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== '''Blood Ninja''' == A very amusing [[meme]] (I put on my robe and [[wizard]] [[hat]]) was started in a cybering session. ---- *bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? *BritneySpears14: Aight. *bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. *BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. *bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. *BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. *bloodninja: Me too baby. *BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. *bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. *BritneySpears14: Hey... *bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. *BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. *bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness. *BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. *bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest [[wizard|sorcerer]] of the lands. *bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. *BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit. *bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. *bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. *bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. *bloodninja: Baby? ---- *BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? *eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. *BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. *eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. *BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. *BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. *eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. *BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. *eminemBNJA: Oh shit *BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. *eminemBNJA: Oh shit *eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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