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===[[Dwarfs (Warhammer Fantasy)|Dwarfs]]=== * Dwarfs, with their massive fuckhuge army of technologically advanced sturdy and stubborn fuckers, debate [[Dwarf Fortress|retreating to their Holds and retaking everything from the Goblins and Skaven once and for all then hiding like Wood Elves thus becoming irrelevant]] (Tolkien's Curse) or [[RIP AND TEAR|suicidally using that army to fuck up Chaos/Nagash]] and save the Keebs and Humans (remember the Dwarfish word for "Human" is also Dwarfish for "suck"). Thorgrim, the bro-tier High King of the Dwarfs, says they should help the world, but most of the other Dwarf lords dismiss his ideas and bicker over their plans. * Thorek Ironbrow an hero-ed by overcharging his anvil as a nuke (to be fair, the anvil was already cracked and so blowing up was the only thing it could do, and he was already fatally wounded). The result was massive destruction of the Undead of Nagash, forcing them out of the Dwarf Holds. However Neferata still escaped with a relic snack for Naggy. Thorek also opened Valaya's Gate, doing so is supposed to lead them to another golden age but Nagash went through instead and drained the sleeping [[Valaya]] of her stored up magic. Presumably the gate's still open and she isn't dead (since it never specifically says Nagash ate her, just her magic, and it also says he only reached divinity when he ate Usirian) and presumably there's still another Dwarf God just inside of it. * Ungrim Ironfist has the Wind of Fire bound to him and becomes the incarnate of fire. Thorgrim becomes the incarnate of Metal. [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5her6Ojba1r190f0o1_500.jpg If you wonder why they are not turned to stone...] * King Belegar is killed by Queek Headtaker at the Eight Peeks. In turn, Queek is killed by Thorgrim Grudgebearer himself via necksnap. * The victory is short lived, however. Thorgrim loses the lore of Metal and falls to the assassins blade (due to one of the dumbest fucking mistakes) when none other than [[Deathmaster Snikch]] slays the High King of the Dwarfs and removes his head for a trophy. (BECAUSE HE LEFT A FUCKING SECRET DOOR OPEN) * Dwarfs, unwilling to let the Skaven take the Peaks, collapse the bulk of it. The survivors flee to the fortress of the Slayers under the only remaining king, Ungrim. * Gotrek gives Be'lakor a nasty chopping, and takes Grimnir's place within the Warp fighting Chaos and is immediately faced with a fuckhuge Daemon army to kill by himself. Felix is teleported to the Slayer Fortress alone, and may have suffocated. * Ungrim and his army are in Averheim with Karl Franz and pretty much whats left of the Empire during the final days. The city is hard pressed by the army of Vilitch, but between Karl Franz and Ungrim, so much ass is kicked that the forces of Destruction can't get shit done. * [[Grombrindal]] bails his boi Malekith out of some shit by throwing an axe and saving his life (apparently having forgiven him for inciting the [[The_War_of_the_Beard_(The_War_of_Vengeance)|War of Vengeance]] with the Elgi or still being oblivious as to what really transpired), then leads the vengeful ghosts of every Dwarf who ever lived out to make a last stand and avenge all Grudges alongside their remaining living kin before the end of everything. In the battle, he stands on top of a shield, held up by Gotrek and [[Josef Bugman]] just like the beloved anniversary model.
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