Editing Cegorach (section)

==History==
[[image:Cegorach_the_Laughing_God.jpg|350px|thumb|If you can't tell, he's the one being a dick.]]

During the war against the [[Necrons]], Cegorach convinced the Outsider to eat other [[C'tan]], which caused the Outsider to become insane because all the C'tan he ate became split personalities within his body. But there is a huge argument as to whether he convinced the Outsider to eat the [[C'tan]] first, or if he was just copying the Deceiver when he told the Nightbringer to eat other [[C'tan]]. It's also possible they're the same story, as both [[The Deciever]] and Cegorach get their rocks off by impersonating people.

After the [[C'tan]] and the [[Necrons]] went to sleep, the Eldar pretty much ruled the entire galaxy and because they were so advanced that they didn't have to do any work they started to do whatever the hell they wanted; kind of like The Culture but more [[Grimdark]]. At first it was just video games, amusement parks, walks in the park with SPESS ELF Dogs, sports, movies, fighting the occasional aliens who wanted to challenge them (which ended in the extinction of most of these xenos save for the [[Orks]] and later humanity), somewhat increased amounts of recreational sex, and television. However, because of the strength with which Eldar experience emotions, and the fact that time goes by slower for them, they got bored of wholesome fun very quickly.

They started to do drugs, then they started having orgies, then they started with the BDSM, and it only got [[Rape|worse]] and [[Anime|worse]] and even some of the [[Eldar]] Gods started to get in on the [[Elf Slave, Wat Do?|"fun"]]. Cegorach was far too busy hosting the Eldar version of Monty Python and being a dick to join in on the hedonism and used it as joke fodder. When [[Slaanesh]] was born and went on its murderrape spree (powered by Chaos performance enhancing drugs) and killed nearly all of the Eldar Gods, created the Eye of Terror which swallowed the Crone Worlds of the Eldar empire and sent a psychic scream that killed most of the Eldar race; Cegorach hid behind the stronger gods and gave Slaanesh the occasional sucker punch and the not-so-occasional devastating one-liner.
[[image:40k Cegorach statue.png|250px|thumb|Two faced and with six arms, yeah that feels like a trickster god]]
Still, it wasn't enough to stop the newborn drug-snorting transvestite to wreak havoc upon the Eldar Pantheon. After killing Asuryan, the strongest of the Eldar gods, Slaanesh's performance-enhancing drugs started to wear off but there were only three gods left to oppose him: [[Isha]] (who was as usual weeping uselessly), [[Khaela Mensha Khaine]] and Cegorach. Khaine finally got his shit in motion and started to fight Slaanesh properly and gave a good account of himself (occasionally helped by Cegorach from the sidelines) but in the end, it looked like the God of War would lose to Slaanesh... until [[Khorne]] suddenly came out of nowhere to bitch-slap the prissy little fuck because he rightfully claimed that Slaanesh had no right to lay a hand on his property. Yup, Khorne considers Khaine his <s>prison bitch</s> personal property. Go figure. At that point, Cegorach took the opportunity granted by the distraction to sneak into the Webway while no one was looking, since he knew he couldn't hope to face Slaanesh on his own and the rest is history. Why he didn't bring Isha along, only he knows. Still, since she got rescued by [[Nurgle]] instead of being tentacle-raped forever and now helps mitigate Granddaddy's plagues by revealing their cure to the surviving Eldar, it might be in fact a case of [[just as planned]]. Or maybe all three of the old Chaos gods had their favs and Tzeentch is Cegorach's Secret Santa.

Today, Cegorach's primary concern is dealing with [[Slaanesh|She Who Thirsts]]. Being a trickster god though, his followers do things from time to time just for the lulz, such as the time some harlequins defaced a Land Raider seemingly just for the hell of it. As expected, Cegorach is also opposed to the Necrons (because they have no sense of humour, even before they became souless robots). He was there for the original Necron-Eldar war, and the Harlequin Masque of the Dreaming Shadow primarily focuses on fighting Necrons, but many other Harlequins view that as a cheap side show compared to Slaanesh. (Well not really, necron weaponry can still melt your face) Cegorach was likely heavily involved in the birth of [[Ynnead]], given how they're both focused on defeating Slaanesh, and how his Harlequins currently serve under the Ynncarne. Where Ynnead fits into his plans are uncertain, given how rarely they are straightforward, but one can be certain that things are going [[just as planned]].

Overall one of the most successful gods in 40k. He also founded the [[Black Library]].