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If there is one thing you should know about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure before you delve into it, it should be this one thing:

It's dumb. ''It's so fucking dumb... And yet it works.''

While the the story varies wildly based on the arc, it has a basic synopsis. It covers the multi-generational (and eventually multiversial) heroism of the Joestar family, who are constantly getting involved in all sorts of weird shit that results in epic, crazy, surprisingly clever fights and super-manly scenes. The title comes because each generation's Joestar has a name starting with "JO", resulting in the familial nickname of "JoJo". Although technically you can just pick up any saga at random, it's slightly easier to follow along if you read from the beginning. ''Slightly''.

Starting in 1987 by manga artist Hirohiko Araki, Jojo has had an influence on not only Japanese anime and manga but internet culture as a whole. List a common anime trope, chances are that Jojo is either the originator or made that theme very famous. Cheering sidekicks, multiple chapter battles, attacks that defy every conventional belief you can dream of, ''flamboyant poses,'' you name it.

Its most well-known incarnation is probably Stardust Crusaders, mostly for how iconic Jotaro and Dio were as well as the popularity from the OVA and fighting game.

There's also a 4chan banner based on the comic. ("Your next line will be 'I was just pretending to be retarded!'" "I was just pretending to be retarded! ''?!'' He...he captured...my favorite trick!")

==JoJo and /tg/==
[[File:Pillarstodes.jpg|thumb|right|Wamuudes, Custodisi, and Karstodes; the personal guardians to the Emperor of Mankind.]]
JoJo is one of three anime/manga that /tg/ will openly admit they like, the other two being [[Berserk]] and [[Fist of the North Star]]. Hell, the early art style of JoJo is heavily inspired by FotNS, even Jonathan's outfit being very similar to Kenshiro's. Like the two aforementioned manga, JoJo is considered the to be an extremely manly series, with a predominantly male cast and the protagonists usually kicking ass to get to their objective without much thinking. However, at the same time it is flamboyantly gay, with many male characters being shirtless or wearing revealing clothing and striking strange/fabulous poses, making its relationship with /tg/ somewhat confusing and [[skub|conflicted]] considering that /tg/ usually shies away from most stuff that is homosexual. One could say it's because it's like a breath of fresh air how silly it is, or the end goal of each arc is ultimately pretty simple; protagonist has to beat the shit out of and/or kill the big bad, end of story. The tone of any arc can change in an instant, becoming dumb and happy to dire and [[grimdark]] within a couple chapters. It's also because the action is often to awesome that fa/tg/uys turn a blind eye to the gay stuff. Or we just love it that way, since that's mostly what made JoJo popular in the first place. Plus Araki puts ''scads'' of references to classic rock and metal into Jojo, so that helps too.

We've had several Quest threads on /tg/ that relate to JoJo, the most popular being the multi-part [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=JoJo%20Guardsman%20Quest| Guardsman's Bizarre Adventure]. We also have Super Stand Sunday, when /tg/ comes together and makes their own Stand every (you guessed it) Sunday.

The /tg/ interpretation of the [[Eversor]] Assassin is pretty much Dio Brando, down to him striking his trademark pose and crying "WRYYYY" before proceeding to cut up whatever enemy is in his way. But probably the most popular /tg/-JoJo relation, however, comes in the form of the YouTuber Bruva Alfabusa's "[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device]]" series, where he makes several references to JoJo throughout the series. The most popular reference is definitely the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9w_uoUHgiE| Pillarstodes]; Adeptus Custodes based on the Pillar Men from Battle Tendency. This actually isn't that far off the mark since there is in fact official (albeit old) art of shirtless Custodes. Still, the Pillarstodes are quite flamboyant and hedonistic, but nonetheless they're also kickass.

Of course, there's also a RPG based off of JoJo, [https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/tg/image/1444/25/1444251939283.pdf here.]

It wouldn't be surprising if Hirohiko Araki himself was a fa/tg/uy himself. He's mentioned in some lectures and interviews that he decided to create an RPG/board game-style system for JoJo where characters travel to different places to fight enemies, as seen in Stardust Crusaders and onward.

==Generation Sagas==
===Part 1: Phantom Blood===
[[File:Phantom Blood.jpeg||thumb|right|150px|''Phantom Blood'' cover]]
Here's where it all begins. And aside the looks and clothes of some of the characters, this is the less "gayish" arc of all. A Victorian Aristocrat in the 1880s named George Joestar is the only survivor of a horrible carriage crash. Mistaking the depraved scavenger Dario Brando as a Good Samaritan who tried to help him, he offers the Cockney lowlife a favor, to be called in whenever Dario wishes. Eventually, Dario dies, but sends his son - the ruthlessly ambitious, amoral and driven Dio Brando - to live at the Joestars, calling in his favor to get George to adopt the lad. This leads to much suffering for George's actual son, the goodhearted - if rather dimwitted - Jonathan Joestar, as Dio wants JoJo's place and starts to bully him horribly. Even ''burning his fucking dog alive'' just to get back at him! This all comes to a boil when it turns out he's poisoning George, a confrontation that leads to him using a mysterious stone mask to become a vampire. So, with the aid of mysterious vampire-killing martial artist, Baron Zeppelli, Jonathon masters the art of Ripple/Hamon, a mystical breath-controlled martial art that wields energy anathema to vampires. Jonathon eventually decapitates Dio, and all is well, right? ...Wrong! Whilst Jonathon is on his honeymoon, Dio's head shows up with his last remaining zombie minion, leading to Jonathon dying as Dio cuts off Jonathon's head in hopes of merging with his enemy's body, before the ship they're on sinks. Luckily, Jonathon's pregnant wife escapes.

===Part 2: Battle Tendency===
[[File: Battle Tendency.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|''Battle Tendency'' cover]]
In the late 1930s, Joseph Joestar, grandson of Jonathon Joestar, is the second Joestar to get into strife when the mysterious Pillar Men awaken. These ungodly ancient (and ''fabulous'') abominations created the vampirising stone masks as part of a process to find a way around their own pesky weakness to sunlight. The fact vampires taste even nicer than humans was a nifty bonus. Notable events include a hammy [[Nazi]] cyborg as one of the good guys and a final battle that ''starts'' in an erupting volcano, then ends with them riding a chunk of rock into the atmosphere after the volcano blows its top. Until the middle of the arc there was no real plot, for the most part it was Joseph simply fucking around and beating the shit out of/fooling every minor villain he came by. Araki by this point seemed to have realized how silly the series and embraced it, with much of it being done for laughs. Everything from the aforementioned Pillar Men, the Nazis, this installment's trick-happy Jojo, and probably the dumbest poses in the series certainly makes this the most outright silly arc of Jojo, and that right there is an accomplishment. Battle Tendency cements the fact that in JoJo smarts are just as important as raw power, as even they're up against seemingly unbeatable opponents, planning and quick thinking prove critical to victory.

===Part 3: Stardust Crusaders===
[[File:Stardust Crusaders.jpeg|thumb|right|150px|''Stardust Crusaders'' cover]]
In the 1980s, half-Japanese Jotaro Kujo takes up the role of hero when Dio Brando comes back, having assimilated Jonathan Joestar's body as his own. In doing so he unlocks a new kind of power, strange psionic abilities called Stands. This causes a chain reaction that unlocks Stands around the world, and leads to Stands replacing Hamon as the super-power of choice in all subsequent generations. Now Jotaro, alongside an aged Joseph and a motley crew of manly men must fight Dio and his practical army of Stand users.

This is by far the most well known and iconic part of Jojo, with the introduction of Stands being very well received and all the crazy shenanigans that come with them. Not only does it have two anime adaptations (whereas Part 1 only has one anime, an unreleased movie, and a videogame and Part 2 only has an anime), but it also has a two video games (one RPG for the SNES, one arcade fighting game by Capcom).

===Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable===
[[File:Diamond is Unbreakable.jpeg|left|thumb|175px|''Diamond is Unbreakable'' cover]]
It's the year 1999 in a Japanese suburb of Morioh. High Schooler Josuke Higashikata runs into a slightly-older Jotaro and Josuke learns that 1) Jotaro's his nephew despite being ten years older and that old ass Joseph is his father, 2) Stands exist, and 3) there's a serial killer on the loose.

From there spans a rather loosely-assembled journey involving protecting his town from enemy stand users and befriending some of the people he beats up (including thugs and a seriously arrogant manga artist). There isn't really even a central arc until halfway-in, when Josuke figures out that Kira has a stand. For the most part, it is a mystery with the main cast trying to discover the identity of the aforementioned serial killer rampaging through their town and build up to the third act. Noted for being Araki's personal favorite arc to write and marking the shift in his art style from bulky and masculine to more defined and detailed but flamboyant and feminine.

===Part 5: Vento Aureo===
It's Italy in 2001. Giorno Giovanna (the son of Dio using Jonathan's body, though Giorno never knows this) is a kid with aspirations of becoming a "Gang Star" (What this means isn't very clear) with the help of his stand, "Gold Experience". After accidentally killing a gangster, Giorno finds himself immersed in the world of the mafia and eventually becomes a member of "Passione", where he joins his team. With this team, they go and accomplish missions at the behest of a fat bastard (who eventually dies), and later come under the eye of their organization's boss, who wants them to bring back a girl named Trisha.

Once they bring her to the appointed location, they realize that the boss wanted to kill Trisha, which leads to Giorno and the team defecting from the organization and finding out who the boss is and how to defeat him.
While it's still strange in typical JoJo fashion, it's often weird for the sake of being weird rather than for cartoony fun or silliness. That combined with a shoddy plot and boring protagonists makes this a pretty inconsistent arc (yet the stands are cool, so is the villain).

===Part 6: Stone Ocean===
Jolyne Kujo was arrested for a crime she didn't commit (though she did have legitimate priors) in 2015 and is then sent to Green Dolphin Street, a maximum-security prison in Florida. Though her dad Jotaro couldn't bail her out, he did give a small locket (containing a fragment of a Stand Arrow), giving her the chance to develop a stand in order for her to survive this prison and get to the bottom of the conspiracy surrounding this prison.

===Part 7: Steel Ball Run===
The timeline resets to the 1800's.
In this alternate universe, quadraplegic ex-jockey Johnny Joestar and Italian executioner Gyro Zeppeli cross paths and decide, for better or for worse, to partner up and participate in the Steel Ball Run, a race that spans the breadth of the United States as a test of endurance for both horse and rider (except for that one dude who just ran the whole way. He manages to make it pretty far). Along the way, they uncover the real purpose of the race when they become entangled with the Parts of the Saint's Corpse, which bestow its owner with incredible power.

As it turns out, the reason the race was even held was because President Funny Valentine wanted to own the complete Corpse, using the race and its participants as pawns in order to accomplish this goal. Though his goals are ultimately altruistic in their outlook, Johnny and Gyro still oppose this plan because it requires that only America prospers, while everything else is stuck struggling.

