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==The Legend== Repanse de Lyonesse won fame as the dreaded "Damoiselle de Guerre" (French for "Maiden of War"). When she raillied the battered armies of [[Bretonnia]] during the kingdom's ([[End Times#Bretonnia|second]]) darkest hour. When King Louis the Brave was slain in battle before Couronne fighting a vast [[Warriors of Chaos|Chaos horde]] that invaded Bretonnia from across the Sea of Claws. Louis' army was all but destroyed. The capital was besieged and the kingdom was placed in the hands of Louis' son. A child too young to lead the nation. Chaos raiders spread out across the land [[Tzeench|burning]], [[Slaanesh|raping]] and [[Khorne|slaughtering]] every town, knight and peasant in their path. Meanwhile, in the ruins of a small village in remote Lyonesse, Repanse saw the Lady of the Lake. The Lady appeared saying something like "Repanse, these savages offend mine eye. Wouldst thou mind killing the shit out of them?" Despite being only seventeen, and a sheep herder, not a knight and definitely not a soldier, Repanse was inspired by the vision. She corpse robbed a slain Knight for his armor, grabbed the reins of his warhorse and with the Lady's blessing. Broke into the local Grail Chapel and took up an old Grail Knight's sword she found within. Snatched a tapestry, fastened it to a lance and road off to face the Chaos Horde. Alone. When a band of retreating knights saw a child recklessly charging off to do battle with the warriors of Chaos, they were so shamed by their cowardice they decided to join her in what should have been a suicide charge. Yet blessed by the Lady (or because of the stolen Grail Knight sword) Repanse proceeded to [[RIP AND TEAR]] her way through the Chaos horde. Not content to stop at one big ass pile of dead Norscans she and her band proceeded to make their way across Bretonia, gathering with them more survivors/[[Peasant|Peasant meat shields]] as they went. Fighting all the way to the gates of Cournne. Word arrived slightly ahead of time that The Damoiselle and her rag-tag army were on their way, when they arrived the Chaos army had nearly beaten down the walls. In a desperate attempt to save the city Repanse and the rest charged into the flanks of the Chaos horde pinning them between the walls of Cournne and a lot of [[Rage|pissed off knights]]. Repanse fought her way through them, all the way to the leader of the Chaos horde and challenged him to single combat. Where she or The Lady cheated, blinding him with a sudden magical aura and giving her a window to slice off his head. Saving Couronne and routing the Chaos army. But Repanse wasn't done so she turned right around and chased the fleeing Chaos warriors back into the sea, killing anyone too slow to get on a boat and start rowing back to [[Norsca]]. In gratitude for her [[Awesome|absolute badassary]] Louis the Young bestowed upon Repanse all the honours of knighthood and the Duchy of Lyonesse. ([[Fail|okay the books call it a Dukedom but the books are stupid!]]) [[Derp|Clearly all of this SHOULD make her a Grail Knight but somehow it doesn't?]] The Lady gave her a quest and Repanse did it. She even still has The Lady's blessing, which gives her a brilliant aura of holy radiance. <s>Though that might be coming from her stolen Grail Knight wargear</s> If that's the case why does The Lady also protect Repanse's iconic fluer de lis banner? Using her <s>Elf</s> magic to keep the thing as bright and spotless as the day the Maidens of Lyonesse stitched it. Literally all that's missing is letting her drink from the legendary sippy cup of holy lake water.
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