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====[[Dark Eldar]]==== *'''DISTRACTION TALOS PAIN ENGINE:''' The best part about DISTRACTION TALOS is that nobody plays DEldar. Therefore, the majority of the player population has no idea what to expect. Player: "Wait, Toughness <i><b>seven</b></i>?!" You: "Yep." Player: "With 3+ and FnP?!" You: "You betcha. Oh, also, enjoy [[Rip_and_tear|haywire and Shred]]." Your enemy then proceeds to unload <i><b>everything they have</b></i> at your slow, dead 'ard, floating scorpion beast while your gunboats, Scourges, and Reavers tear them [[Anal_circumference|several new assholes]]. For better results,(aka:something that can also function as a threat) add a cronos with a spirit probe. "<i><b>4+ </b></i> FnP!?!?!". If you have the [[Haemonculus]] covens supplement then take the dark artisan formation and give your heamonculus the nightmare doll for a 3+ FnP, if you make him your warlord then you get a 3+ FnP re-rolling 1s.
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