Editing Aerwin the mon-keigh expert (section)

===Aerwin and a dreadnought===
The camera blinks back into life.

THIS IS STILL A TERRIBLE IDEA

No it isn't. Shush. You'll disturb the wild Monkeigh. Those useless craftworlders only want to exterminate these beautiful creatures and...

WE ARE LIVE

Oh! Hello again viewers! We have something really special for you here. A dreadnought! We think it is asleep so we're going to try and get as close as we can to it.

Our host starts to bellycrawl across the tarmac. Dave walks behind her.

The bulk of a blood ravens dreadnought looms into focus.

Goodness look at that thing! This is the box they keep their angriest warriors in so they don't go mouldy. It's like a sort of tupperware for violence.

*she raps on the carapace*

Not very sensitive though. Indeed if I put a hand here and a hand there...

*she starts to climb*

Dave you may wish to back away at this point.

*Dave retreats to a safe distance as she gives the dreadnought sarcaphogus a good whack*

>what the in the name of the emperor was that?

It's ok! It can't see or reach me up here! Look at those stubby little arms! Eeeheheh! Whee!

>foul xenos! Brothers remove this thing!

Oop. Time to go!