Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)===
Valkia the Bloody:<br> 
Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,<br>
When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,<br>

Norscan Marauder:<br>
Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,<br>
Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,<br>

Valkia the Bloody:<br>
We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,<br>
And you offered friendship,<br>
But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,<br>
Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!<br>

Chorus:<br>
WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>

Valkia the Bloody:<br>
We'll kill and steal,<br> 
Burn and drink,<br>
'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,<br>
Woah, woah, woah!<br>

Valkia and Marauder:<br>
Let us in, wont you please?<br>
We're here to raid your Count's cities,<br>
We're primed and ready to attack,<br>
And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,<br>
You'll die or become a slave to me,<br>
Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,<br>
When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!<br>

Chorus:<br>
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>

Valkia the Bloody:<br>
And I'll drink a toast from your skull,<br>
'Cause we're Norscans!<br>
That's how we roll!<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>

Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!<br>

guitar solo*<br>

Chorus:<br>
WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>

Valkia:<br>
We'll kill you and take all you own,<br>
Get on our ships, go back home,<br>
Woah woah woah,<br>
We're goin' home,<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>
We're goin' home...<br>