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==Types of Lords== The [[Chaos]] lords usually worship a god whether they be [[Khorne]], [[Tzeentch]], [[Nurgle]] or [[Slaanesh]]. Here are the following lords of the Chaos gods. ===Lord of Khorne=== [[File:99550102086_KhorneWorldEatersTerminatorLord01.jpg|thumb|left|Chaos Lord of Khorne. Damn he angry]] {{clear}} A crazed maniac who drinks blood, and eats whatever he just killed. Raw. Each of these Chaos Lords is a looming brute in gore-stained armor. Many such lords retain their intellect and conqueror's instincts, but their blood-greed is so strong that, upon the battlefield, they could easily be mistaken for mindless savages. It matters little, for so frenzied are the warriors that follow them that they are lost to reason; for lord and follower alike, only the sight of blood holds sway. They like using absurdly sized [[Chainaxe|chain battle-axes]] and [[Chainsword|swords]] and [[Power Weapon#Power Maul|mauls]] and all that shit, and are generally the most savage and physically strongest Chaos Lords. Particularly favoured Khornate Lords get to wield a [[Daemon_Weapon#Bloodfeeder|Bloodfeeder]] or a [[Daemon_Weapon#Hellblade|Hellblade]] for extra murder. [[Kharn]] is the craziest motherfucker of all Khorne Lords, who'll kill you in his psychotic blood-lusting [[rage]], but damn is he a great guy. ===Lord of Nurgle=== [[File:LordOfContagion.jpg|thumb|left|Chaos Lord of Contagion. Damn he stinky]] {{clear}} AKA the '''Lord of Contagion'''. Some disease-filled piece of flesh (Asbestos Aidstartes). Better not give him a hug, or have any physical contact whatsoever, because you'll probably get some disease worse than [[AIDS]] (like an incurable version of Syphilis.) They're also nigh-indestructible which is not that much of a surprise. These devout sons of Grandfather Nurgle revel in their foulness, leading Heretic and daemon alike to war. Each Lord of Nurgle has a Mantle of Corruption - a doctrine as set out by [[Mortarion]] that defines their weapons and strategies. The Lords of Contagion (as shown above) are the most aggressive of these, and embody the brute-force approach of taking punishment and then dishing it back out, aided all the more in this by their [[Chaos Cataphractii Pattern Terminator Armour|Cataphractii Terminator Armor]] and [[Daemon Weapon#Manreaper|Manreaper]]s. By contrast, the Lords of Poxes focus more on attrition and the spread of airborne plagues, while the [[Lord of Virulence|Lords of Virulence]] prefer the use of massed bombardment. Other, more obscure Mantles are also said to exist, such as the Mantle of Flux and the Mantle of Parasitism. Legend has it that there's a Mantle out there somewhere that nobody is yet worthy of, as it would make them a being of pure entropy. [[Typhus]] is the most famous of Nurgle Lords. ===Lord of Slaanesh=== [[File:ChaosLord of Slaanesh.jpg|thumb|left|Chaos Lord of Slaanesh. Damn he kinky]] {{clear}} Slaanesh's boy toy. The guy is most certainly a drug-addicted <s>pedophile</s> ''omni''phile, not unlike the [[Dark Eldar]]. Seriously, they literally are gifted with [[/d/|strange sensory organs]] and mood amplifiers that allow them to better savor the shocking stimuli of open warfare. Perks include the biggest drug stash and a stable full of sexually insatiable and adventurous men and women who are clusterfucking the shit out of each other. The life of such a lord is a whirlwind of excess that inspires his followers anew with every battle. As such, those minds of the lord reacts so swiftly thanks to a mixture of speed and cocaine that he can fight with blurring speed and dexterity whilst shaking like a human vibrator due to all the hopped-up drugs in his system. They are often armed with rare Slaaneshi weapons, such as a [[Daemon_Weapon#Needle of Desire|Needle of Desire]] or a [[Daemon_Weapon#Blissgiver|Blissgiver]]. [[Lucius|Lucius the Eternal]] is a Slaanesh Lord. ===Lord of Tzeentch=== [[File:Tzeentch_TerminatorLordNEW_02.jpg|thumb|left|Sorcerer Lord of Tzeentch. Damn he thinky]] {{clear}} AKA the '''Sorcerer Lord''' or '''[[Exalted Sorcerers|Exalted Sorcerer]]'''. Sorcerers who got their first magic tricks set for Christmas from Tzeentch. A notable Lord of Tzeentch is [[Ahzek Ahriman]] of the Thousand Sons. Their primary pastime is creating webs of lies and plots that serve to somehow give them possession of some chaos McGuffin or summon some Daemons or just in general do some thing that the protagonists must stop. Usually spellcasters who ignore armor and cover, causing much BAW. Curiously enough, in 3rd Edition they could be psykers or mundane, and the rank of Chaos Lieutenant existed as the second-in-command of a Chaos Space Marine force. Since the release of Warhammer 40,000 4th Edition, however, Chaos Sorcerers have been moved to a role more resembling that of the Loyalist Space Marines' [[Librarians]] rather than possessing variable psychic abilities. However, the Thousand Sons from the 7th Edition onwards have reintroduced Sorcerers with Lord statlines and abilities. ===Lord of Malal=== [[File:SOM T2007 lord.jpg|thumb|left|Chaos Lord of Malal. Damn he edgy]] {{clear}} The most mysterious of the Chaos Lords. Number one rogue killing fucktard. Their patron god is the dubiously canon [[Malal]]. Those who are champions of the paradox god strive for only one thing. The utter annihilation of the very concept of chaos and order.....[[Derp|by causing as much chaos as possible.]] They are known to use [[Daemon Weapon#Dreadaxe|anti-daemon daemon weapons]] to slay daemons and other Warp critters and are known to be highly antisocial and territorial. But hey, at least you get sweet ass wargear that can only be found in one area. Most noticeable trait is their obsession of dressing up like a Marilyn Manson clown or an emo goth cannibal. Yeah, eating people is just a pastime for these lords. Then again, we are pulling that out from [[Sons of Malice]] who are the only known Malal/Malice worshippers in 40K, so it may differ from worshiper to worshiper. ===Lord of Chaos Undivided=== [[File:99120102046_CSMTermLordRepack01.jpg|thumb|left|Lord of Chaos Undivided. Damn he... kinda vanilla but still cool. Just peachy.]] {{clear}} A lord who refuses to follow any single god. You COULD say they are boring, but saying that's like saying Sindri, Araghast, and Carron are boring, which is hilariously inaccurate. In seriousness the success and power of these lords can vary greatly. They are super vanilla in a....'Chaos-y' way. Still, the fact they aren't completely sucking the cocks from the gods means that they are the most flexible of the bunch. Then again, this ''is'' in the end, a Chaos Lord we are talking about and they are ultimately always a tyrannical warrior-king who lives to bathe in the blood of worlds. Hence, despite their generic blandness, they are not to be fucked with. May wield a ''wide'' variety of weapons, ranging from [[Chainfist]]s, to [[Plasma Gun]]s to even the elusive [[Daemon_Weapon#Dark Blade|Dark Blade]] and [[Kai Gun]]s. The most famous Undivided lord [[Abaddon|has no arms]].
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