===Part 8: JoJolion===
We're back in Morioh, but not as we know it. The currently ongoing arc of JoJo based around the SBR version of the 2011 earthquake that hit Japan.

It's some years after SBR, and Morioh was recently wracked with terrible earthquakes which make these creepy images on the ground that gets ripped up. An unfortunate girl by the name of Yasuho Hirose discovers a body among the mess and rescues him. Though he's got no memories and is quirky almost to the point of stupidity, she decides to help the amnesiac 'Josuke' discover his real identity and some really wacky adventures ensue as they find various clues and odd characters that know something about his past. Somehow, by the grace of God, this makes ''absolutely no sense'' even by JoJo standards

==Characters==
===The Joestars===
====Jonathan Joestar (Part 1)====
[[File: Jonathan JoJo.png|thumb|right|175px| Holy shit, you could grate cheese on those abs.]]
Jonathan is pretty much the archetypal gentleman: Well-mannered, intelligent, and damned determined to protect that which he values. There are many words to describe him: [[This guy|kind, caring, forgiving, honorable]], strong, tall, handsome, clever, and unfortunately, unfortunate. Jonathan was born into a rich family, far away from the cold, unforgiving slums that Dio was grown up in and this was enough reason for Dio to completely hate him. After Dio assaults Jonathan's girlfriend Erina, burns his dog, Danny, in a furnace, and beats him in a boxing match, Jonathan is furious and confronts Dio in the Mansion foyer. Their brief encounter is life-changing as they both discover the Stone Mask and Jonathan finds his inner strength that allows him actually fight back
Years later, Jonathan is an [[Space Marine|absolute tank]], with it taking 3 people to slow him down in a rugby game and even then he is still able to pass the ball high in the air. Jonathan is also a scholar, working in archaeology due to his interest in the Stone Mask, and during his work he discovers Dio plot to poison his father and inherit the Joestar fortune. Making his way to one of the most dangerous places in London, Ogre Street, he befriends the criminal Speedwagon who helps him prove Dio's guilt. When Dio decides to be a tosser and reject his humanity, Jonathan fights him throughout the mansion and succeeds in impaling him on the statue in the foyer and escapes the burning mansion. Some time after Dio's burning, William Antonio Zeppeli appears, instantaneously healing Jonathan with the ripple and revealing Dio's survival. With this new information, Jonathan resolves to hunt down Dio and put an end to his incredibly ungentlemanly vampire shenanigans and learns the ripple from Zeppeli in order to do so. Their journey has Jonathan killing a [[what|zombified Jack the Ripper]], learning of Dio's new ice powers,  and gaining the sword Luck & Pluck from Bruford the Zombie Black Knight. When Jonathan's neck is broken by the other knight, Tarkus, Zeppeli sacrifices himself trying save him which leads to Jonathan becoming ''even buffer'' and destroying Tarkus. Meeting up with the other Ripple users, Dire, Straits, and Tonpetty, Jonathan reaches Dio's castle and defeats him in their final battle, ending the fabulous vampire menace. In the proceeding time, Jonathan marries Erina and they prepare to leave on their honeymoon vacation before a completely unlucky series of events occur as Dio is revealed to have barely survived their fight as severed head. Being shot in the throat with Dio's ''Space Ripper Stingy Eyes'', Jonathan loses the ability to breathe and therefore use the Ripple. Using his Last Ripple, Jonathan rigs the boat to explode and holds Dio's head as Erina hides in Dio's coffins as the ship burns around them. In his last breaths Jonathan expresses to Dio his feelings of attachment to him despite how terribly Dio had treated him over the years and passes away before Dio can reply. In the hundred year gap between Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders, Dio was able to cut off Jonathan's head and take over his body.
A sign of the era that Jojo's Bizarre Adeventure started in, Jonathan physically resembles another [[Fist of the North Star|chiseled, heroic anime protagonist]] that punched his enemies to death. To summarize Jonathan, he was a [[Muscle Wizard| Muscled Scholar]] who fought with Power of the Sun and an all-around gentleman.

====Joseph Joestar (Part 2, 3, and 4)====
[[File: Joseph JoJo.jpeg|thumb|left|For context, he's peeping on a woman taking a bath... who turns out to be his mother. We've come a long way.]]
Whereas his grandfather Jonathan is a gentleman, Joseph is a good-natured but impulsive punk. Over the course of Part 2 he develops from mostly being concerned about his desires to a genuine hero.

Though he doesn't know a lot about fighting, Joseph compensates by being a dirty cheat, not being above even ''dressing up as a woman'' [[FAIL|(and poorly might we add)]]. Even though he eventually learns about the Ripple by Lisa Lisa, he still keeps his aptitude for improvising, being able to use nets and ball clackers as weapons to defeat enemies. He even resorts to kamikaze-ing an immortal vampire god into an active volcano, losing his hand in the process, but doesn't care because it fucking worked.

Unlike his granddad, Joseph manages to survive his battle with the half-naked Aztec vampire demigods and eventually builds his own family, marrying the incredibly sexy but also incredibly stupid (seriously, his family thought he was dead because ''she forgot to tell them she was nursing him back to health'') Susie Q. By the time Part 3 rolls around, Joseph's already in his 70's, looks close to it due to slacking off in his Hamon training after having beaten the Pillar Men, and is a real estate tycoon. Here, he develops the stand "Hermit Purple", a bunch of purple vines that let him read the future somewhat by interfacing with cameras and TV's and can conduct the Ripple (which he doesn't use as much after Part 2 because, as said above, he's a slacker who let his skills get rusty). He still is a bit of a trickster, using dirt and tar to defeat one stand and another stand's abilities against its' wielder.

He returns yet again in Part 4, but it's clear that time hasn't been good to him, as he's pretty much unable to do anything. Regardless, he tries (key word "tries") to help Josuke (his illegitimate son) and Jotaro in dealing with an orphaned baby and the Stand Arrow.

====Jotaro Kujo (Part 3, 4, and 6)====
[[File: Jotaro JoJo.png|thumb|right|"My Stand will judge you!"]]
Grandson of Joseph, and the son of a virtually nonexistent jazz player and a housewife (Holly). Was a happy normal kid growing up but then started getting into fights with gangsters by the time he was 17. Would almost be an unlikeable prick were it not for his badassness, unflappable demeanour, and being a shonen protagonist. 

Jotaro's stand is essentially what kicks off Part 3, as he locks himself up in a local jail because he has no clue what the hell it even is. After Joseph and Avdol convince him that it's not some [[Daemonhost|unholy possession]], Jotaro then joins along in an adventure which sees him travel the world and punch the fuck out of a lot of people. While less flamboyant than his grandfather, he's every bit as clever as he uses his unflappable demeanor to bluff his way out of numerous life-or-death encounters.

His stand, "Star Platinum" is a blue-ish muscleman with long hair with so many powers it becomes pretty clear how much of a protagonist he is: Punching shit really fast, a stretchy finger, the ability to pick out tiny details with precision, and (eventually) the power to stop time.

Part 4 sees him help out Josuke with taking care of stand business on behalf of the Speedwagon Foundation, but otherwise standing back to do other stuff. That said, he's still just as powerful, even moreso because he finally mastered the ability to stop time itself. Also despite being older he's drawn in a way that makes him look younger than in Part 3, because.

He returns again in Part 6 after finding out that the jail where his daughter is being held has its own issues with stands, and that Pucci has plans that involve Dio. At this point it becomes clear what his flaws are, as it's revealed that while he is a badass, he's also pretty useless in anything not involving being a protagonist, like being a dad. Using Star Platinum's Time Stop abilities also took a toll on his body (shown by the durability stat dropping from an A to an E), which might explain why he doesn't put in much of a performance during the arc.

====Josuke Higashikata (Part 4)====
[[File: Josuke JoJo.jpeg|thumb|left|150px|Never seen such [[awesome|awesomeness]] in my life.]]
The big shocker here: His father is Joseph Joestar. This in itself is pretty damn scary, as the old man was able to still get kids, though this isn't without consequence. As such, he lives with his mom and grandfather (a policeman). Then he runs into Jotaro and things go very... Bizarre.

Josuke is a bit of a goof like his dad, and sports serious pride in his pompadour to the point that he'll beat the shit out of someone for dissing it. On the flip side, one could say that he's too nice for his own good and his desire to be kind can sometimes put him in bad situations, though he's certainly not [[Stupid Good]]. He is very touchy about his hair and insulting it is a surefire way to catch an assbeating. His stand, "Crazy Diamond", is able to punch things really fast and restore things that were broken if he knows how they work, a power that could be seriously powerful if he puts his mind to it. However, this is incapable of bringing back the dead (he learns this the hard way), and if he uses this power when mad, things get messed up.

====Giorno Giovanna (Part 5)====
[[File:Giorno JoJo.jpeg|thumb|right|175px|Trust us, this is as much personality as he gets.]]
The son of Dio using Jonathan's body, making his legitimacy as a Joestar up to debate.

His personality is rather...unremarkable, and as such it's up to the other guys to really add to the story while Giorno is something of a plot device. Which is a damn shame, consider he is literally the son of Dio and he could've been a very interesting character. (It should be noted that this may be down to shitty translations. Either that or the Japanese and Italians have shit taste in protagonists.) The fact that his stand, "Gold Experience", has some really bullshit powers doesn't help either. To iterate, his stand can imbue inanimate objects with life (like turning suitcases into frogs or bullets into trees or buttons into FUCKING HANDS) with no respect to conservation of mass and, like "Crazy Diamond" above, reattach them. Similarly, this power isn't able to resurrect the dead. He also has the power to rapidly accelerate the thought process of something he punches, though this is only brought up once and then never seen again.

At the end of the arc, it becomes even more bullshit as Giorno gains another ability atop all the others: The ability to "reset any action to zero". What this means in layman's terms is that he can nullify anything that happens to him, which ''just happens'' to counter Diavolo's powers. This also means that he can reset Diavolo's death, making a rather horrifying cycle of dying before coming back to life...just to die again.

====Jolyne (Part 6)====
[[File: Jolyne JoJo.jpeg|thumb|left|175px|Doesn't matter that she has masculine facial features, she's still hot.]]
Daughter of Jotaro Kujo, the only female Joestar to bear the nickname "JoJo" thus far, though she beats the shit out of anyone who calls her by her nickname. She's essentially her ancestor Joseph if all his bad traits were pushed up a couple of notches, making for a hot-blooded, rebellious, foul-mouthed, quick-tempered pervert. Seriously, we first see her when a prison guard catches her masturbating in her cell, and at one point she confesses to envying/admiring snails since, as [[dickgirl|hermaphrodites]], they can fuck anything and everything they cross paths with. She's got a huge anti-authoritarian streak, and at first, the series seems set on deconstructing the "Joestar Family Traits" and showing how they can make you an unlikeable prick who needlessly gets yourself into trouble. Luckily, the surfacing of the generation's big bad and her finding allies she can actually share her ''positive'' traits with quickly brings her back into line with being the hero.

