Editing Grimdark Songwriting (section)

===Monty Python: Lumberjack Song===

[Tech Priest]

I wanted to be... a Space Marine! <br>
Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs! <br>

With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge! <br>

[Tech Priest]

I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay. <br>
I purge all night and I burn all day. <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau. <br>
Necrons eat my chainswords. <br>
On Wednesdays I hunt Eldar, <br>
And pray to Khorne in war! <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau. <br>
Necrons eat his chainswords. <br>
On Wednesdays he hunts Eldar, <br>
And prays to Khone in war...? <br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br> 

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I hail Chaos. <br>
Burn cities to the ground. <br>
I put on chaos symbols <br>
And stack skulls in a mound. <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He hails Chaos. <br>
Burns cities to the ground. <br>
He puts on chaos symbols <br>
And stacks skulls in a mound?!<br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I bear warp blades, <br>
keep saints' heads in a jar. <br>
I wish I'd been a daemon, <br>
So I could slay Calgar! <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He bears warp blades, <br>
keeps saints' heads in a jar?! <br>

[Inquisitor]

What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My! <br>
And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor! <br>

''Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the space marine who is a servant to chaos. Many of my best freinds are Space Marines and only a few of them are servants to chaos!''