fuckery likely the same as created Future Commissar. Slain in battle, and currently enshrined within the Cathedral of The Four Armed Emperor.

*'''Sister Cecilia''' A former Sister of Battle, she was infected by the genestealer patriarch, and got REALLY into worshipping the Four Armed Emperor. She now leads the genestealer cult ground forces. Peacefully submitted to execution by Sister Barbastella.

*'''Norn Queen Becky''' - The insidious Norn Queen burrowed beneath the planet, plotting her revenge on everyone else. Has some sort of a bizarre vendetta against the Order of the Ermine Mantle.

=====Necrons=====

*'''Menkaukht''' or steve, thinks he's a human

=====Tau=====

*'''Shas'Vre Tash'var Dorax''' A Farsight enclaves soldier who came to the planet originally as a reconnaissance mission but then buddied up with a Tsons sorcerer and then broke off to continue a new mission of killing as many T'au of the Sept worlds as he could, especially after he found out they were corrupted by Slaanesh. His suit was possessed by a daemon which has begun to teach him the art of melee and stole a sword from the Grey Knights.  

*'''Fio'Vre Mal'Caor'''

*'''Aun'Dik''' Formerly an Ethereal with a penchant for fine ass bitches, Aun'Dik's hedonistic desires were twisted into devotion to Slaanesh. After falling to Chaos, Aun'Dik proceeded to corrupt nearly every Tau under his command to Slaanesh. For his efforts, Aun'Dik was transformed into a daemon prince. He celebrated by raining Slaanesh tainted beer upon Angel's Landing, followed by crashing his ship onto the other side of the planet, where Shas'Vre Tash'var Dorax hunted him down and killed him. Aun'Dik is currently waiting in the warp for the time he can return to the material plane.