She's either insanely lucky, or a lot smarter than she appears - which is good, because, on the surface of it, her Stand, "Stone Free", is one of the weakest, as it lets her turn her body partially or completely into string. Sounds lame, right? Wrong. She can do all sorts of shit with that string, from spying on people by using it to catch sounds to tying people up to making stitches to turning it into razor floss and reducing enemies to mincemeat. Also, because the Stand channels its powers through her body, she can use her powers ''and'' have Stone Free do its own thing at the same time, so she's got a giant ghost-buddy that will beat the shit out of you whilst she's snaring 'n' slicing with her string. She has extreme daddy issues with Jotaro, shitting on him until near the end of Stone Ocean. It is somewhat justified though, considering he abandoned her and her mother when she was young.

====Johnny (Part 7)====
[[File: Johnny JoJo.png|thumb|right|200px|Johnny is fun, even if he is hypocritical.]]
The JoJolion version of Jonathan from Part 1, Johnny is easily the most shit-on Joestar of them all. He was raised by a rich horse trainer and racer and pampered through his youth, kind of turning him into a spoiled brat. But later his older brother dies in a jockey accident that may or may not have been his fault, his father disowns him after telling him [[grimdark|"God has taken the wrong son",]] and later after cutting in front of a kid in line for a play, the kid ''pulls a gun and shoots him, paralyzing him from the waist down.'' Just to add sprinkles on this shit-fest his "friends" leave him and no one visits him in the hospital.

Poor bastard.

After he leaves the hospital he meets Gyro Zeppili, and actually brightens up and becomes an overall better person, even if he doesn't win everything. His Stand "Tusk" enhances his powers of the Spin, allowing him to fire his fingernails like bullets... Don't ask how or why. He almost always rides a horse since he's a paraplegic, if Gyro isn't carrying him or he's not crawling.

====Josuke Higashikata (Part 8)====
Otherwise known as "That dude with four balls" and "Gappy the Gap-tooth Wonder"... Seriously, there isn't that much to note about him. He's the JoJolion version of Josuke from Part 4, but he is an amnesiac who's looking for his origins throughout Part 8. At first, he was thought to be Yoshikage Kira, but that was dispelled when a would-be assassin realizes that Kira, among other things, was an utter narcissist.

Oh, and as mentioned earlier, he has two pairs of balls. Connects to his past somehow, but it doesn't make it any less weird.

Later its revealed that he's really Josuke and Kira (who's a jostar in this timeline) fused together.

His Stand is "Soft & Wet", an incredibly stupid stand that manages to work because of the Jojo Logic. See, "Soft & Wet" works by using bubbles. When these bubbles pop, a property can be taken away from the thing they touch, and the way this is used is rather insane. Pop on a floor, now the floor has no friction. Pop a person's skin, now the water drains out of the person's open pores like a goddamn sponge. He even manages to take away fucking sound from a wall to make sure nobody could hear it breaking!

===JoJo Allies (aka the "JoBros")===
Note: The allies are organized based on their originating part... because there are a ''assload'' of minor protagonists, and an increasingly large amount of minor villains.

====Part 1====
*'''Robert E.O. Speedwagon:''' Speedwagon is somewhat popular for being the only normal guy in a series about superpowered martial arts and vampires, with his only real "power" being his razor-sharp hat and big hammer. Also for the [[meme]] ''"Even Speedwagon is afraid!"'' (which wasn't even said by him in the anime, it was totally said by him in the manga). Despite being fairly average, he still manages to be good friend to Jonathan and Zeppeli. After Jonathan's death, he moves to America and becomes an oil tycoon. This business eventually becomes the Speedwagon Foundation, which is a vague organization dedicated to helping the Joestar family with things like Stands. Come Part 2, he's now an old man, and he gets kidnapped by Nazis because he knows something about a Pillar Man they discovered. Joseph bails them out and Speedwagon leads them to Italy, where they meet Caesar and Lisa Lisa. By this point, he kinda fades into the background, being an old man and all, and eventually passes away in the epilogue.

*'''William A. Zeppeli:''' First off, he has a fabulous hat. Second off, he was trained in the Ripple by a man named Tonpetti after his father and the ship he was in sinks because of the Stone Mask. having been trained by a master, he manages to pull some fine tricks like shooting disks of wine as weapons and stretching his arms to punch things. He then trains Jonathan after learning that the Stone Mask is still around. He eventually dies in a fight with Tarkus ([[Tarkus|not the awesome bald mehreen]]) where he literally gets split in half with a chain and then gives his last life's energy to power up Jonathan. This in itself begins the long line of close allies (usually Zeppelis) sacrificing themselves for Joestars.

====Part 2====
*'''Caesar Zeppeli''': Grandson of Baron Zeppeli. A student of Lisa Lisa, he has a major chip on his shoulder as he blames the Joestar family for his grandfather's death. However, he also blames himself for the accidental death of his father shortly after discovering the Pillar Men in Rome. As a Hamon user, he's more experienced, even adapting a unique bubble projectile attack. Caesar dies fighting Wamuu because he gets impatient and goes after the Pillar Men alone, but not before putting up one hell of a fight. He hates Joseph's guts at first, but under Lisa-Lisa the two become [[gork|total]] [[mork|bros]], fighting by each other's sides until his death. Since he's Italian, he automatically makes women wet when he talks to them.

*'''Lisa Lisa''': Aka Elizabeth Joestar, Joseph's mother. She was forced to abandon Joseph and adopt a new identity when she discovered that her husband's murderer, who was also a top British military leader, was in fact a zombie, and killed him. She becomes the Hamon mentor for Caesar and Joseph, pushing them to their absolute limits to prepare for the Pillar Men. Lisa Lisa uses a special scarf that conducts Hamon in her fight against Kars. However, because Kars doesn't play fair, he nearly kills her and takes the Red Stone that she was guarding. Towards the end she tells Joseph that she's his mother... which, had she said so sooner, would've prevented him from spying on her bathing in an earlier scene. Considering she's 50 years old, she's an absolute MILF since looks like she's only in her early thirties.

*'''Baron Rudolf von Stroheim''': A goose-stepping Nazi (although conspicously not using the actual word) who just can't shut up about how Germany is the greatest country in the world. Arguably one of the most fabulous minor characters in the series, and allegedly also the design inspiration for Guile. Initially a bad guy for kidnapping Speedwagon and seemingly trying to weaponize the Pillar Man he found in Mexico, he eats a grenade in an attempt to prevent Santana from escaping. That would be the end of it, but then he suddenly appears in the Swiss Alps as a cyborg with a fucking [[dakka|.50 cal]] in his chest to help kill the other super-vamps. Said machine gun is seemingly fired via pelvic thrusts. After spending the remainder of the arc being a badass and saving Joseph's bitch ass a couple times, he returns to the Wehrmacht to fight World War II. The epilogue describes him singlehandedly covering the retreat of Nazi forces from the Soviet invasion of Berlin, or Stalingrad in the anime. He died as he lived, screaming his head off about German greatness, and stuffed with enough guns to run an artillery battery.

====Part 3: The Stardust Crusaders====
The titular main crew of Part 3 and while the title is never actually used as they normally referred to as the "Joestar Group", it goes unspoken that "'''''Stardust Crusaders'''''" is the true name of the group. They are a team of four, later five then six, Stand Users united together to save Holly Kujo by traveling to Egypt and stopping DIO's evil within 50 days. Considering that they're all of different nationalities, it's a point of humor that they're all able to communicate with each other with perfectly with no mention of their native languages.
[[File:Part3crew.png|350px|right|]][[File:Lets Go.png|250px|thumb|Names Picked, Classes Assigned, Points Allocated, '''Let's Go!''']]
*'''Muhammad Avdol''' (or Abdul): An Egyptian fortune teller and expert on Stands. His stand is Magician's Red, which uses fire-based attacks. Avdol is a close friend of Joseph, and helps explain Stands to Jotaro. He's a no-nonsense character who uses his knowledge of the other Stands to great effect. He defeated Polnareff and spared his life and allowed him to join the group. After arriving in India, Avdol is seemingly killed by a cowboy and an in-bred man, but survives thanks to the bullet only grazing him, which came out of nowhere because Araki planned to kill him at first (allegedly to replace him with Hol Horse) but brought him back because of his popularity. He uses his faked death to purchase some safe transportation for the team ([[Derp|which ended up being boarded by another assassin anyways]]). Avdol is killed off for real by Vanilla Ice, when he pushes Polnareff out of harm's way despite saying he wouldn't do so again. Props to Araki for not making him a Middle-Eastern stereotype, considering Stardust Crusaders came out around 1989.

*'''Noriaki Kakyoin''': A Japanese student from the same school as Jotaro. His stand is Hierophant Green; its main attack is an emerald projectile shower called "''Emerald Splash''", and he can also extend its whole body into coils that stretch long distances, as well as enter very small spaces. At first he's being mind controlled by DIO through a flesh bud and attacks Jotaro, but the latter manages to subdue him and even remove his flesh bud in an extremely risky impromptu surgery. In a show of gratitude, Kakyoin joins Jotaro's team, having found kinship in the other Stand users. In the final battle against DIO, Kakyoin is killed, but not before figuring out DIO's power and conveying the message to Joseph. That's right, Kakyoin is Jotaro's Zeppeli.

*'''Jean Pierre Polnareff''': A French swordsman with an absurdly tall hairdo; in fact, anyone from /v/ might recognize him as the inspiration for SNK's fighting game character Benimaru. His stand is "Silver Chariot", an armored swordfighter that can slice with incredible speed and precision. Like Kakyoin, Polnareff was being controlled by DIO's Flesh Bud, but is defeated by Avdol and promptly joins their group. His motivation is to find the man who raped and killed his sister, who just so happens to be one of DIO's assassins, as well as get revenge on DIO himself. Polnareff is highly emotional; he hits on every lady he meets, he's deeply concerned about finding adequate toilets on their many stops, and he keeps blaming himself for Avdol's death (both times; see above). Nonetheless, he's a very capable fighter. Polnareff is the only fighter besides the Joestars to survive the battle against Dio. Some point after Part 3 but before Part 5, Polnareff would find himself battling Diavolo and nearly DIE, becoming wheelchair-bound as a result. He then becomes a contact for Giorno's gang as they begin looking for clues to Diavolo's identity and they all meet at the Coliseum. And then he pretty much dies and stabs his stand with the Stand Arrow, turning it into a super-stand that can swap spirits and force evolution. Once the battle ends, it's revealed that Polnareff's spirit survives... inside a turtle. Granted, it's a stand-using turtle, but still.

*'''Iggy''': The final member of Jotaro's team, introduced halfway into the series. He's selfish, ornery, anti-social, and likes to fart on Polnareff's face. Oh, also he's a dog. Yes, dogs can be Stand users too. His stand is The Fool, which allows him to construct anything from sand, whether it's a giant attack dog, a hang glider, or a protective shell. He gets in vicious fight against Dio's guard falcon, Pet Shop, which ends up costing him his leg. Iggy later sacrifices himself to save Polnareff from Vanilla Ice.

