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== Overview and Traditions == Even for Orks, who love fighting and killing, The Goffs are a step above and beyond the usual level of omnicidal aggression. They live for the fight, and are hardwired to do it at the slightest provocation, and they are built for it: The average Goff boy is much larger and bulkier than any other Ork. Whenever fight pits erupt in Ork held areas, they go not to earn Teef for weapons and bragging rights, but because the fight is there, and it is good. Indeed, practically everything they do is mostly preparation to get back out there and fight; their warbands are very well known for stomping out a foe with savage brutality, then turning right around and in-fighting with each other because...well...they're the only thing left to fight. Goffs usually don't go in for fancy ornamentation, settling for simple black and white chequerboard or dagger patterns, and red bull skulls, as they feel a strange kinship with these beings. They're also unlike most Orks, in that their singleminded desire for combat above all else means they're always pretty dour and serious. The Goffs themselves believe themselves to be superior to all other Ork clans, and are natural leaders for the Orks. While never exactly known for having the average Goff boy be a good pal to krump with, they are considered role models of proper Orkish behaviour, and thus most Ork [[Waaagh]]!s congregate around Goff [[Warlords]]. The most infamous of these's [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], who needs no introduction, but there've been many others. The Goff way of war is a truly staggering number of infantry; a thundering stampede of steel-capped boots and horned helmets, not an intentional scheme to overwhelm the enemy with more bodies than bullets, since Goffs could care less about strategy, but the result of the entire Goff army racing each other to reach the opponent first. They prefer to fight on foot rather than mounted if possible, so they can get stuck in right away when they arrive at their destination, but if forced to, they'll slum it in a [[Trukk]] or [[Battlewagon]], if only to get to the krumpin' quicker.
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