Editing Fleshworld (section)

==Overview==

As its name implies, the Fleshworld is an entire planet made out of fleshy shit. We ain't sure whether this is [[Nurgle]] or [[Slaanesh]] shenanigans, although the [[Emperor's Children]] laid a stake on the planet, nevertheless this world is fucking E-W-W. During Bobby G's time in the Maelstrom, his scout fleet encountered the Fleshworld. The planet is a twisted, fleshy world that hung amidst a cloud of huge crystalline skulls.

Feeling fucking grossed out, Papa Smurf ordered a ground attack. [[FATAL|Why he thought sending in ground forces on a planet with teeth and tentacles was a good idea, rather than nuking it from orbit,]] [[Derp|we have no clue.]] [[Rape|It ended as well as you would expect.]] Roughly several Mechanicus ships got nommed and stuffed into a continent-sized maw that unpuckered at the planet’s northern pole.

[[Fail|After ''that'' fiasco]], Bobby G ''finally'' decided to do orbital bombardment via sustained torpedo launches which severed the world’s ironclad tentacles. Bobby G promptly fucked off from that planet.

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