====Part 4====
[[File:Morioh Stand Users.png|400px|thumb|right|The Morioh Stand Users. From left to right: Yukako Yamagishi, Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Shizuka Joestar, Arthur, Reimi Sugimoto, Tonio Trussardi, Koichi Hirose, Okuyasu Nijimura, Nijimura Sr., Josuke Higashikata, Rohan Kishibe, Toshikazu Hazamada and Aya Tsuji.]]
Given the nature of Part 4 the JoBro gang is more modular in nature than it was in the previous parts. The below three, combined with Josuke and Jotaro, are sometimes known as the "Duwang Gang", aka the main characters of the show.

*'''Koichi Hirose''': Josuke's best friend, he's a short dude who just happens to be the same age as Josuke. He's not quite as weird, but he finds himself in much weirder situations as a result, like getting stabbed by an arrow and evolving his stand, or finding out his girlfriend's a stand-using psychopath. His stand, "Echoes", is a real special one because it gains three modes over the course of the story: Stage one just makes lots of noise, Stage two throws these sound effects and they actually happen (like making a sound effect for fire and then the place combusts), and Stage three suddenly replaces the sound powers and becomes some short guy whose punches imbue such a powerful force that its targets slam into the ground. He's usually the more reasonable guy and he happens to be nice. He's just incredibly bad with luck. He appears again early in Part 5 to help Jotaro confirm Giorno's identity.

*'''Okyasu Nijimura''': The archetypal yankee thug with a really big heart. Sure, he first met Josuke as an enemy and nearly killed Koichi, but it's revealed that he and his brother were only causing trouble to find a cure for their freakishly-mutated unkillable dad. They eventually find common purpose when Okyasu's brother is kidnapped and killed by an enemy stand user and they become friends from there. And then...the gangster becomes a bigger nut than Josuke. His stand is called "The Hand" (wow, points for originality) and it has a [[Faptau|a freakishly huge right hand]] which it uses to eradicate space and then have it reform around that rent, which he can use for transportation. Like Vanilla Ice's power, this is fucking awesome. Too bad Okyasu is too dumb to use it properly.

*'''Rohan Kishibe''': A master manga artist who happens to live in Morioh. Basically Araki if he had a stand. He's an egotist to the worst degree and hate's Josuke's guts, but has nothing but respect for Koichi and Jotaro. His stand "Heaven's Door" allows him to read people like literal books, which lets him rip out pages (which harms the user in a way) and write in commands that the victim must obey. His whole jackass act is a bit more justified once it's revealed that as a kid, his parents and a neighbor of his were murdered by Kira, and he was only able to survive because the neghbor hid him.

=====Citizens of Morioh=====
Diamond is Unbreakable takes place entirely in Morioh, so almost every supporting character is a citizen and very few are not in some way quirky or ''bizarre''. With the rule that Stand Users are attracted to other Users put into play, a lot of characters are either normal people who happened to gain Stands or are affected by them. Many of them start out as antagonists but later calm down once whatever craziness they were involved in is resolved.

*'''Tamami Kobayashi''': A con artist who guilt-trips people into giving him money. He is aided in this goal by the power of his Stand, '''The Lock''', which attaches itself to people and amplifies their guilt, growing heavier when doing so. Eventually people give in and do anything to stop the weighing guilt, including killing kill themselves. He tried to swindle Koichi but failed, instead going after his mom and sister (the latter of which he was going to try and fuck using the power of his Stand). He was beaten by Koichi when Echoes hatched from its egg and unleashed his power on the conman. This kinda turned Tamami away from his wicked ways and had him work for casinos and the mob to collect loans and debts, as well as become Koichi's on-off manservant and an informant for the JoBros. In the manga he started out as an average-sized dude who for no reason shrank down as the story went on, while in the anime he was short all the time. 

*'''Yukako Yamagishi''': A classmate of Koichi, Yukako is a sullen girl who develops a crush on him that quickly develops into an obsession. When a class rep scolds Koichi, Yukako nearly burns the girl alive, causing Koichi to become desperate for her to lose interest in him. When Josuke and Okuyasu's plan to make her lose interest backfires, Koichi gets kidnapped by Yukako and held hostage in an abandoned summer house. Here she tries to forcefully mold him to be a perfect gentleman in what could only be considered torture, as she was building an electric chair among other things. However, Koichi is unable to just escape, as she keeps him in there with the power of her Stand, '''Love Deluxe'''. A rather simple Stand, it allows her to grow her hair in length and have it become prehensile while also being able to manipulate other people's hair in addition to its notable strength. When Koichi's escape attempt enrages her to the point that she outright tries to kill him, he uses Echoes to blast her away from the house onto the edge of the cliff facing the ocean. [[RAGE|Mad beyond the point of reasoning]], Yukako doesn't listen to Koichi's warnings when the cliff begins to give way under her and she would've been impaled on rocks if Koichi hadn't opted to save her. Being saved despite her vicious behavior, her love for Koichi only grows even more, but this time without the malevolence. Yukako's later encounter with Aya gave her an opportunity to get Koichi to fall for her, but when things don't go as planned and she relents, she finally has a chance to start an honest relationship with him. On a sidenote, most of Midler's artwork for portraits and cut-ins in Heritage for the Future is actually redrawn art of Yukako, but Midler's design is completely original.

*'''Nijimura Sr.''': A former servant of DIO, Nijimura Sr. is the father of Keicho and Okuyasu Nijimura. He has an unidentified Stand, which got him attention from DIO. While he was paid well for his services, DIO didn't trust the man and implanted him with a flesh bud. This turned out to be Nijimura's downfall, for when DIO died Nijimura mutated into the monstrous form of a green, tumour-ridden elephant-man. This wracked his mind, rendering him unable to speak in anything but moans and thanks to the cells from the flesh bud, he is functionally indestructible. Keicho pitied and hated his father, and as such sought a way to kill him by creating new Stand users and hopefully find one who could kill him. When Keicho was killed it fell to Okuyasu to care for his father, who treated him much better and even occationally went on walks with him, which for some reason did not freak people out.

*'''Tonio Trussardi''': An Italian chef who moved to Morioh and opened a restaurant, ''Trattoria Trussardi''. Instead of customers picking from a printed menu which is how a traditional Trattoria works. Tonio studies his customers and from that decides what to serve them (which is ''not'' how a traditional Trattoria works). His food is really good though... except for the part where customers are violently torn apart for a moment before coming back together, better than ever. That is because of his Stand, '''Pearl Jam''', which allows Tonio to alter dishes he makes to cure a person of some kind of ailment by cutting up his Stand (a bunch of large pepper-shaped things with faces) and adding them to the dish. However, the dish is linked to only one specific person and one specific ailment. Additionally, the higher the quality of the ingredients are the more potent the healing effect. For example, the ingredients he had on hand in his Trattoria could cure things like toothache, athlete's foot and indigestion, while it took a rare kind of abalone (a kind of sea snail) to cure cancer. Tonio's first two customers were Josuke and Okuyasu, the latter of which took the full brunt of Pearl Jam's power. Josuke turned suspicious of this and the spaghetti Tonio served was [[meme|turned into its base ingredients]], which revealed Tonio's secret. He was genuine in his desire to help people however, and while Tonio was delighted to learn of more Stand users in Morioh he was also livid at the duo entering his kitchen with their unwashed hands. In the anime [[weeaboo|he speaks very formally with lots of ''desu'' peppered into his speech]], likely because as an Italian Japanese is not his native tongue.

*'''Reimi Sugimoto''': The ghost of a teenage girl, one of Kira's first victims and the kickstarter of the main plot of Diamond is Unbreakable. She is an old babysitter of Rohan's (which he forgot as he was a toddler) who saved him from the Morioh Killer 15 years ago and through her we learned that Stand Users can see ghosts as if they were actually there. Reimi and her dog, Arnold, haunt Morioh's "Ghost Alley" which is essentially a limbo between the living world and the afterlife, where you must not look back, lest you get torn apart by ghostly hands. She informs Koichi and Rohan about her killer and requests that they stop him for the safety of Morioh and so she can finally pass on. Reimi's story of her and Arnold's deaths are likely a subversion of ''The Licked Hand'' urban legend where a girl finds her dog dead in the bathroom.
[[File:Alien d6.gif|300px|thumb|right|Mikitaka turning into a [[d6]]. And yes, Josuke points out he got the sides wrong.]]
*'''Mikitaka Hazekura''': An alien. [[skub|Maybe]]. As far as bizarreness goes in Diamond is Unbreakable, Mikitaka takes the cake. He's a very odd guy whom Josuke and Okuyasu find in a field outside of town in a crop circle. After eating a tissue and pulling ice cream out of his suitcase the JoBros get weirded out and Okuyasu leaves when he finds out the ice cream was made from his fingers. When an emergency response vehicle drives by ,Mikitaka flips his shit, claiming that his kind is allergic to sirens and turns into a blue blob, which then turns into a pair of sneakers and latches onto Josuke's feet, flying him off. The shapeshifting ability is identified as '''Earth Wind and Fire''', but whether it is a Stand or not is up for grabs. Josuke starts to suspect that Mikitaka is a Stand user and fakes an attack with Crazy Diamond, but Mikitaka either cannot see it or he just does not flinch. Mikitaka is grateful to Josuke and offers a favor in return. After explaining the concept of [[/tg/]] and gambling to Mikitaka he agrees to turn into a [[d6]] that the maybe-Alien had full control over. Josuke then goes over to Rohan's house and challenges him to a game of Cee-lo, a gambling game based on rolling a 4-5-6 array, [[meme|trips]] or a point (a pair and a spare, with the spare being the point; higher points are worth more while avoiding a 1-2-3 array). Things go suspiciously well for Josuke but the game cuts short when fire trucks with blaring sirens show up to the place... [[wat|because it turns out Rohan accidentally set his house on fire]]. Mikitaka is later seen with a woman who claims to be his mom and that her son constantly plays pranks like this, but Mikitaka claims he brainwashed her into thinking he's her son. He was present during the Superfly encounter, and in an attempt to help Josuke he gets injured and pinned to the inside of Superfly. Mikitaka urges Josuke and Okuyasu to leave him behind claiming he would be fine living in the tower, but Josuke perseveres and frees him  when the fight is over. Araki has never truly stated whether or not Mikitaka was actually an alien and it is likely we will never know.
*'''Shigekiyo Yangu''': Otherwise known as Shigechi. A weird looking underclassman, Shigechi is pretty childish and greedy, but can be quite clever when the situation calls for it. He tried to swindle Josuke and Okuyasu out of the money that he collected via a plan they hatched and even kill them when they didn't allow him to keep the 5 million yen (a rough 44,000 USD) they agreed to split, he was defeated and made to share. He has a Stand called '''Harvest''', a whole swarm of small fat hornet-shaped things who can run around really fast and far to collect things for Shigechi. In combat they can swarm an opponent, tearing and pricking them with stingers, allowing them to inject stuff that Harvest has been given in advance, like alcohol. After his defeat Shigechi became friendlier with the JoBros and hung out with them for a bit, but was brutally murdered by Kira when he discovered the man's identity after a case of grabbing the wrong bag of lunch.

