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==Disney Adaptations== The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium. === Aladdin: A Whole New World === [Ghazghkull] <br/> I’ll kill da ooniverse!<br/> Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it! <br/> Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last <br/> Get’s a nice surprise? <br/> [Yarrick]<br/> Well, just open your eyes!<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Look at all of dese wonders!<br/> So much chance ‘ere for plunders<br/> On a mighty fighitn ride!<br/> Armageddon!<br/> With kool, amazin rockrete pits<br/> Not normal humie runts<br/> An’ no weak punts<br/> Or tribes of smaller orkish gits<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> Armageddon!<br/> A wondrous place of giant hives<br/> Where billions of souls<br/> Live like moles<br/> Never see the sky in all their lives<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Never da sky in all dere lives<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> Unbelievable war<br/> Orks coming on them like rain<br/> Fighting, dying and much pain<br/> Through deserts of blackened waste<br/> Armageddon!<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Don’t you dare leave dis place!<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> A hundred million fallen souls<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> I’s wants you to stay ‘ere<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> There’s so much shooting here,<br/> And so much fear<br/> I won’t ever leave this war-torn world<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Armageddon<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> I think I am stuck here<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Wit new fun chances of fightin<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> Everyday it gets harder<br/> [Both]<br/> I’ll chase you, gun in hand<br/> Across this land<br/> Let me share Armageddon<br/> with you<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Armageddon<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> Armageddon<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> Dat’s where I waaaagh<br/> [Yarrick]<br/> That’s where I stand<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> A fight at hand!<br/> [Yarrick]:<br/> On this black sand<br/> [Both]<br/> So don’t you leave!<br/> ===Aladdin:Daemon Prince Abby=== Prince Abby! Mighty is he, Abby Abaddon! Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely! He's faced the zealoting hordes A hundred Grey Knights with swords Who sent them back to Matt Ward? Why, Prince Abby... He's got seventy-five golden Screamers Purple Horrors, he's got fifty-three When it comes to exotic-type Daemons Has he got a Warp? I'm telling you, it's world-class Daemonology! Prince Abby! Handsome is he, Abby Abaddon That physique! How can I speak Weak at the knee Well, reality's what we shall tear, We'll shatter the veil, so prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Abby! He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs (He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs) And imbues all with mutations for free (He's generous, so generous) He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to worship him) They bow to his whim love serving him They're just feverish with loyalty to Abby! Prince Abby! Prince Abby! Amorous he! Abby Abaddon! Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore With his Fiends and Nurglings A war band and more With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors His Furies that warble on key Make way for prince Abby! ===Aladdin: Friend Like Me=== Tzeentch: Well the Emperor had them twenty legions Eldrad had a thousand plots But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never stops You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ways to really up your odds You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is ask us Gods And we'll say Well Mister Horus, sir What will your pleasure be? Let us take your order Jot it down You ain't never had no friends like these No no no Nurgle: Life is your restaurant And we're your maitre d's C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had no friends like these Slaanesh: Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service You're the boss, The Emps, A GOD Say what you wish It's yours! True dish How about a little more Warp Power, huh? Khorne: Burn some of planet "A" Burn ALL of planet "B" Tzeentch: We're in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had no friends like these Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the Loyalists disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got us bona fide, certified You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires We got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three We're on the job, you big nabob Nurgle: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend Khorne: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend Slaanesh: You ain't never had a friend like me Tzeentch: You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! ===Snow white: Om nom Om nom=== Om nom Om nom Its Off To Eat We Go!! We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom In our Hive the whole day through To Kill Eat Kill Eat Kill Eat Eat Eat Eat Its what we like to do It ain't no trick To get fat quick If ya kill kill kill With a talon or a gun In a hive (Echo: In a hive) LOUDER: In a hive(echo: IN A HIVE) Where a million life-forms LONG: ddddiiinnnneee (om nom nom) We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom From early mornin' til' night We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom On everything in sight We take our time Then find some more There's thousands to be sometime born And We don't know what we eat them for We Om nom nom noma nom nom ===Pocahontas: Savages=== -Part 1-<br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> What can you expect <br/> From filthy little xenos? <br/> Their whole disgusting race is like a curse<br/> For them no tears we shed<br/> They're only good when dead<br/> They're vermin, as I said<br/> And worse<br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> They're aliens! Aliens! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> They're not even human <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Aliens! Aliens! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> Astartes to the fore! <br/> They're not like you and me <br/> Which means that we must purge them <br/> We must sound the drums of war! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/> They're aliens! Aliens! <br/> Filthy xenos rabble! <br/> Now we sound the drums of war! <br/> [Eldrad] <br/> This is as I saw <br/> With their absurd ambition <br/> The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy <br/> [Caerys] <br/> Beneath that armour plate <br/> They harbor only hate <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Killing them shall be a joy <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> They're savages! Savages! <br/> Zeal and fervor blinds them <br/> Savages! Savages! <br/> [Caerys] <br/> Killers at the core <br/> [Exarch] <br/> They're a lesser race than us <br/> Which means they can't be trusted <br/> [Eldrad] <br/> We must sound the drums of war <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> They're savages! Savages! <br/> Now we march against them <br/> And we sound the drums of war <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Aliens! Aliens! <br/> [Watch Captain] <br/> Let's go kill a few, men! <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Savages! Savages! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> Now it's up to you, men! <br/> [All] <br/> (Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages! <br/> They are lesser creatures! <br/> Now we sound the drums of war! <br/> -Intermission-<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.<br/> [Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/> You have to stop them!<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> I can't...<br/> [Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/> Child, remember your vision-<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> The auspex... The spinning arrow...<br/> [Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/> It's the arrow from your vision!<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...<br/> [Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/> It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!<br/> -Part 2-<br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Is there nothing I can do? <br/> Can I make these soldiers yield?<br/> Is it only death that waits <br/> Out there on the battlefield? <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> This will be the day ... <br/> (Let's go men!) <br/> [Eldrad] <br/> This will be the morning ... <br/> (Bring out the prisoner!) <br/> [Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/> We will see them dying in the dust <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> I don't know what I can do <br/> Still, I know that I must try <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Now we make them pay <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Isha, help my feet to fly <br/> [Rangers] <br/> Now without a warning ... <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Kurnous, help my heart be great <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Now we leave them blood and bone and rust <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Spirits of the wraithbone cry ... <br/> [Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/> It's them or us <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Please don't let it be to late ... <br/> [Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/> They're just a bunch of <br/> Filthy, stinking <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Aliens! <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Savages! <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Daemons! <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Primates! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> Kill them! <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Savages! <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Aliens! <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/> What are we waiting for? <br/> [All] <br/> Destroy their evil race <br/> Until there's not a trace left <br/> [Taldeer]<br/> How loud are the drums of war <br/> [Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/> We will sound the drums of war <br/> (Savages! Savages!) <br/> Now, we sound the drums of war <br/> (Aliens! Aliens!) <br/> [Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/> They shall all succumb <br/> The rotten xenos scum <br/> [Aspect Warriors] <br/> Now we sound the drums ... of ... war! <br/> [Deathwatch Marines] <br/> Of course it means the drums ... of ... war! <br/> [Taldeer] <br/> Is the death of all I love <br/> Carried in the drumming of war?