Editing Stupid Alignments (section)

==List of 'Stupid' Alignments==

*[[Stupid Good]] - These Boy Scouts never refuse the chance to do a good deed (or [[Detect Evil|what they ''think'']] [[The Orc Baby Dilemma|constitutes a good deed]]) even if it kills them - or someone else, refusing to see the forest for the trees. Alternatively, the "I did what I had to do" fanatic who commits atrocities in the name of a nebulous greater good and actually believes that their misdeeds are legitimately for a morally good cause, refusing to see trees for the forest (The Knight Templar), or an edgy asshole who while aware of the fact that what they are doing is bad but still thinks that as long as the outcome is good the deed, however evil, is either an acceptable necessity or morally justified (The Well Intentioned Extremist) and also the most [[lulz]]y version, the moron who believes that since they are good everything they do is also good up to and including whatever atrocities you care to name (The Tautological Templar).

*[[Lawful Stupid]] - Yeah, yeah, [[Judge Dredd|we already know who you're quoting.]] Peace through warfare, honor before reason, and law before all else, no matter how inane or counterproductive.

*[[Stupid Neutral]] - When a player thinks [[Meme|there's actually zero difference between good & bad things]] (aka horseshoe theory), or else treats morality as some sort of binary scale to be "balanced" in a cosmic checkbook. Otherwise, the lazy character who behaves like a foreign civilian with no stake in the conflict. Technically includes anyone behaving like a non-sentient living or programmed being that is incapable of recognizing the Good-Evil and Order-Chaos axes and just acts because that is what they are.

*[[Chaotic Stupid]] - Pretty much the worst, most obnoxious do-what-I-want-because-I-can flavors of 'lolrandom' you can imagine, with no sense of basic pragmatism or even self-preservation.

*[[Stupid Evil]] - Pretty much the worst, most obnoxious do-what-I-want-because-it's-Evil™ flavors of-- wait a minute... Varies between treating villainy as a glorified checklist to using their alignment as an excuse to live out their guro fap-fic fantasies while claiming their alignment as a shield.

*The absolute worst of the worst is [[That Guy]] ''alternating'' between Chaotic Stupid and Stupid Evil, as they combine the obnoxious lolrandumb unpredictability of the former with the "Lol I rape and eat the baby in front of its mother FOR THE EVULZ!" [[Edgy|edginess]] of the latter. If a player starts pulling this at your table without a ''very'' good reason, you are officially obligated as a GM to [[Rock of Doom|Rocks Fall their character]] then throw the player out of the session if they won't take the hint.