*'''Aya Tsuji''': The owner of a beauty parlor, Aya can seemingly make people fall in love with those whom she treated. Yukako was skeptical at first (especially when Aya [[PROMOTIONS|molested her by playfully grabbing and squeezing her breasts]]), but after a treatment Yukako had Koichi fall in love with her. The treatment came with a caveat though: she had to apply lipstick periodically. When she forgot about this the modifications fell apart and the truth of the situation was revealed: Aya had a Stand named '''Cinderella''', which can create replacements of parts of a person's body or switch them from one to another. Aya challenged Yukako to pick the right set of eyes that she had pulled from her face, with the threat that Yukako would forever be ugly if she chose wrong. She left the choice to Koichi, who didn't care about what Yukako looked like as long as it was her. Aya was moved to the point she secretly restored Yukako's face, no strings attached. Aya fancied herself something of a fairy godmother, a career that was tragically cut short when Kira barged in, forced her to put another man's face onto his, then killed her.

*'''Shizuka Joestar''': A baby with the Stand Achtung Baby, which allows her to become invisible along with things closely around her, depending on how stressed she is. She was saved from drowning by Josuke and Joseph, with the latter adopting her at the end of part 4. This means that she's the adopted sister of Josuke and Holly, making her Jotaro's aunt and Jolyne's great-aunt, despite Shizuka being the same age as the latter. Unfortunately we don't get to see her again in parts 5 and 6, and given how 6 ended we're probably not going to see her ever again.

*'''Yuya Fungami''': A handsome and fit deliquent, Yuya is introduced some time after we first see his semi-independent Stand, '''Highway Star'''. It is a humanoid figure that can disassemble itself into a bunch of feet, allowing it to go up to 60km/h (approximately 37mph for the American readers) to chase its targets down and bury its feet in the target, draining it of its vitality. Yuya needed this vitality because he had been in a motorcycle accident and was recovering in the hospital. After failing to persuade Rohan and draining him, Yuya goes after Josuke, who manages to stay ahead using Rohan's motorcycle. Josuke eventually tracks Yuya down and heals him of his injuries... because he considers it unsportsmanlike to beat an already crippled opponent. He later returns when he is hired by Josuke to track down Koichi who had gone missing. Using his inhuman sense of smell, Yuya manages to track Koichi down and watches as Josuke is turned into paper by Terunosuke Miyamoto. His conscience gets the better of him and he goes after Terunosuke, and is able to free Koichi and Josuke by using Terunosuke's abilities against him. He is doted on by a trio of delinquent girls who fawn over him, and he in turn is protective of them.

*'''Hayato Kawajiri''': An elementary school aged kid, Hayato starts out as an introverted little creep, spying on his parents' bedroom with a closed circuit camera. He suspects that something is wrong when his father starts acting strangely and his mother falls for him all over again. Spying on his dad Hayato sees him murder a man and a woman, but before he can act on it Kira confronts him. Hayato threatens to reveal Kira's secret, only for the guy to blow the little boy's head open. This would've been the end for Hayato were it not for Kira obtaining Bites The Dust and bringing him back from the dead by reversing time. At this point Hayato is stuck in a time loop that restarts every time Kira's secret is at risk of coming out, only for the boy to develop a pair of [[Imperial Guard|MASSIVE FUCKING BALLS]]. He manages to trick Kira into revealing himself (which is not covered by the Bites The Dust reset), he manages to alert Josuke, ''nearly kills Kira using Stray Cat'' and touches Okyasu WHEN KILLER QUEEN TURNED HIM INTO A BOMB. This nearly killed him again, but this time around Josuke manages to rescue him. Unfortunately Hayato does not show up in the later parts, and with the reset we won't see him again. A shame, because this kid was FUCKING BALLSY.

====Part 5====
*'''Bruno Bucellati''': The top guy in the gang, Bucellati tends to be the level-headed one and is a rather compassionate person for being a capo of the most powerful mafia in Italy. In his first appearance, he pulled some messed up tricks and is the source of the infamous "This taste... it's of a Liar!" scene where he licks Giorno's sweat to freak him out. His stand is "''Sticky Fingers''", which makes zippers on absolutely anything, letting him do things like create impossible space inside objects (or people) to completely severing limbs. A fighter of incredible utility, especially when some thought is applied to the way his powers are used. His defining moment is being literally unable to die. No, seriously, King Crimson puts a fucking hole through his midsection, and the motherfucker just keeps walking. Being technically dead, he lost the ability to feel pain and used it to his advantage and even blew his own ears out to win the fight against Secco and his ''Oasis'', but then began losing his sight. He only dies after the whole soul-switcheroo of the Silver Chariot Requiem. Has his own battle cry like Jotaro and so on: [https://youtu.be/R7DDnpw2T68?t=804 ''"ARI ARI ARI ...ARRIVEDERCI!"'']

*'''Leone Abbachio''': Looks like Sephiroth, only acts stoic and tries to keep his conscience clean (He was a cop and only defected when he saw how fucked the police system was after his partner died). His stand, "''Moody Blues''", allows him to play back time like a cassette tape, as his stand begins impersonating someone and repeats their actions. Considering how this could discover Diavolo's identity, this leads to Abbachio being assassinated by ''King Crimson'' personally, but not before leaving a mold of Diavolo's face.

*'''Guido Mista''': A more punkish guy who has a '''MASSIVE''' phobia of the number 4. His stand is "''Sex Pistols''", six little bullet-shaped guys numbered 1-7 (skipping 4 because of said phobia) who can kick bullets (or effectively anything bullet-sized) in a way almost identical to the Emperor, except for the fact that his gun is perfectly normal. ''Sex Pistols'' are also able to to deflect projectiles that would harm Mista, in a flashback showing his first use of them, he was shot at by multiple thugs and was able to pick up a gun and shoot each of them without hassle or injury. He gets seriously messed up when he fights more dangerous stands, e.g. he was shot in the head at close range during by Prosciutto and almost killed himself shooting at ''White Album's Gently Weeps''. Mista is the only one of the original gang, excluding Fugo, to survive the arc. 

*'''Narancia Ghirga''': Despite looking younger than everyone else, he's actually older than Giorno by two years (despite Giorno looking fucking 20 but he's really 15). He's pretty book-dumb and loud-mouthed, which ends up with him being the first victim of several stand attacks. His stand is "''Aerosmith''", a miniature airplane that traces things by their CO2 emissions and then blasts the fuck outta them with dakka. In both of his fights he ends up in a literal stand-off after forcing the enemy out hiding, first against Formaggio and his ''Little Feet'' and later against Squalo's ''Clash''. He gets killed in the Silver Chariot Requiem switcheroo, being assassinated in the mayhem, Giorno tries to revive him but by then his soul had already departed so he was left surrounded by flowers. His favorite manga was [[Fist of the Northstar]] and he had his battle cry that he used whenever ''Aerosmith'' shoots someone to hell: ''[https://youtu.be/R7DDnpw2T68?t=855 "VOLA VOLA VOLA...VOLARE VIA!"]''

*'''Panacotta Fugo''': Whereas Narancia is book-dumb and impulsive, Fugo is book-smart and methodical in his actions albeit a bit heartless, like when he stabbed Narancia in the face with a fork for getting a math question wrong. His personality seemingly contrasts with his stand, "''Purple Haze''". See, ''Purple Haze'' is something insane, easily-agitated, and compulsive with little capsules in its fists filled with a virus so potent that it eats alive anything it touches. This power is so OP that Araki was forced to write him out of the plot by making him reject the notion of revolting against the Boss and leaving to the gang. He makes a small appearance in the possibly non-canon side-novel, "''Golden Heart, Golden Ring''", and is the main character of the "''Purple Haze Feedback''" novel where he is given a mission to prove his loyalty to the gang six months after the events of Part 5. Known for his "Swiss-cheese" outfit which is a suit jacket with large holes all over it.

====Part 6====
*'''Hermes Costello:''' One of Jolyne's fellow inmates, Hermes is about as much of a match as you can get, except for the part where she has a serious revenge-boner for one of Pucci's subordinates for killing her sister. Her stand "Kiss" allows her to slap stickers on things, duplicating things, but the moment it comes off, the duplicate and original slam together again and blow up a bit.
*'''Foo Fighters:''' This here is the single most awesome character. She's a fucking swarm of plankton with a stand. Taking the form of a dead inmate. She was originally controlled by Pucci, but eventually Jolyne manages to befriend her and they become friends. Her stand is also non-conventional, as she's constantly using it to keep herself together.
*'''Weather Report:''' He's amnesiac and unstable. And he wears a giant buffalo hat. His stand is also named "Weather Report", and it allows him to oxygenate the air around him, effectively making it combustible. However, once he realizes his identity as Pucci's brother, he discovers a second part of his stand, "Heavy Weather". This is even more fucked up as it somehow uses rainbows to submit subliminal messages like 'Rain frogs' or 'Turn into fucking snails'. Shit's creepy.
*'''Narcisso Anasui:''' Another messed up dude, but he's only restrained by the fact that he seriously has a thing for Jolyne despite her dad's refusal. Despite that, however, he manages to be more reliable than Weather. His Stand is "Diver Down", with the mundane yet neat power of phasing through matter. This allows him to climb into things, break them from the inside, and then break out. He wears what can be described as a "fishnet" connected to thigh-high boots under a short skirt which is notable considering he was originally going to be female and is very clearly a woman in his first appearance (the editor forced the change); oddly enough, his female self was wearing a more modest version of his outfit.

====Part 7====
*'''Gyro Zeppeli:''' That's right, he's another Zeppeli. He's still the guy to teach the Joestar about the power du jour (Spin), and he still dies near the end (though by then, he's done way more than his fair share of things and Johnny's come a long way). In the rebooted Jojolion universe, the Zeppelis were executioners and doctors for the kingdom of Naples, mastering the art of the Steel Balls for this particular job. Gyro, while competent, found himself questioning his conscience when he was instructed to execute a young boy for his possible involvement in a murder. Denying this accusation, Gyro decides to flee to America in order to participate in the Steel Ball Run race and win that boy a pardon, hoping to learn about his convictions along the way. He gains a stand at one point, called "Scan", which allowed him to see using his steel balls, but he eventually loses it when he lost the Saint's Eye to Dio.
*'''Hot Pants:''' She starts off as one of several competitors in the race who manages to keep well ahead in the race, all while rather thinly disguised as a dude. As time goes on, however, Gyro and Johnny cross paths with her and somewhat become enemies (Gyro's kinda pissed for her thieving them of the Corpse Parts, but Johnny's slightly more understanding as well as aware of her identity). It's eventually revealed that she was a nun of the Vatican in penance for letting her brother die years ago, and participated in the race to recover the Saint's Corpse, thinking that recovering such a relic would grant God's mercy. Her stand is the utilitarian "Cream Starter", which is a spray can of meat foam that can be used to heal wounds, dissolve flesh, and even disguise faces.
*'''Lucy Steel:''' Despite the 17-year age gap, Lucy is somehow the wife of industrialist Stephen Steel, the man who organized the Steel Ball Run (under Valentine's orders). Though she doesn't really do much early on, she's the first person to realize that everything's not kosher in this mess and fears for her husband's safety around the President. From here, she gets caught up in the mess of the Corpse, helping Hot Pants with infiltrating the President's house by impersonating Valentine's wife and delivering a warning to Johnny and Gyro. And she does all this despite lacking a stand. Welll...sorta. Eventually, she's revealed to somehow be pregnant with the Corpse's head (Don't ask. [[FATAL|Seriously, don't ask]]) and eventually becomes the Corpse itself, serving to trigger a power of Valentine's Stand. After Valentine's demise, she then manages to save the day by killing Dio using one last moment of "D4C" fuckery.

