Editing Slambo

[[File:Slambo 5.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Raw, infinite Chaos...]]
'''Slambo''', ''aka'' '''Slambo the Everchosen''', ''aka'' '''Slambo, the First True Prince of Chaos''', ''aka'' '''Slambo the Everchampion''', ''aka'' '''Slambo, [[Age of Slam]] Commentator''', ''aka'' '''Slambo, [[Chaos God]] of (desired portfolio)''' is a [[Warhammer Fantasy]] meme character. 

==The Legend==
Originally a <strike>[[Warriors of Chaos]]</strike> [[Age of Sigmar|Mortals]] miniature dating back to 4th(?) edition (earlier he was pictured in AHQ). Older [[Games Workshop]] ads for models named some individuals despite the fact none would ever recieve lore. There is some artwork depicting him in Advanced Heroquest though.

During 2014, while [[/tg/]] raged and lamented the changes in [[End Times]], an anon decided to cheer the mass of Fantasy fans up by posting old White Dwarf promos in a nostalgiabomb (or a lesson for newer players). One in particular model, dubbed Slambo, caught the attention of the thread. 

Slambo is heavily armored like most Warriors, although his faux-Viking helmet horns meet to form a halo like a medieval painting of a saint or king, while he is armed with two huge battleaxes. It was [[Awesome|love]] at first sight for many. 

Since then, Slambo has come to replace any [[Chaos]] character with displeasing lore. If [[Archaon]] is unsatisfactory, Slambo is the Everchosen with Archaon being some past failed twat nobody cares to remember. Those who dislike [[Be'lakor]] (the many that is) consider Slambo the first Daemon Prince, the master of [[Chaos Undivided]]. If a player wants an extra special Chaos Champion, Slambo is of course eligible. Those who feel [[Khorne]], [[Tzeentch]], [[Slaanesh]], [[Nurgle]], even [[Horned Rat]] to be boring little shits consider Slambo the true master of their branch of Chaos. When [[Age of Slam]] was first conceived, Slambo was the replacement for [[Blood Bowl|Jim and Bob]] as commentator.

'''2017 update:''' [https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Slambo-Exalted-Hero Slambo is back!] (In resin, but still!) Now he has shiny green armor, and rules in AoS. He can even throw his axes. (The only downside is he can't take a Mark, which really would have been useful). White Dwarf March 2017 even published rules to use this mini in the "Warhammer Quest - Silver Tower" board game.

==External links==
[https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Warscrolls/AoS_Slambo_Warscroll_EN.pdf His rules]

==Gallery==
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Image:Slambo 1e.jpg
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File:Slambo new model.jpg|He's back baby! And his new model is [[awesome]] ([[Primarch|ogre-sized]] for some reason, but still awesome).
File:Slambo_size.jpg|The old and new model side by side.
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