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== Navy Seals are underpowered in d20 == What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Commando" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Navy Seals deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my combat knife. American trainers spend years working on a single Navy Seal and train him in gorilla warfare to produce the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Navy Seals are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. A longsword is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe a knight wearing full plate the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering the States? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Navy Seals and their entire arsenal of destruction of the United States Marine Corps. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the Navy Seals first because their killing power was feared and respected.
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