====Part 8====
*'''Yasuho Hirose:''' Josuke's lover/girlfriend/fuckbuddy and the first person to discover his unconscious ass amongst the Wall Eyes. She doesn't have much in the way of personality since she's mostly there for sex appeal and to help Josuke find out who he truly is. Her Stand, Paisley Park, has some of the most vague powers in the series. It's main ability is to "guide" Yasuho through situations and to an end goal, either by giving her cues or manipulating electronics around her. Of course, considering how intentionally vague this power is, expected it to be abused like a disobedient child. Also, she named Josuke after her dog and she said he looked a lot like him. ''What a bitch.''
*'''Joshu Higashikata:''' This little fuckwit is Josuke's stepbrother and is by far the worst JoBro. Every negative trait you can think of he probably has, including; spoiled, petty, possessive, selfish, perverted, idiotic, amongst any other things. Just a [[Honsou|horrible person in general,]] constantly antagonizing and arguing with Josuke because he wants Yasuho for himself. Also, his Stand [[/d/|Nut]] King Call is basically Sticky Fingers but with nuts and bolts; attaching a bolt something then removing it causes whatever it was attached to to fall apart when it's removed. Naturally, he deserves to have one of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Ek_1W9wkthe most rocking themes] in Eyes of Heaven, [[What|right]]?

===The Dicks/Villians===
====Dio Brando (Part 1 and 3)====
[[File: DIO.jpeg|thumb|right|Part 3 Dio and his Stand "The World", also known by its Japanese name of ZA WARUDO.]]
Technically the big bad of the overall series, although he's only actually on-stage in the first and third sagas. Arrogant, vain and frankly something of a coward, Dio was born the son of abusive, stupid, drunkard Dario Brando, but had a natural intelligence, ambition and drive that his father lacked. Poisoning his father, he was sent to live with George and Jonathan Joestar, as part of a debt the elder Joestar owed to Dario. Despising Jonathan for his attempts to befriend his new stepbrother, Dio bullied Jonathon throughout their childhood, and even after they seemingly made amends, was secretly plotting to steal Jonathon's birthright. He attempted to poison George, only for his scheme to be revealed, whereupon he used the Stone Mask the Joestars had unwittingly guarded to become a vampire and attempted to conquer England by creating an army of zombies. As mentioned above, this eventually left him a severed head trapped on the bottom of the ocean, until he managed to assimilate Jonathon's body and escape for the third saga. He sits in his lair for most of it because he has difficulty controlling Jonathan's body and doesn't fight the heroes himself until all his minions are dead. When he does however he proceeds to completely wreck their shit until Jotaro narrowly manages to defeat him. Afterwords his body is thrown into the desert and incinerated to make sure he doesn't come back. Although he was defeated, agents and plots of his were the primary source of trouble for the next three sagas... until the sixth ended with Dio and his depredations literally being retconned out of existence. Ironically, for all his arrogance and power, Dio ultimately owed everything he had to the Joestars. His life of luxury in his teens was paid for by Joestar money. He became a vampire with a Stone Mask owned by the Joestar family. He needed Jonathon Joestar's body after his own was destroyed by Ripple energy. He needed Joseph Joestar's blood so he could better merge with Jonathon's body. He even makes extensive use of Hermit Purple #2 which is the same as Joseph, but presumably belongs to Jonathan, during the third saga.

He is well-loved by the fans for his over-the-top flamboyance (even by the series' standards), grandiloquent speaking style, and sheer dickishness such that [[Eldrad]] himself would be impressed. He is the source of [[Meme|ZA WARUDO]], which is his Stand ("The World") freezing time around him. While he typically follows that up with an improbably numerous volley of knives, he is infamous for what comes after: Slamming a road roller from out of nowhere down on his opponent, punching it until the vehicle explodes, [[Eversor|then screeching in triumph.]] '''WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!'''

 Considering the design of DIO's Stand, ''The World'', it may in fact be a "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU Holy Diver."]

He also has a slew of minions and henchmen in both Parts 1 and 3. From Zombie Black Knights and literal Mancats in Part 1 to a Womanizing, Ghost-gun wielding Cowboy and what is essentially baby Freddy Krueger in Part 3:

====Part 1: Phantom Blood Villains====
[[File:PBDio.jpg|thumb|right|He is just as much of a dick as he is fabulous.]]
*'''Dio Brando:''' Even evil has to have a beginning and Dio Brando is no exception, but it's not like he was born the sharpest dick around even if he ''was'' always bound for "greatness". Growing up with an abusive father in the slums, Dio became bitter and developed his spiteful trickster-like behavior. Dio is meant to contrast with Jonathan starting with the fact they both lost their mothers, Dio being precociously intelligent and born poor while Jojo acts his age and was born in a rich family. His story starts with father, Dario Brando giving him the proof of his favor from George Joestar, which allows Dio to move in with the family after Dario's death. Making it his mission to make Jojo's life miserable, Dio displays knowledge of psychological torture in order to ensure he becomes the sole heir to the Joestar fortune. Dio brutally beats Jojo in boxing which causes Jojo to lose a month's allowance it also causes other kids to ignore him. Knowing that stealing Erina's first kiss will make her uneasy around Jonathan, he forcefully kisses her ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaGkk60kcjQ "But it was with I, DIO!"])and briefly loses his cool when she watches her mouth out with mud which  comes back on him when Jonathan confronts him and actually manages to start beating him. This marked the moment when Dio figured out how to activate the Stone Mask and as retaliation for the beating, he causes Danny to be burned alive in the outdoor furnace. With his this last act of spite before the seven year time-skip, Dio presumably acts kindly to Jonathan in the intervening years in order to give him a false sense of security. Though they seemingly put the incidents of their childhood behind them, being ''kind-of'' friends as adults, Jojo discovers his plot to poison George just like he had done Dario and his dreams of inheriting the Joestar fortune are dashed. Dio leaves the mansion after stealing the Stone Mask ,while wandering the town streets he discovers its ability to create Vampires and nearly dies in the process. Returning to the mansion, Jojo having found proof of Dio's plot almost has him arrested before Dio fatally stabs George and dons the Stone Mask. Now a vampire, he fights Jonathan throughout the mansion,[https://youtu.be/gsxXvKnuZ7s "Goodbye, JO-JO~!"], and gets impaled on the statue on the ground floor. After being saved by Wang Chan, he started taking things to the next, completely unnecessary level by creating zombies, splicing peoples' heads onto cats' bodies, a cat's head onto a bird's body, and just being an all-around fabulous bellend. His vampirism granted him insane regeneration, durability, and strength so he was able to survive the Joestar Mansion fire despite essentially being kebabed on a statue. After going on a killing spree to heal himself, he became even stronger and gained the ability to freeze people to the bone just by touching them and can to compress his blood to shoot out of his eyes in a concentrated beam that was strong enough to pierce stone that is later called "''Space Ripper Stingy Eyes''". In the end, after becoming a severed head, he figured the only body worth having was that of his worst enemy and the rest is history. Dio is considered to be one of, if not the biggest appeal of Phantom Blood with his trickery, violent tendencies, and personality which are only reinforced by the performance in the anime. "Dio" means god in italian but it is also the name of the late heavy metal singer, Ronnie James Dio and his band,”DIO", combined with the last name of the late actor, Marlon Brando. It may be possible that Dio is essentially a more twisted version of the eponymous main character from a previous manga by Hirohiko Araki, "''Cool Shock B.T.''" this is enforced by a scene where Dio is scheming being framed by arrows which appear on the covers of Cool Shock. 

=====Dio's Minions=====
*'''Wang Chan:''' An old asian man that ran a curio shop on Ogre Street and sold Dio the poison he used on George Joestar and his father. He's Dio first real minion and is essentially the reason why Dio was able to recover from the mansion fire, giving Dio his blood and hiding him away. He did this again after Dio and Jonathan's final showdown where recovered Dio's head and brought him to the boat, hoping to place Dio on Jonathan's body. Wang Chan gets overzealous and underestimates a weakened Jonathan, getting his head blown off and his body stuck to the boat's workings causing it to explode. His strong loyalty to Dio as he sees that Dio is destined for great things just from the visit to his shop.

*'''Jack the Ripper:''' As in THE Jack the Ripper, depicted here as a vaguely brown man with a beard and brown or red hair and is huge just like almost every other character in Phantom Blood. Dio encounters him while he is, presumably, killing his last real-life victim and is subsequently converted into a zombie. He attacks Jonathan and Co.'s stagecoach ride, cutting off the horses' heads, replacing the coach driver's head with one of them, and hiding in one of the still standing horses. Jack hid scalpels inside of his body that he was able to shoot out and jumped around holding a modified guillotine. He doesn't prove much a threat and gets absolutely obliterated by Jonathan, so the reason he disappeared was because he got turned into a zombie and killed by two extremely buff gentlemen.

*'''Bruford:''' One of two zombie knights resurrected by Dio to take out Jonathan and his Merry Crew after their encounter with Dio who fights using his hair and his sword, "Luck". Along with Tarkus he was a retainer of Queen Mary of Scotland when he was alive and allowed himself to be executed to save her. Learning she was killed regardless, Bruford curses humanity and uses his hair to kill one of the executioners before dying. Bruford, still being an honorable fighter, fights Jonathan one-on-one and takes the fight underwater where it turns out he's a crazy good swimmer even while wearing armor. He's defeated when Jonathan hits him with a "Sunlight Yellow Overdrive" which purifies his soul, causing flowers to bloom under his feet. Fading, [[This guy|Bruford tells Jonathan how grateful he is to have fought him]] and rechristens Luck to "Luck & Pluck", giving the sword to Jonathan which would prove helpful in the fight against Dio. Then Tarkus, being "[[that guy]]", crushes his remains and calls him a disgrace.

