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==Service== Or'es'Ka led his forces from Orridune/Nan'Yanoi, the second moon of Kaurava II, where he had built a bigass gun called the Ar'Ka Cannon, his system-wide [[Star Wars RPG|Death Star]] analogue, and began using it to orbital strike the ever-living fuck out of the (likely fake) [[Gorgutz]]' [[Orks]] and the [[Space Marines]] under [[Indrick Boreale]]. He also went after the Kauravan [[Imperial Guard]] forces, dealing massive damage to all involved. Given the widely-held assumption of an Imperial Guard victory in Soulstorm, Or'es'Ka ultimately was forced out of the Kaurava system by a very angry and very well-equipped [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]]. Stubbs used a [[Vindicare]] [[Officio Assassinorum|Assassin]] to kill the Ethereal Aun'Ro'Yr, which predictably threw the Tau forces into disarray and essentially guaranteed that Or'es'Ka's new tactic of nuking the shit out of anyone who pissed you off wouldn't have much of a chance to catch on with Tau high command. Although, if he did enough damage with his strategy it might be implemented in a supporting or spearhead role. The killing blow is a lot more killey when delivered with a WMD. While it's never stated directly either way, it is implied Or'es'Ka survived his defeat, and may yet return, but considering the emotional breakdown he had as opposed to Kais' cold neutrality, it's unlikely. Still, if he does return, lulz and [[Exterminatus]] are sure to follow. It has been revealed that Gorgutz actually won the campaign, and if the winning video is to be believed, [[dakka|by outshooting the Tau]]. Clearly, no little amount of therapy will cure him of such a devestating and humiliating loss. Most fans ignore this and assume the Guard, in possession of the planet’s continent-sized Baneblade factory from the Great Crusade, kicked the fuck out of everyone.
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