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==Doombreed's Past== Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies of the Imperium. He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a Mongol mustache and a Mongol hat, most of the fanbase think he is [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]]. During the Fifth Black Crusade, he wiped two entire chapters of [[Space Marines]], the Warhawks and the Venerators. Probably for their 80's-band-style aesthetic. Granted, this isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one Space Marine chapter in Warhammer 40k, but it was still rockingly badass, and at least something more compared to what a certain [[Abaddon|armless failure]] has accomplished. Khârn was recently quoted as revealing the true fate of Doombreed, but like most Daemon Princes who die by the hands of simple Guardsmen, for all we know he might have been banished to the Warp for all eternity by the mighty power of the squats. === During Horus' Little Tea Party === According to ''Dark Compliance'', Horus used Doombreed, previously trapped in a red jewel, as an insta-[[Exterminatus|Planetkiller]] when bringing the [[Mechanicus|Mechanicum]] world of Accazzar-Beta to its knees, only to hightail it immediately after summoning, leaving Big D. and his Khornate Warp buddies to turn the planet [[Rip_and_tear|into a Khorne-pleasing charnel house]]. Doombreed was also on [[Horus]]' battle barge during the Horus Heresy. His angry ass probably had something to do with the [[rage]] that seems to be so damn contagious at the time. Sadly the Emperor banished him and his Slaaneshi counterpart [[N'kari]] to the warp with a wave of his hand... This defeat was most likely due to the fact that the [[Emperor|Big E]], being as old as he is, probably knew Doombreed's identity and could banish him by speaking his [[Daemon|true name]]. === Doombreed's BFF's === His counterparts among the other Chaos Gods are as follows; the Tzeentchian M'kachan (obviously a daemonified Isaac Newton), the Nurglic Bubonicus (this is clearly a daemonic Chris-chan), and the Slaaneshi N'kari ([[Warp]] reflection of Sasha Grey). Because of the changing nature and beauty of the Warp, each of these guys can be the or among the most powerful of their respective god's servants, possibly outshining even the Daemon Lords ([[An'ggrath]], [[Aetaos'Rau'Keres]], [[Scabeiathrax]], and [[Zarakynel]] for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively) and the Daemon Primarchs ([[Angron]], [[Magnus the Red|Magnus]], [[Mortarion]], and [[Fulgrim]] for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively). ===Doombreed and Doomrider=== Doombreed killed [[Doomrider]]. What a cunt.
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