*'''Tarkus:''' One of the two undead knights resurrected by Dio as zombies, so most definitely not the Tarkus you were already thinking of. He's huge, as in Space Marine huge, and crazy strong such that when he and Bruford were executed the executioners needed multiple axes as they would break on his neck, tensed by [[rage]]. Unlike Bruford who turned out to be a pretty cool guy in the end, Tarkus proves to be 100%, medieval [[That Guy]] by crushing Bruford's remains. He doesn't care for honor in the slightest, setting a trap for Jonathan in the '''Room of Dragon Decapitation''' that forces him into a '''Chain Neck Deathmatch''' where they're both shackled to ceiling by chains and the only way out is to kill the opponent for their key. Being unreasonably tall and strong, Tarkus is easily able to knock around Jonathan then use them to bisect Zeppeli and break Jonathan's neck in one pull using his ''Hell Heaven Snake Kill'' move. Tarkus being a sadistic jerkass, he finds this funny up until Jonathan breaks his neck collar with little effort which is something Tarkus couldn't even do with his bullshit level of strength. He pretty much starts bawling when Jonathan slices his arm up the middle then punches his stupid head off, leaving nothing behind.

*'''Doobie:''' A zombie Dio had with him in his mansion, he's big and wears a sack on his head; fortunately, he doesn't have a brother. He gets an anvil dropped on his head by Jonathan and later reveals that under the sack on his head is a bunch of man-eating snakes that bit Jonathan a few times. Jonathan then just rejects the venom and makes the snakes transfer hamon to Doobie causing him to melt, and that was Doobie. He did have a nice hat though.

*'''Page, Jones, Plant and Dornam:''' Four really messed up looking zombies that could extend blood-sucking proboscises from their heads and all got punked by Straits/Straizo. They were all named after ''Led Zeppelin'' members, and that's all there is to say about them.

====Part 2: Battle Tendency Villains====
=====The Pillar Men (Wamuu, ACDC/Esidisi, Kars, Santana)=====
[[File:Awaken in Color.png|thumb|right|250px|ACDC, Wamuu, and Kars...After 2000 Years they are finally free to pose once again.]]
A pre-human tribe of supermen from the ancient past, these beings possess superhuman control over their bodies, allowing them to manipulate their own flesh and the flesh of other people as they see fit. This makes them virtually indestructible, capable of reassembling themselves from being blown to bloody scraps. They feed on the flesh of all other races, and their body manipulating traits allow them to literally absorb flesh with a touch. By the time of the series, only four members of this tribe survive, having slaughtered the rest of their kind, ostensibly in self-defense as they didn't like their leader's scheme since the increased metabolism induced by the Stone Masks would lead to the hunting of all other life to extinction if they became widespread. Kars and Esidisi took the two infants that survived, Wamuu and Santana, with them as they went in search of a way to gain complete immunity to the sun which. Their search went on for tens of thousands of years, ending w they learn of the Red Stone of Aja, a perfectly cut gemstone that can channel light and refract it to point that it fires a concentrated laser beam. Believing the "Super Aja" to be the key unlocking their evolution, the Pillar Man fought against Hamon users in order to obtain it but somehow failed and were sealed away in a stonewall. ACDC, Wamuu, and Kars each have an elemental "mode" which they theme their personal body modification around, for instance, Wamuu can form a lethal wind shear by spinning his arms like turbines. The tribe's only weakness is sunlight, and thus by extension Ripple energy; Kars' claim to fame was attempting to fix this with the Stone Masks, which didn't work as the Masks can't pierce their skin deeply enough, but ''did'' create dickass vampires like Dio and massively boosted their shape-shifting powers. Free from their stone prison, they once again seek the Red Stone in order to power a modified Stone Mask that will finally allow them to become "Ultimate Lifeforms". Appearance-wise they are all built like bodybuilders being at least 6ft. tall and dress in ancient Mesoamerican style.


*'''Santana:''' The first Pillar Man to awaken, the first to be fought, first to put up with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4q6Dwa-LE Joseph's weirdness] and the first to get absolutely wrecked. He was awakened by German Scientists when they doused his stone form with blood. He promptly shows off each of the Pillar Men's natural traits by eating a vampire through body contact then breaking his own bones at high-speed in order to fit into a vent. Possessing the body of a nazi guard, when he's shot at he returns the bullets using the nazi's hand like a machine-gun and revealing his grasp of anime talk. Proving he's an actual threat, he demonstrates some body horror moves like using his rib-cage as a guillotine(Rib Blades) and using chunks of his skin as leeches. It's becomes clear that he is incredibly intelligent as he was able to disassemble a machine-gun in seconds without breaking it, but has no knowledge of the Ripple. [[File:Santana_Absorb.png|left|225px|thumb|Stare too long and you might just get sucked right in.]]Santana is blown to pieces when Joseph uses the Ripple while being absorbed by him, but still has enough control over his dismembered body to slow down both Jojo and Stroheim which leads the former to cut off the latter's leg. When Stroheim is able to move one-legged with an entire ancient super-being in his stump leg and blows himself up, Joseph is able to expose Santana to sunlight, turning him back into stone. While he is essentially a sign of the Pillar Men's threat, it turns out that he is absolute garbage compared to the other Pillar Men. Realizing who he is at the mention of him, since Santana isn't his real name, Kars basically says he was a weakling that only lived 1/10 of their [Kars, Esidisi and Wamuu's] lives so they probably abandoned him. While it's amazing that Santana learned to speak a language within minutes of hearing it, his speech is slow and simple, but when the other Pillar Men awaken they are capable of full sentences within a smaller time frame meaning Santana is also an idiot by comparison. He is shown to still be alive in his stone form, but it is unlikely he will ever make another appearance.
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[[File:Wham close.png|200px|thumb|The Warrior's Code says nothing against looking this good.]]
*'''Wamuu (Wham):''' The Pillar Man who can use "Wind Mode" and the second to awaken but the first to [[get shit done]], Wammu is a servant of Kars and Esidisi though he is in no way weaker than either of them, and may actually be the stronger than them. Of the three, he upholds a Warrior's Code of Honor and while he does obey the others' commands completely, he lives to fight by this code. Upon awakening, he immediately slaughters most of the nazis present using his wind horn and somehow deflates the rest before doing his [[meme|iconic]] "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDEbsZpweDo Wammu!] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOBVO-GyZk Awaken my Masters!]" and posing dramatically alongside a freed Esidisi and Kars with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM Pillarstep] blasting in the background. Wham subsequently eats Caesar's best Nazi friend, Mark, just by walking past him and puts Caesar and his bubbles in the trash without even really trying. When Joseph actually gets a hit in, he stops playing around and uses his ultimate technique "''Holy Sandstorm''", blasting out [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgIdV09E75o Whamstep] all over the place and bodying Joseph. Eventually, Joseph convinces him to spare his life under one condition: Joseph trains for a month in order to defeat him and places a "Wedding Ring of Death" containing a deadly poison inside of Joseph to make sure he doesn't back out and Esidisi does the same for kicks. He has a showdown with Caesar in Switzerland and was almost defeated when Caesar stunned him with sunlight reflected from his Bubble Lenses, but when Caesar jumped in to finish him off it blocked the sunlight long enough for him to counter with a Holy Sandstorm. [http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/514/806/4b4.jpg Respecting Caesar] for giving him the best fight he had had in millennia, he allows him to take the antidote ring for Joseph and leaves vowing that he would always remember their battle. Meeting Joseph in the Skeleton Heel Stone Arena for their final fight, a chariot race using vampire horses with countless vampire spectators. After a number of tricks, gouging his own eyes out, and losing both of his arms, Wamuu activates his "''Final Mode: Atmospheric Rift/Gathering Gale''" which is a concentrated blade of wind from his horn. In a moment of desperation, Joseph uses one last trick that causes Wamuu to explode using Caesar's flaming headband, now reduced to only a head, Joseph expresses his respect for him. Using the very last of his strength to kill a group of vampires who were poised to attack Joseph, he fades into ash and is carried away with the wind. In the end, Wammu only truly lived to uphold his Warrior's Code and was glad to have the honor of fighting both Caesar and Joseph as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gMlFFXFJQc true] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtlDvR56rOs warriors]. His namesake is the English duo, ''Wham!'', who would be formed about 50 years after the events of Part 2 in real-life.

*'''Esidisi (ACDC):''' Pillar Man with the power of "Flame Mode", he's Kars' closest companion, being the one to side with him when their entire race turned on them. His Flame Mode allows him to raise his body temperature to 500 degrees, allowing him to use his own blood as weapon by extending his veins out of his body. Being able to heat himself up to such a degree, fire and explosives have no effect on him such is that he was able to swallow [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk TNT] with no problems. Esidisi is the oddest Pillar Man, fighting using his own blood vessels as tentacles to drip blood and when he appeared wearing his second, more iconic outfit it's mostly stitched to his skin.[[File:Esidisi.png|200px|thumb| Better lock up your daughters, because you're about to be Thunderstruck.|left]] Contrary to how this may paint him, he's not to be taken lightly as is a cunning strategist who was able to outsmart Joseph for a time. He interrupted Joseph's training by killing Loggins just before Joseph arrived to have his duel and fights him to see how far he's come since their last meeting.[[File:HEEEEYYYY.png|150px|right|thumb|"Well it looks like ''I'm'' on the Razor's Edge this time."]] Fighting on a bed of spikes, Esidisi shows his cunning by seeing through some of Joseph's tricks and even using Joseph's "What you're going to say next is..." trick against him and stating that he had personally met Sun Tzu himself at some point. In another iconic moment, he starts crying his eyes out when Joseph destroys one of his arms as a way of calming himself down "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYrl-RJ_oA4 Oh-ho, MY GOD~! HEEEYYYY!!!]" He's defeated when he fails to notice Josephs wire trap and has hamon channeled around his body and is seemingly destroyed. In reality, he was left only as a brain with his blood vessels attached and finding way to Suzie Q, he takes over her body and sends the Red Stone of Aja to Switzerland. When Caesar and Joseph remove him from Suzie Q, instead of outright destroying Esidisi, Joseph shows respect for him as even though he was utterly destroyed, he still did all he could to make sure Kars' plan came to fruition. If it's not clear, his namesake the rock band, ''AC/DC'', his theme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_qe5oQoPo "The Disturbing ACDC/Esidisi"] alludes to this and the same may be true for his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnk-J59jyXc Eyes of Heaven Theme]. The banter he has with Joseph is depicted in a popular banner, and his crying face has been parodied a number of times.


