Editing Zentraedi (section)

==History==

In the beginning, there were aliens. Not just any aliens but '''THE''' aliens. We're talking [[Old Ones]] tier. These creatures were called the Protoculture, and their goal was to spread their advanced civilization to the universe. They were so powerful they could even create life in a petri dish using inert chemicals. It was this ability that saw the creation of the Zen and Meltraedi, space giants who love to fuck shit up, in order to spread their genius to the brainlets who didn't want it. 

They weren't the only Xenos in the universe, however, nor the only one that was retard strong. Cue the Protodeviln, space demons who can suck the spirit energy out of any being, as well as mind control them. The Protodevlin used their mind rape abilities to control some Protoculture and Zentraedi to fight against each other causing such a rapid population decline that it would make Japan blush. 

While the Protodevlin would eventually be defeated, the Protoculture were extremely crippled and their race doomed. This made them look for a culture to carry on their work, mainly because the Zentraedi were too stupid and rebelled. So, of all their creations, they chose the monkeymen of Earth to inherit their greatest technology. How? Why, by crashing it straight into them of course! They even put a giant bird robot on Earth a long time ago to make sure we didn't get too big for our britches <strike>and kill us all if we did</strike>. The Protoculture were definitely playing favorites!