Editing Pyrovore (section)

==Fluff==
Pyrovores are living fuel refineries for the Hive Fleet. They gain said fuel by eating. They can pretty much eat anything, from organics to inorganic material like rocks or metal, which they're able to digest thanks to the corrosive acids inside their stomachs, which explode if they get bumped too hard. Or, if you enjoy the taste of brain bleach, they're [[Biovore|giant walking prematurely-ejaculating penises with fire instead of spunk]].

A Pyrovore has two brains: one for that [[Fail|lumbering hunk of fail]] that eats like an [[Neckbeard|obese kid,]] and another for the giant [[Flamespurt Cannon]] on its back. This allows the Pyrovore to devour everything like a neckbeard eating [[meatbread]] while the cannon keeps watch. The funny thing about this is that its [[Derp|cannon is much smarter than the beast itself]]; the Pyrovore is only driven by its need to eat while the cannon's smart enough to target enemies on its own. This might very well explain why the Pyrovore's terrible in melee combat.

Why the Hive Fleet thought it was a good idea to put a derp-grade brain into a beast that needs a modicum of intelligence to handle itself in combat, especially given its ability to explode, while putting the smart brain on a gun, which really isn't that powerful compared to the other morphs, and make them incapable of working together, begs the question: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjipFoAd_s why?]. Sure, it can be vaguely likened to how a tank is naught but a giant moving hunk of metal without the operator's driving acumen, but even that proves flimsier than one would like.