Editing Commorragh Slaves (section)

== Overview ==

The role of a slave in the battlefield ([[Rape|you should already know what Dark Eldar do to slaves on their off hours]]) is to act as cannon fodder, collect souls, and/or other menial tasks that Dark Eldar are too lazy/haughty to do (as seen in [[Dawn of War]]), such as sucking the [[Archon_(Warhammer_40,000)|Archon's]] dick on his personal pimp mobile. However, being a prisoner for some means little in the way of labor and many hours of boredom, perhaps on the deck of a [[Raider]] or [[Ravager]] whilst waiting for further punishment.
[[File:99800112015_DEPrisonersNEW_01.jpg|left|240px|thumb|Official model from GW. [[Derp|Yes those Slaves have eyebrows as thick as your forearm.]] [[Herp|Yes, they don't even have a proper six pack.]] [[THIN YOUR PAINTS|Yes, they're painted several layers way too many.]] [[Wat|Yes, one of them is actually cockeyed.]] [[Rage|And no, none of them are even remotely attractive.]] [[FAIL|Thanks GeeDubs.]]]]

Usually, life as a slave is tough shit and the worst part is, the Dark Eldar try their utter best to keep you alive so long as you continue to suffer. Young human children are often considered the best types of slaves for the Dark Eldar, but [[Tau]] and even other [[Eldar]] are considered fair game.

[[Ork]] slaves are almost unheard of due to the fact that Orks aren't susceptible to pain and the very fact that they will most likely end up snapping the back of their owners more than anything else. But it can be done; there was a WAAAGH! of Orks that lived on a world where they had adapted to the toxic atmosphere. A Dark Eldar Archon needed them to build a statue because the poison chimneys his base was near kept killing his slaves. He managed to catch them, and likely keeps them drugged to ensure their compliance. It is unknown what the Dark Eldar think of [[Tyranids]] but chances are that they will try to find a way around it to make it possible to [[Rape|rape]] one. But considering the fact that [[Rape|Dark Eldar are the most likely army in eviscerating Tyranid players like there's no tomorrow,]] [[FATAL|the possibility is more likely than you think.]] The only canon use they have for them is as beasts to fight and die in the arena; they even capture Synapse creatures despite the risk of luring a Hive Fleet to Commorragh meaning there is one weakness to the Hive Mind - alternate dimensions. Either that or it’s smarter than they think, knows where they are and how to get there, and is focusing on actual threats before coming for dessert.