<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.<br/> [Eldrad]<br/> Daughter, stand back.<br/> [Taldeer]<br/> I won't! I love him...<br/> ===Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind=== You think I'm strange and heretical<br/> And you've been so many places<br/> I guess it must be so<br/> But still I cannot see<br/> If the heretic is me<br/> How can there be so much that you don't know?<br/> You don't know ...<br/> You think you own the gadgets that you work with<br/> That they are only dead things you can claim<br/> But I know every gun and cogitator<br/> Has a life, has a spirit, has a name<br/> You think the only people who are people<br/> Are the people who love their flesh like you<br/> But if you walk the footsteps of a techpriest<br/> You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<br/> Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,<br/> Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?<br/> Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?<br/> Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/> Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/> Come feel the blessed current of electrodes<br/> Come see the life support of He-On-Earth<br/> Come examine the riches all around you<br/> And for once, appreciate just what they're worth<br/> The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers<br/> And all the power weapons are my friends<br/> And we are all connected to each other<br/> In a circuit, in a loop that never ends<br/> How far can our empire grow?<br/> If you stop our work, then you'll never know<br/> And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.<br/> For no matter on which task we spend our toil<br/> We need to sing with all the voices of the machines<br/> We need to paint with all the colors of the oil<br/> You can own all Space and still<br/> It's just empty space until<br/> You can paint with all the colors of the oil<br/> ===Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You=== Now I'm of caste Ethereal Oh, a Tau VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, gue'la And stroll right onto Terra And be able to approach the Golden Throne And end this warring era! Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true A xenos like me Can learn to be human too Gee, mister Aun You're doin' real good Now here's your part of the deal, cuz Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers But I'm not a psyker! Now don't try to kid me, gue'la I made a deal with you What I desire is man's psychic power To make my dream come true Give me the secret, gue'la Clue me what to do Give me the power of man's warp flower So I can be like you ===The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind=== [Ratigan]<br/> My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime! From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper The head that made headlines on every dataslate And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job That cunning display that made all hivers sob Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I’m at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain [Chorus]<br/> Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? You’re the best of the worst around Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan The rest fall behind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind! [Ratigan]<br/> Ratigan (speaking) Thank you, thank you. But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar. I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive! For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind. But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me! [Chorus]<br/> Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re tops and that’s that To Ratigan To Ratigan [Bartimus]<br/> To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate. [Ratigan]<br/> What was THAT?! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! [Mutant 1]<br/> Oh, he didn't mean it my lord. [Mutant 2]<br/> I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues! [Ratigan]<br/> I am NOT A KHORNATE! [Mutant 3]<br/> 'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian! [Mutant 4]<br/> Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian! [Mutant 5]<br/> A really angry Tzeentchian! [Ratigan]<br/> SILENCE!! Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me... I trust there will be no further interruptions. And now, as you were singing...? [Chorus]<br/> Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do You’re more evil than even you Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re one of a kind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind! ===The Lion King: Be Prepared=== [Ghazghkull]<br/> I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSENTCHUL YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK [Ghazghkull]<br/> 'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES! [Ghazghkull]<br/> SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ A SHINY NEW ERA ‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA [Boyz]<br/> But ‘ere getting shot op! [Ghazghkull]<br/> JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB! [Ghazghkull]<br/> AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID, BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED BE PREPARED!!! [Boyz]<br/> Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot? [Ghazghkull]<br/> DEFF OV DA BOSS! [Boyz]<br/> Why? Did da boss say so? [Ghazghkull]<br/> NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO! [Boyz]<br/> Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss! Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh! [Ghazghkull]<br/> IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS! [Boyz]<br/> But youz sed... [Ghazghkull]<br/> AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN! [Boyz]<br/> Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss! [Chorus]<br/> 'AIL TO DA BOSS 'AIL TO DA BOSS!!! SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD [Ghazghkull]<br/> OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES: YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!! [Ghazghkull]<br/> SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (Oooh!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> MASSIVELY CHOPPY!<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (We’ll haf Waagh!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (En’less Waagh!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> CRED’IBLY STOMPY!<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (‘Ere we go!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (Fo’ da Waagh!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (Aaaaaaah...)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> RESPECTID, SALUTID<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (...aaaaaaah!)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM<br/> [Chorus]<br/> (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)<br/> [Ghazghkull]<br/> YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED BE PREPARED!!! [All]<br/> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! === Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You === Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks<br/> Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?<br/> The orks will try to kill us all<br/> But they will hit an endless wall<br/> Mister, I'll make a tau from you all<br/> Patient as a gun drone<br/> But on plasma within<br/> Once you aim your rifle<br/> You are sure to win<br/> You're a spineless, mob of idiots<br/> And you haven't got a clue<br/> Somehow I'll make a tau out of you<br/> I'm never gonna catch my breath<br/> I bet I'm gonna get us all shot<br/> Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym<br/> This guy's got 'em scared to death<br/> I bet I'm gonna get us all caught<br/> Now I really wish that I knew how to swim<br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Be a tau<br/> We must be sleek as the Barracuda<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the force of a orca dropship<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/> Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/> Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive<br/> Heed my every order and you might survive<br/> You're a pain to me, a bane to me<br/> So pack up, deport you're through<br/> How could I make a tau out of you?<br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Be a tau<br/> We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the force of a Orca dropship<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/> Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/> (Chorus:)<br/> Be a tau<br/> We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the force of a Orca Dropship<br/> Be a tau<br/> With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/> Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/> === Beauty and the Beast: Angron === [Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron<br/> Without a good war to wage<br/> Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron<br/> Even when frothing with rage<br/> Every single World Eater was sired by you<br/> Every man before you shall bow<br/> Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br/> And it's not very hard to see how<br/> No one's slick as Angron<br/> No one's sick as Angron<br/> No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron<br/> For there's no man around half as hearty<br/> Perfect, a prime specimen<br/> You ask any Adeptus Astartes<br/> And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron<br/> Had thick skin like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron<br/> [Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating<br/> [Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron<br/> Give five "hurrahs!"<br/> "For the Skull Throne!"<br/> [Kharn:] Angron is the best<br/> And the rest are all boned<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron<br/> Or ignites like Angron<br/> [Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron<br/> [Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry<br/> [Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged<br/> [Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy<br/> [Angron] (That's right!)<br/> I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron<br/> [Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron<br/> [Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating<br/> (Kablooey!)<br/> [Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!<br/> [Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants<br/> So I'd fight with no fear or remorse<br/> So I gave my legion the same nerve implants<br/> Now they are an unstoppable force<br/> [Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron<br/> No one loots like Angron<br/> [Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron<br/> [Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating<br/> [Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!