Editing Misty (section)

== Personality ==
The personality of most Pokémon characters is inconsistent across their appearances; Misty is no exemption. Like most other characters in the series, her age is left intentionally vague. You are free to decide for yourself how old she is based on what makes you feel the most comfortable (or most [[loli|aroused]], depending on how much of a [[Slaanesh|degenerate]] you feel like being today).

She is usually described in-series as being a tomboy, but rarely seems to act that way, at least by the [[4chan]] definition of the word. She enjoys wearing girly clothes and doing girly things. It might be that she's considered a tomboy by the standards of the setting. That reasoning is fairly sound, as in the Pokémon world the skirts of school uniforms are barely long enough to cover the Lass's panties and maybe some of her butt, and the average twenty-something Beauty goes hiking every day in a bodycon dress and high heels.

One thing is consistent across all of her appearances, and that is that she really, really wants a boyfriend. By all logic she should have no trouble finding one given how hot and famous she is, but no matter what she always seems to find herself surrounded by women who are even hotter than her, be it her sisters, Nurse Joys, Officer Jennys, characters-who-will-never-appear-again-after-this-episode, Jessie or even James in a bikini with inflatable boobs.<ref>Episode 18, Japanese version, 「アオプルコのきゅうじつ」, [[:/d/|if you're interested]].</ref> It's gotten to the point where it's starting to have a serious effect on her self-esteem, which she compensates for with overconfident, brash, occasionally violent, tsundere-esque behavior. If you ever get [[CYOA|CYOA'd]] to Kanto and are looking to get your dick wet,<ref>Pun intended.</ref> Misty is fantastically positioned on the [https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hot+crazy+matrix Hot/Crazy Matrix] vis-à-vis her availability.

Her catchphrase is "My Steady", which she says whenever she chooses a Pokémon. Note that she calls all the Pokémon she owns her Steady, which isn't actually very steady of her at all. Then again, my expectations of Japanese-dialogue-author-greaser-slang-expertise may be too high. The implication after all is just that she feels the same deep affection towards all her Pokémon that she would feel towards a hypothetical boyfriend, not that her Pokémon are [[:/trash/|filling in for her needs]] until she can get an actual date. Although if you were curious how a human and a starfish the size of a bicycle would have sex, [[Rule 34|the internet has you covered]].

She's affectionate towards all Pokémon and will bravely leap into action to defend any of them, even if they're a species she's scared of, and I wager you aren't even listening to me anymore because you're still imagining Misty having sex with a starfish so let's wrap this section up.