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==Books== *'''''Eisenhorn: Xenos''''': Eisenhorn loses a member of his retinue and gains an extra two, Godwyn Fischig and Alizabeth Bequin. Investigates House Glaw and learns of a plot for a chaos cult to purchase a book written in chaos script from a xenos species called the Saruthi (A Chaos tainted xeno species who (according to the mobile game) looks like a [[chaos spawn|gigantic ugly mess]] walking on 4 giant chopsticks). Destroys both copies of the book and meets a friendly daemon named Cherubael. *'''''Eisenhorn: Malleus''''': Gideon Ravenor is wounded while he and Eisenhorn are attending a military parade. Hijinks ensue resulting in Eisenhorn tracking down a rogue inquisitor named Quixos who was trying to use Cadian pylons to close the eye of terror (looking at you [[Belisarius Cawl]]). After killing the rogue inquisitor, he and Cherubael decide to become bonded soul mates, and Cherubael moves in. Yes, he killed a rogue Inquisitor trying to close the Eye of Terror using a technology that was capable of achieving such a feat. What a hero. (To be fair, the guy was hinted to be a daemonhost too and was completely insane to boot.) *'''''Eisenhorn: Hereticus''''': Pontius Glaw tricks a Magos to build him a body made of knives. He then launches a pre-emptive strike on Eisenhorn that wipes out almost his entire retinue. Eisenhorn proceeds to counter attack and the day is saved. Oh and Eisenhorn reveals that he trumps a [[Warlord Battle Titan|Warlord Titan]] using Cherubael. *'''''Eisenhorn: The Magos''''': **Pestilence: Through good detective work, an [[Administratum]] adept named Lemual Sark discovers the source of an unnatural plague to be from chaos itself. **Master Imus's Transgression: An accountant reports the appearance of chaotic numbers in the books of the business he works for. Interrogator Eisenhorn burns down the whole business and thanks the accountant for his due diligence, leaving him to his newly unemployed life in a hive city. **Regia Occulta: Eisenhorn ends up in a rural town. Tracking what appears to be a serial killer he discovers that it's just two confused [[Orks]] who wandered through a warp tear. **Missing in Action: A truly heartwrenching tale, Eisenhorn has to put down a group of loyal imperial veterans who are killing citizens suspected of chaos taint, but without the proper permits for cleansing. **Backcloth For A Crown Additional: Clients of a photographer spontaneously die of fright shortly after having their picture taken. Photographer doesn't think it is strange that a bottle of special chemicals never runs out and is always full. A daemon in the chemicals grabs the photographer into all his pictures and Eisenhorn burns down the photographers caravan. A good example of how scary daemons can really be in 40K. **The Strange Demise of Titus Endor: A former pal of Eisenhorn succumbs to brain worms which ate up the brain of Eisenhorn's mentor. He still believes he's an Inquisitor and hallucinates his own death by a Chaos predator. **The Curiosity: The Magos Valentin Drusher finds out he somehow missed an apex predator during his mission to catalog all the species on the planet Gershom. He and his girlfriend Germaine Macks eventually track it down and it is revealed to be a Tyranid remote controlled by the planetary Bishop who wants to strike fear into his flock. Drusher is subsequently permanently marooned on the planet. **Playing Patience: Inquisitor Ravenor saves Patience Kys from a couple of rich guys running a gladiator pit. Everyone in the retinue gets to act cool except the computer nerd who shits his pants. **Thorn Wishes Talon: Ravenor and his retinue are attempting to reach a location while being hampered by a cultist army hunting them down. There's even a chaos dreadnought. They meet Eisenhorn and he warns Ravenor about a demonic manifestation in his future. Eisenhorn and Cherubael proceed to wipe out the entire army. **Gardens of Tycho: Magos Drusher is called out of retirement to help Macks locate a predator terrorizing a city. Initially thought to be a lion but revealed to be just a combat servitor somebody forgot to turn off. They turn it off and he and Macks get married after the story. **The Keeler Image: Eisenhorn tracks down a document and picture of uncorrupted Horus, with the document explaining how the Emperor denied his divinity. Destroys the clearly heretical document, but is left confused due to the heretical nature of disobeying the Emperor's will. Slaughters an inquisitorial stormtrooper battalion with Cherubael if you're still confused about his loyalty to the throne. **Perihelion: Eisenhorn is at a conference of inquisitors, and during a distraction caused by a psyker assassin, meets up with Ravenor to catch up on how Ravenor's feeling locked in a grav chair. **The Magos: Eisenhorn enters a pocket dimension with the help of Magos Drusher and Macks, is captured and [[Bullshit|plugged into a chaos warp focusing device. Its supercharges him into an alpha class psyker with a built in dictionary of Enuncia]], even Cherubael is terrified of him, and after cleaning everything up proceeds to hunt down a new nemesis: The King in Yellow. Leaves Drusher with a big payout which he can choose to either escape his planet (which he's been trying to the whole time since being marooned there) or try to win back the love of Macks (who divorced him since he was always bitching about being stuck on her planet). *'''''Bequin Trilogy: Eisenhorn vs Ravenor''''': **Pariah: Bequin is alive! Or at least has been cloned by the cognitae. Turns out the cognitae set up an academy for Pariahs in a big city, training the pariahs to infiltrate every strata of imperial society, combat & wetwork included. All while telling the candidates that they serve the Holy Inquisition. Which can be a big shock when she has to help one of her mentors kill an interrogator working for Ravenor. Ravenor airstrikes/storm trooper kill teams the cognitae academy and Beta finds herself on the run from the real Inquisition (believing Ravenor to be the cognitae), chaos cult aristocracy (including a descendant of the Glaw family), the Ecclesiarchy (who are trying to build a dictionary of enuncia), Word Bearer marines (assisting the Ecclesiarchy, who else are you going to call to learn about the divine emperor?), Inquisitor Eisenhorn (a real who am I running from moment), an Ecclesiarchy penitent monk (whose life mission is to protect her after being hired by Patience Kys), and an Emperor's Children marine (who was trying to infiltrate the King in Yellow's warp space domain for Fulgrim). She eventually realizes that the Cognitae were turning Pariahs into vessels for warp spiders working for the King in Yellow, and decides to work with Eisenhorn, gets captured by Ravenor at the end who tells her Eisenhorn is a heretic who works with demons, and is promptly busted out of her jail cell by Cherubael, immediately proving Ravenor correct. Oh and SPOILER ALERT! the king in yellow's true name is [[Adeptus Custodes|Constantin Valdor]]. I wish we were joking.
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