<br/> === Beauty and the Beast: Gaston === [Gaston:] Who does she think she is? That lich has tangled with the wrong Paladin! No one says "die" to Gaston! [LeFou:] Heh heh. Darn right. [Gaston:] Plane-shifted! Hold-Personed! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. [LeFou:] More beer? [Gaston:] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. [LeFou:] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston Looking so down in the dumps Every Fighter here'd love to be you, Gaston Even when taking your lumps There's no man in the party as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one smites like Gaston No one fights like Gaston No one puts down those zombies and wights like Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Priest, God or Cleric And they'll tell you whose crusade they prefer to be ooooooon! [Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston A Paladin like Gaston [LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" [LeFou:] Gaston is the best And the rest is all drips [Chorus:] No one Detects like Gaston lacks defects like Gaston [Cronie:] That foul villain's plans nobody wrecks like Gaston [Bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny [Gaston:] As you see I win duels without fail [LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [Gaston] (That's right!) And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with mail. [Cronies:] No one Turns like Gaston [Townsman:] witches burns like Gaston [LeFou:] A large pile of xp no one earns like Gaston [Gaston:] I'm especially good at exterminating (Ka-Smite!) [Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston! [Gaston:] When I was a lad I killed four dozen orcs Ev'ry morning to help me get strong And now that I'm grown I kill five dozen orcs So I've roughly the might of King Kong! [Chorus:] No one heals like Gaston Makes brutes squeal like Gaston [LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing steel like Gaston [Gaston:] I use troll skulls in all of my decorating [Chorus:] Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down [LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T - G-A-S-T - E - G-A-S-T-O - oh! [Chorus:] Gaston === Mulan: A God Worth Killing For === '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> It's a long time since,<br> we’ve seen a sign of our home.<br> '''[Angron]'''<br> Like some mindless grox,<br> it's Erebus, we must roam.<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> Amidst the clash of wars, our orders,<br> are easy to ignore!<br> '''[Horus]'''<br> Hey!<br> What do we need? A god worth KILLING for!<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> Huh? <br> '''[Horus]'''<br> That’s what I said, a god worth KILLING for!<br> '''[Fulgrim]'''<br> I want one with a perfect form<br> with skin that has no scars<br> '''[Angron]'''<br> My god will have a pair of horns,<br> with hide as red as Mars.<br> '''[Magnus]'''<br> I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams<br> It all depends on sneaky schemes.<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> Maim! Kill! Burn!<br> Huh!<br> '''[Mortarion]'''<br> What's this talk of gods, it sounds so odd,<br> I thought we're fighting for the Emprah of Man?<br> '''[Lorgar]'''<br> But he still ignores, the rewards of a GOD's plan.<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> Right now all we do, to serve our cause,<br> is fight chore after chore!<br> '''[Horus]'''<br> What do we want?<br> '''[pre-heresy marines]'''<br> A god worth KILLING for!<br> '''[Angron]'''<br> I think my god wants worthy skulls<br> '''[Magnus]'''<br> Well, mine will leave no chance unmined<br> '''[Alpharius]'''<br> Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all?<br> Exterminates mankind?<br> '''[All]'''<br> Neh…<br> '''[Mortarion]'''<br> My many pleas grant me disease,<br> that makes all hearts beat stiller<br> '''[Angron]'''<br> My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER!<br> '''[Fulgrim]'''<br> I’ve a god who can, extend xir hand to all lands<br> '''[Angron]'''<br> But my god lets me, punch brutally, with my hands!<br> Main! Kill! Burn! Huh!<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> When we have our gods, not one of us <br> will need the Emperor!<br> '''[Horus]'''<br> What do we need?<br> '''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br> A god worth KILLING for!<br> (Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)<br> '''[Guilliman]'''<br> Who do we love?<br> '''[Loyalist marines]'''<br> Our mighty Emperor!<br> (Whistling)<br> Our mighty Emper…<br> (They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)<br> ===Mulan: Honor to us all=== This is what you give me to work with? <br/> Well Sister, I've seen worse. <br/> We're gonna turn this ork's ear <br/> Into a steel purse. <br/> We'll have you trained and armed, <br/> Indoctrinated till you are alarmed. <br/> Trust my recipe for Chaos harmed, <br/> You'll bring glory to us all. <br/> Wait and see, when we're through <br/> Boys will gladly go to war with you. <br/> With a bolter and a flamer too <br/> You'll bring glory to us all. <br/> A girl brings the Imperium <br/> Great glory in one way, <br/> By fighting for the Emprah <br/> And this could be the day. <br/> Priests want girls with strong faith (firm, fanatical) <br/> Who work fast paced. <br/> With a good bolter and the Emprah's grace <br/> You'll bring glory to us all. <br/> We all must serve our Emperor <br/> Who guards us from his son. <br/> The men can pass as guards, <br/> But