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==''Velociraptor'' are Underpowered in d20== That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork ''Dakotaraptor''" bullshit that's going on in the paleontological system right now. ''Velociraptor mongoliensis'' deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine ''Velociraptor'' in Mongolia for 2,400,000 Tugriks (that's about $1179.67) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid ''Pachycephalosaurus'' bone with my ''Velociraptor''. Mongolian eggs spend months working on a single ''Velociraptor'' and give it yolk up to a million times to produce the finest Dromaeosaurids known to mankind. ''Velociraptor'' claws are thrice as sharp as ''Deinonychus'' claws and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything an ''Acheroraptor'' can cut through, a ''Velociraptor'' can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a ''Velociraptor'' could easily bisect a full grown bull ''Euoplocephalus'' with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why late Cretaceous North America never bothered conquering Mongolia? That's right, they were too scared to fight the ferocious ''Velociraptor'' and their talons of destruction. Even in the K-Pg extinction event, climate change targeted the ''Velociraptor'' first because their killing power was feared and respected. So what am I saying? ''Velociraptor'' are simply the best dinosaur that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for ''Velociraptor'': (One-Winged Exotic Coelurosaur)<br> 1d12 Damage<br> 19-20 x4 Crit<br> +2 to hit and damage<br> Counts as Masterwork (Two-Winged Exotic Coelurosaur)<br> 2d10 Damage<br> 17-20 x4 Crit<br> +5 to hit and damage<br> Counts as Masterwork Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of ''Velociraptor'' in real life, don't you think? tl;dr = ''Velociraptor'' need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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