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==Overview== These Eldar follow one of the many Paths along which their kind journey. Rather than focusing on combat, the Bonesinger is instead tasked with the construction and maintenance of Eldar structures and machinery, usually through the psychic manipulation of [[Wraithbone]], shaping and molding it into various items. This is done true psychically molding the fabric of Wraithbone through a 'chorus' of psychic energy, hence why they are called Bonesingers; they literally make structures through the [[Derp|power of]] [[Noise Marines|music.]] [[Gay|You can't get more]] [[Elf|Elvish]] than that. Bonesingers of the Il-Kaithe [[Craftworld]] are said to be the most skilled of the Eldar Bonesingers, able to practice their art even in the heat of battle. While Wraithbone is capable of naturally repairing itself over time, the process can be greatly enhanced by the psychic abilities of a Bonesinger. Hence, whilst they practically never see combat, unless a [[Wraithlord]] breaks a leg or a [[Falcon]]'s weapons go [[derp]], they are always in the backline. Still, they managed to be in [[Dawn of War]] as the Eldar builder unit. Curiously, while [[Fluff]] states that Bonesingers are not limited by gender, all of the Bonesingers in the Dawn of War games are women ([[Trap|or at least they sound like women, cause god knows how anybody is gonna recognize the gender of Eldar synth-voices]]). As you can imagine, with the name [[NSFW|'Bonesinger']] and them being all [[PROMOTIONS|women,]] it has led [[/d/|some]] to believe that they may also perform another use for....[[Rule 34|'Bonesinging']]...
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