girls leave them outdone! <br/> When we're through you can't fail, <br/> Like the Emperor you will prevail. <br/> How could any Priest say no sale? <br/> You'll bring glory to us all. <br/> [Canoness] An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion <br/> Promethium flames for beauty <br/> You must proudly show it. <br/> Add another skull, just for luck <br/> And even you can't blow it! <br/> [Sister] Emperor, hear my plea! <br/> Help me not to make a fool of me! <br/> And to not tarnish your great glory! <br/> Keep the Imperium standing tall! <br/> As scary as the great deceiver <br/> We will face the unbeliever! <br/> [Citizens] Emperor, guard our girls <br/> And our future as it fast unfurls <br/> Please look kindly on these armoured pearls <br/> Each a perfect soldier in your name! <br/> Please bring glory to us <br/> Please bring glory to us <br/> Please bring glory to us <br/> Please bring glory to us all <br/> === The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire === [Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah<br/> You know I am a righteous man.<br/> Of my virtue I am justly proud.<br/> Have mercy, my Emprah,<br/> You know I'm so much purer than<br/> The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!<br/> Then tell me, my Emprah<br/> Why I see her standing there,<br/> Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?<br/> I feel her, I see her!<br/> The sun caught in her spirit stones<br/> Is blazing in me out of all control!<br/> Like fire!<br/> Warpfire!<br/> This fire in my skin!<br/> This burning<br/> Desire<br/> Is turning me to sin!<br/> It's not my fault!<br/> I'm not to blame!<br/> It is the Eldar girl, the witch who set this flame!<br/> It's not my fault,<br/> It's Tzeentch's plan!<br/> He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!<br/> Protect me, my Emprah!<br/> Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!<br/> Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!<br/> Destroy the Farseer!<br/> And let her feel Chaos's flames<br/> Or else let her be mine and mine alone!<br/> [Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.<br/> [Inquistor Frollo]: What?<br/> [Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.<br/> [Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!<br/> I'll find her!<br/> I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!<br/> Warpfire!<br/> Dark fire!<br/> Now Taldeer, it's your turn!<br/> Choose me or<br/> Your pyre!<br/> Be mine or you will BURN!<br/> Emprah's mercy on me...<br/> Emprah's mercy on her...<br/> But she will be mine or<br/> SHE<br/> WILL<br/> BURN!!!<br/> ===Little Mermaid: [https://youtu.be/SXKlJuO07eM?t=7 Pillage This World]=== Look at my fleet,<br> isn't it neat?<br> Wouldn't you think my command is supreme?<br> I am Lord of the Maelstorm<br> The Chaos Lord Lugft Huron<br> Look at that world,<br> treasures untold.<br> How many weapons can a Forgeworld hold?<br> Looking around here you'd think<br> "Sure, we'll steal everything".<br> I've got soldiers and daemons a-plenty.<br> Got siege weapons and sorcerers galore.<br> That Blackstone Fortress? Gift from Abby!<br> But who cares?<br> No big deal.<br> I want moooore!<br> I want to be where the High Lords are.<br> I want to see,<br> want to see them suffering.<br> Running around without...<br> ...what do you call them? Oh - ''spleens''.<br> Raiding a world you don't get too far;<br> Crusades are required for big-time killing.<br> Strolling along down the...<br> ...what's its name, again? "Cicatrix".<br> Look at them scream,<br> look at them run.<br> And claim their skulls for the Skull Throne<br> Blood running free<br> Burn, galaxy<br> ''Kill, maim and buuurn!''<br> What would I give<br> If I could leave,<br> out of this Maelstorm!<br> Whom would I flay<br> to spend a day<br> down on Badab.<br> Here in the Warp<br> we understand.<br> We do not reprimend Astartes.<br> Brave post-humans,<br> sick of serving<br> that Carrion Lord!<br> I'm ready to know what the Dark Gods know.<br> Ask Tzeench my questions and get ''NINE'' answers!<br> Ask Slaanesh just how do I...<br> ...what's the word? ''Raaaaaape!''<br> When's it my turn?<br> A Black Crusade.<br> Wouldn't I love to be Warmaster!<br> Wish the Dark Gods<br> would turn to me.<br> The Blood Reaver.<br> ===Little Mermaid: Under the Sea=== The shoeshine is always brighter<br> On somebody else's boot. <br> Fools dream 'bout leaving the Emprah<br>' But those dreams are evil's root. <br> Just think of the pains you'll suffer<br> Behind my punishment door <br> Such a painful death awaits you<br> So think of those things no more! <br> No Heresy <br> No Heresy <br> Soldier, it's better <br> Free of my fetters <br> Take it from me! <br> Out in the Eye they have no hope <br> In pain forever they must cope <br> While we devotin' <br> Full time to promotin' <br> No Heresy <br> Here in His light, we're happy <br> As off through the Warp they stray <br> The Lost in the Eye ain't happy <br> They mourn 'cause they lost their way <br> I charge through that swirling Warp-sea, <br> Cause heretics there I'll find, <br> The day I reveal their trech'ry <br> Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*) <br> No Heresy <br> No Heresy <br> Nobody beat us <br> Enslave or treat us <br> Ingloriously <br> We what the daemons like to corrupt <br> No heresy and their plan's is fucked <br> We got no worries <br> Nor fear of furies <br> No Heresy <br> No Heresy <br> Since duty's first here <br> We suffer no fear <br> Naturally <br> Even the surgeon an' the vox <br> They get the urge to cleanse the pox <br> We got the spirit <br> You got to hear it <br> No Heresy <br> The guard fights so hard <br> The marines look so mean <br> The AdMech fix da tech <br> And they prayin' serene <br> The priests kill the beasts <br> Ogryns start clobberin' <br> The psyker has lost his soul! (Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)<br> The tanks crush da flanks <br> Ratlings, rifles bring <br> The stormies fall out <br> The sisters, they sing! <br> The guard and navy <br> They never are lazy <br> An' oh I purge the foe! <br> No Heresy <br> No Heresy <br> When a foul daemon <br> Tries to corrupt men <br> My pistol fires free <br> What do they got? A lot of blood <br> We spill theirs in sod and mud <br> Each single man here <br> know how to pray here <br> No Heresy <br> Each young conscript here <br> My great wrath fear <br> No Heresy <br> Each vet'ran here <br> Know how to last here <br> That's why it's surer <br> To live more purer <br> No matter our places <br> We in the Emprah's graces <br> No Heresy <br> ===Frozen: Let it go=== -Part 1-<br/> The fire glows red on Prospero tonight<br> The Space Wolves we could not convince.<br> A planet of dead sorcerers,<br> and it looks like I'm the prince.<br> The warp is howling like this swirling storm inside,<br> Couldn't keep it in,<br> Emprah knows I've tried.<br> Don't cast a spell,<br> don't let them see,<br> Be the Primarch you always have to be.<br> Conceal, don't feel,<br> don't let them know<br> Well now they know<br> Let it go, let it go<br> Can't hold it back anymore.<br> Let it go, let it go<br> Turn away and slam the door.<br> I don't care<br> what they're going to say,<br> Let Prospero burn.<br> The Warp never bothered me anyway<br> It's funny how serving Tzeench<br> Makes everything seem small,<br> And the Emperor who controlled me<br> Can't get to me at all<br> It's time to see what I can do,<br> To test the limits and break through<br> No right, no wrong, no rules for me,<br> I'm free!<br> Let it go, let it go<br> I am one with the wind and sky<br> Let it go, let it go<br> You'll never see me cry.<br> Here I stand,<br> And here I'll stay,<br> Let the storm rage on<br> My power flurries through the air into the ground<br> My soul is spiraling in daemonic force all around<br> And one thought crystallizes like a sorcerous blast<br> I'm never going back, the past is in the past<br> Let it go, let it go<br> And I'll rise like the break of dawn<br> Let it go, let it go<br> That Primarch slave is gone<br> Here I stand<br> In the light of day<br> Let Prospero burn.<br> The Warp never bothered me anyway!<br> '''== Necron Crypteks interpretation ==''' the wasteland is empty not a soul is to be seen. A glorious Desolation, as it should have been This world is dieing as I lay my claim I did my best, adding it to my Hall of fame Ill let them try, Ill let them die, but they fell before my might and now I am Right, invade, locate, Deploy then Destroooyy and then gooo: Exterminate Exterminate Ill float your world in hate Exterminate Exterminate Just now they see its to late I don’t care what they were going to do Ill keep moving on They were all going to die anyway It funny how some Destruction Make anything seems so frail and my Core glows with great delight as i watch how they Fail Time to finish the protocol i broke the limits, I saw it though I was right they were wrong now they see Exterminate Exterminate Ill see the dust fly Exterminate Exterminate just follow their cry Protocol request That ill do my best So ill move on. As the planet surface is wiped clean Ill bring out my extreme As the atmosphere vaporize away ill see your die and decay there will be no Delay Exterminate Exterminate we will find another world again Exterminate Exterminate and set it to the Flame Here I stand but it is done and so I move on. They were all going to die anyway. ===Moana: You're welcome=== Okay, okay<br> I see what's happening here<br> You're face to face with greatness and it's strange<br> You don't even know how you feel<br> It's adorable!<br> Well it's nice to see that my sons never change<br> Open your eyes, let's begin<br> Yes it's really me, it's Father!<br> Breathe it in<br> I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!<br> But I swear I'm truly not a god<br> What can I say except "You're welcome"<br> For your hearts and your occulobe<br> Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome<br> I'm just mankind's Emperor!<br> Hey, what has two thumbs and united Terra<br> Sending man into a new era?<br> This guy!<br> In the ages of old<br> Who trapped the dragon down below?<br> You're looking at him, yo!<br> Oh, also I made you some sons<br> You're welcome<br> To fight for you and bring you fun<br> Also, I lit up the warp<br> You're welcome<br> To help your ships get you to war<br> So what can I say except you're welcome?<br> For the power I grabbed from Molech<br> There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha!<br> Tough I may have had to made some pacts<br> You're welcome, you're welcome<br> Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!<br> For the great Imperium you know<br> Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!<br> Well, come to think of it, you gotta go<br> Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!<br> 'Cause I'm gonna need that world<br> You're warping away, away<br> You're welcome!<br> Sorry, you don't get a vote<br> You're welcome, you're welcome<br> And thank you!<br>
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