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= Frequently Asked Questions (By people who have been suddenly thrown into the Patchlands) = *''Q: Has anyone ever escaped?'' ** '''Vasculuss, Lizardfolk, Tavern keeper:''' “Nobody hasss ever esscaped, or if ssomeone hasss, he hass not returned to tell the tale.” ** '''Bungo, Halfling, Professional errand runner:''' “I heard that a number of people have already found The Way Home. I heard it'll grant anyone's wish, but upon granting it, it disappears to a random place in the Patchlands. It has probably already been found many times.” *''Q: How do you survive in this City? ** '''Else, Human, Pumpkin saleswoman:''' "You could join the District patrol. They get paid by the community around this District, and you get a free place to sleep as well. When you've got enough gold, perhaps you can pay an Architect to build a house for you." ** '''Bungo, Halfling, Professional errand runner:''' "Or, you could just live by scavenging a bit. It's easy enough to get enough food to get by, just by hunting for animals and such that fall through the portals. As long as you're not too picky. And sleeping outside is easy, just find a nice portal to some nice, temperate Patch to sleep at. People seldom die on the streets." *''Q: How old is the City? ** '''Terius, Minotaur, Sage:''' “The oldest inhabitants of the City claim to have been there when the City was merely a couple of blocks, some ten thousand years ago. The oldest thing confirmed in the entire City is The Champion’s Tower, however, but no one has a way to verify its true age.” ** '''Bar, Earth Mephit, Familiar:''' "N, n, not older than t, thirty thousand years...? N, not younger than, than, twelve? The earth, that is. The earth. Not the City. N, no, not the City."
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