Editing Bloodborn (section)

==History==
The Bloodborn were started when Honsou engaged in [[Daemonculaba|a little science project]] to create new [[Space Marines]] by [[/d/|shoving preteen boys back into wombs of immensely obese women.]] Thankfully, [[Uriel Ventris]] turned up and wrecked all of these plans. This made Honsou [[RAGE|just a]] [[Butthurt|little upset.]]

Honsou decided the best way to show how ticked off he was by killing every Ultrasmurf in the galaxy and then smashing their worlds apart for good measure. Chaos doesn’t do things by half. To achieve this, he took part in [[Huron Blackheart]]'s Skull Harvest, where Chaos warbands and mercenaries would compete and whoever won would gain the right to lead the assembled host. After a number of bouts of bitchslapping, Honsou won and led his delightful new band of [[Meme|scum and villainy]] off to trash the Ultramarines. On the way they hooked up with [[M'Kar|M'kar the Reborn]], former [[Dark Apostle]] of the [[Word Bearers]] (who took part on the assault on [[Ultramar]] during the days of the [[Great Crusade]], although he didn't accomplish much of anything), [[Daemon Prince]] of [[Chaos Undivided]] (although it's not clear ''how,'' given he didn't accomplish much. Its probably just the Chaos Gods doing it for the potential lulz, like what they did in [[Abaddon]]'s case.), and all-around failure, who became the patron of the host. M'kar started calling the assembled warriors the "Bloodborn" to troll Honsou, who disliked the name.

Honsou's first act of masterful trolling was to virus bomb the world of [[Tarsis Ultra]], where Ventris and his Company had recently gotten ship-whomped repelling the Tyranids so the Inquisition wouldn't virus bomb the planet in the first place. He then began his assault of Ultramar proper, but here things started to fall apart. Eventually, he lost a series of intense battles, and the Bloodborn ended up shattered; M'kar was <s>banished back to the Warp (maybe permanently this time)</s> since perma-killed (as in ''true death''), and Honsou fled Imperial retribution, only pausing to shake his fist and scream that he'd be back like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. Of course, given he assaulted the one of the most-defended sectors in Imperial space on little more than a ''whim,'' he just might return...

(Keep in mind that Honsou's invasion killed just as many Smurfs as the Battle of Maccragge. The Smurfs really need those Primaris reinforcements.)