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=== Beauty and the Beast: Angron === [Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron<br/> Without a good war to wage<br/> Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron<br/> Even when frothing with rage<br/> Every single World Eater was sired by you<br/> Every man before you shall bow<br/> Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br/> And it's not very hard to see how<br/> No one's slick as Angron<br/> No one's sick as Angron<br/> No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron<br/> For there's no man around half as hearty<br/> Perfect, a prime specimen<br/> You ask any Adeptus Astartes<br/> And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron<br/> Had thick skin like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron<br/> [Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating<br/> [Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron<br/> Give five "hurrahs!"<br/> "For the Skull Throne!"<br/> [Kharn:] Angron is the best<br/> And the rest are all boned<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron<br/> Or ignites like Angron<br/> [Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron<br/> [Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry<br/> [Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged<br/> [Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy<br/> [Angron] (That's right!)<br/> I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron<br/> [Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron<br/> [Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating<br/> (Kablooey!)<br/> [Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!<br/> [Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants<br/> So I'd fight with no fear or remorse<br/> So I gave my legion the same nerve implants<br/> Now they are an unstoppable force<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron<br/> No one loots like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron<br/> [Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating<br/> [Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!<br/>
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