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==Problems With AoS== AoS appeared with several new "improvements" that fucked the game into hell. Here is a non-exhaustive list of them: *No points: AoS was marketed as a game meant for casual play that could create [[Your Dudes|narrative battles]] in an exciting setting. The way they achieved this was by offering [[Mantic Games|free rules]] on their website and [[Wat|removing fucking point values]]. Trust me, it was as pants-on-head retarded as it sounds. This, by itself, rendered the game ''totally'' unplayable, or [[That Guy|the best game in the history of Mankind]], [[Skub|depending on your perspective]]. *Stupid fucking rules: The [[A Game of Pretend|"new and improved"]] Warhammer boasted ... ''interesting'' rules that carried over into real life. Yes, you heard that right. '''Real. Life.''' Highlights include getting to reroll saving throws for Sigvald if you can see your reflection, rerolling wound rolls for Helborg if you have a bigger mustache than your opponent, and getting to add 1 to the charge rolls of a Wargor if you scream like a retard. *Sigmarines: Games Workshop's designers had a fucking aneurysm while coming up with the new faction to replace Bretonnia and Tomb Kings, and decided that the best course of action was to instead put in [[Stormcast Eternals|''fucking Space Marines'']]. Fuck, I wish I was joking.
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