*'''Kars:''' The leader of the Pillar Men and creator of the Stone Masks out of ambition, essentially making him the indirect cause of all the events of Part 1. Thousands of years prior to the series, Kars invented the Stone Mask to overcome his race's weakness to the sun, which may seem noble, but by the time of Part 2 his ultimate goal is really complete dominion over the animal kingdom. Being an incomprehensibly muscled, fabulous, and intelligent ancient being he is understandably arrogant and could care less for humanity, seeing us as obstacles and primitivw scum compared to his race of buff, flawless demigods. Despite his obvious disdain for humanity, Kars is shown to care for nature to such a degree that he diverted a car with a drunken driver to save a puppy and knocked himself into chasm walls to avoid landing on flowers at the bottom.[[File:Disguised Kars.png|thumb|left|200px|Hasn't worn anything more than a thong and a bejeweled head wrap for thousands of years, yet he's looking so good he might cause a Kars Accident.]] Contrary to his love of nature, Kars is easily the cruelest and most devious of the Pillar Men, showing sadistic pleasure when in control of a fight and using a body double so he could backstab Lisa Lisa. His mode is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk "Light Mode"] which takes the form of metal blades called "Light Slip Blades" that jut out from his arms and legs, the light comes from small "teeth" on the blades that move across them similar to chainsaw. Kars is able to use his blades to cut farther and more times than seemingly possible, like when he cut an entire room of Nazis into pieces from the outside wall. His first time taking action was when he correctly assumed that Esidisi had been defeated, he set out wearing a ''beautiful'' winter ensemble to claim the Super Aja himself and would've had it if it weren't for the Pinnacle of German Science delaying him. After Wamuu's defeat by Joseph he reveals the proof of his superiority to humanity, the fact that he has '''''absolutely flawless''''' hair that would make even the most [[Fulgrim|depraved, vain fool]] mourn their lack of such flowing, shimmering violet locks. In spite of all of his planning during his final battle against the Ripple users he is defeated by Joseph who, of course, managed to outsmart him. When it seems as though Kars had completely lost, he reveals himself wearing the custom Stone Mask with the Red Stone equipped when Stroheim orders UV light shined him, the mask catches the light and triggers Kars' transformation. When the Stone Mask breaks off of his face, it is revealed that he has the ability to create sentient, living creatures from his own body and have them act independently. As the sun rises and everyone present believes Kars is finally defeated when Kars only faces everyone down, bathing in the sunlight as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk Karstep] blasts throughout the world as he had finally tamed the sun, he was finally the Ultimate Lifeform [[File:Ultimate Kars.png|thumb|right|220px|This would be a gorgeous moment if it wasn't one of the most dire situations imaginable.]]. Kars' first decision as the Ultimate Being was to eliminate the one who had caused him so much turmoil since his awakening, Joseph Joestar. Growing wings and taking flight to catch Joseph who had taken the Red Stone and a plane, he creates piranhas and an octopus to crash the plane which Joseph survives thanks to Stroheim. After falling into a volcano, severing Joseph's left hand, and revealing his ability to use incredibly strong hamon, Kars is poised to finish him once and for all. Unconciously, Joseph blocks Kars' hamon-powered strike with the Red Stone which creates a beam strong enough to make the volcano erupt and launch both of them into the atmosphere. Naturally he tries to escape with his flight and leave Jojo to his fate, but when he becomes distracted for just a minute he completely loses the opportunity and is launched even higher. In Earth's orbit, Kars attempts to push his way back but begins to freeze and is unable to form anything capable of keeping him warm so he is left floating through space. With nothing left but his own thoughts in the cold void of space, Kars yearned for death and [[meme|eventually stopped thinking]].




=====Lesser Villains=====

*'''Straights/Straits/Straizo:''' Back from Part 1, Straits is 50 years older than his previous appearance, but is still looking relatively young for his age thanks to hamon. Unfortunately, being able to do Sun-Breath Magic Martial Arts that keep you younger isn't enough for him and he reveals that he secretly admired Dio's powers. While on the expedition with Speedwagon, he suddenly kills all of his disciples and Speedwagon's workers before revealing his intentions and clearly kicking Speedwagon's head open. Using Speedwagon's blood, he activates one of the Stone Masks and becomes the first Vampire to use the ripple and decides he needs to go kill Joseph and Erina to top off his heel-turn. Joseph sees him skulking outside of the diner during his chat with Smokey and Straights tries to act cool before revealing his intentions, but Jojo is ready and unloads on him with a tommy-gun.[[File:Stupraights.png|"I can finally go back to being stoic and vain like the good old days. I should've killed my friends a long time ago."|thumb|200px|right]] Since he's a vampire, the bullets don't have much of an effect and reveals his mastery of the blood laser ability that Dio used and even names it "''Space Ripper Stingy Eyes''" because that's the coolest name he could think of. Seemingly killing Jojo with Stingy Eyes, he starts gloating to himself before Jojo points how much of an idiot he is because he couldn't tell he just shot at a mirror and gets clubbed in the face with a Ripple-infused tommy-gun. Turns out Straights is wearing a Ripple-conducting scarf so hamon won't work on him either, and when it seems like he's got Jojo in dire straits, Joseph reveals that he attached a bunch of grenades to Straights' back and blasts him into pieces. Straights survives and pulls himself together as he then takes a journalist hostage and has a final showdown with Joseph on a bridge where he rips the journalist's backtooth out to lure Joseph to fight him. When Jojo reveals how to reflect the Stingy Eyes, Straights is defeated and tells Joseph of the Man in the Pillar before admitting he is satisfied with his death because will die with his youth as destroys himself with the Ripple. It is later revealed that he was the one that raised Lisa Lisa after the events at the end of Phantom Blood, so it's a real shame he decided to be [[That guy|a team-killer]] and kill his friends for essentially nothing.

====Part 3: Stardust Crusaders Villains====
=====The Tarot Assassins=====
The main antagonists of Part 3 are divided into three rough groups. The first is the Tarot Assassins, a variety of hitmen hired by DIO to kill the Crusaders. Their Stands, combined with those of the Crusaders and DIO's own add up to a full suite of the Major Arcana from the Tarot, the playing/fortune telling cards.

*'''Tower of Gray:''' An old codger of an assassin whose MO is getting on the plane/train/boat as his target, then [[Bane|crashing it with no survivors]] except himself. Stands make a user tougher, but how he survives a fucking plane crash is unknown. His Stand is '''Tower of Gray''', a flying beetle so fast it can dodge Star Platinum's punches. [[Grimdark|It has a long, Xenomorph-style tongue with which it rips out the tongues of its targets]]. Kakyoin managed to trick it into a specific, predictable pattern that allowed him to shred it using ''Hierophant Green's'' tentacles.

*'''Impostor Captain Tennille:''' A man who killed and impersonated the captain of a boat tasked with transporting the Crusaders to India, who wields the Stand '''Dark Blue Moon'''. DBM is sea monster who excels while in water, capable of creating barnacle-like growths on his victims to slow and crush them, create whirlpools, and releasing his scales that are like miniature razors. No one suspected him of being a Stand User until he fell for Jotaro's trick and made himself look like an idiot. He tried to have a duel with Jotaro, but was unexpectedly stabbed in the face using Star Platinum's star finger move, killing him quickly. His real name has never been revealed, but his censored name is "Captain Dragon", which is the real name of the captain in "''Captain & Tenille''".

*'''Forever:''' A sapient orangutan that likes [[Nurgle|smoking pipes]], [[Slaanesh|human pornography]], [[Tzeentch|posing as a regular ape]] and [[Khorne|brutal murder]]. Don't insult his intelligence: you won't live for very long. His Stand is '''Strength''', which can possess objects and bring out their "true potential": in the manga this turns a tiny yacht into a massive freighter that Forever has total control over, up to and including phasing through the bulkheads like they weren't there. He [[Dranon's delight|tried to molest the little girl traveling with the Crusaders]], only for Jotaro to rescue her and spank the monkey. Based on the intelligent orangutan from the horror movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091415/ Link.] Named after the Wu-Tang Clan album, ''Wu-Tang Forever''.

*'''Devo the Cursed:''' A real fucked-up piece of shit, he's a Native American assassin with scars covering his entire body who's able to "curse" people to die horrific deaths. In truth, he's a masochist and uses his Stand, '''Ebony Devil''' to possess a killer doll and take a few pages from Chucky's book by murdering someone who hurt him in various brutal and creative ways. When he crawls out of his hiding spot in Polnareff's mini-fridge, he gets one of his eyes poked out only to claim his curse has taken hold and jumps the balcony, leaving his doll to do the job. This shit is fucking brutal, we're talking razors to the back of the foot, shampoo in the eyes, razor-toothed lamprey-mouth, and dousing a bed in alcohol in order to ignite it/electrocute Polnareff using a short-circuiting hairdryer. Polnareff manages to outmaneuver him and rip his doll (and therefore his Stand, and therefore ''him'') to pieces, leaving a janitor at the hotel to find Devo's bloody mess in a bathroom. What a dick. Also called Soul Sacrifice in the official sub to avoid lawsuits, notable because Araki picked the name himself.

*'''Rubber Soul:''' Another assassin sent by DIO who was promised a fuckton of money to kill the Stardust Crusaders. His Stand, '''Yellow Temperance''', is an amorphous blob of flesh that allows him to disguise himself as other people and eat organic matter by covering and dissolving it. The more Yellow Temperance absorbs, the larger it gets which is made worse by the fact that fire only makes it spread faster and cold only causes it to harden. The only way to get rid of it is to attack Rubber Soul himself and since Yellow Temperance is an incredibly fast blob that can act as a shield, it's not an easy task. Rubber Soul was able to "perfectly" disguise himself as Kakyoin sometime after the Devo fight and Hermit Purple detected his presence when used on a television. While his disguise is physically perfect, he acted overly hostile, putting a pickpocket into a "''Coconut Backbreaker''" and infamously making the cherry licking sound, [https://youtu.be/UQ-g0BdpbDM "Relo relo relo relo..."] When Jotaro gets sick of shit, still thinking he's Kakyoin, he punches him and knocks his jaw off which breaks the disguise. Asking Jotaro,"[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKB1Zxg84s DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND?]" but after experiencing the '''Joestar Family Secret Technique''' and [https://youtu.be/E_ZDj8N-rAA having his weakness revealed to him] he tries to play it off. Jotaro seems to consider letting him go, but when Rubber messes that up for himself he gets a one passenger ticket on the ORA ORA ORA train. Even though he's terrible actor, doing nothing resembling Kakyoin's behavior he oddly shared the same habit of licking cherries as Kakyoin. His namesake is the Beatles album of the same name but he is called "''Robber Soul''" in the American version of the PS1 game. Ironically, despite the name of his stand, Rubber Soul's behavior is anything but tempered: on top of his disproportionately violent response to that pickpocket and the flesh-eating nature of his stand, he ''groped his own boob'' while he was disguised as a woman!

[[File:Nicest Man.png|300px|thumb|right|"Bingo, if you tell me to hit a lady one more time...]]
*'''Hol Horse:''' An assassin sent by DIO to take them Joestar Boys out, he's a modern cowboy whose stand is a gun named '''The Emperor''' and is the "Nicest Man in the World". ''The Emperor's'' only real ability is that the bullets are part of his stand, so Hol Horse can manipulate the trajectory of its bullets mid-flight and change their speed; allowing it to bypass obstacles that would prevent them from reaching their mark. He's a womanizing coward, apparently making women fall in love with him solely so he can take advantage of them and save himself. Yet ironically, he's the only one of DIO's minions that tells him off and even attempts to kill him only to be so completely intimidated that he reassures his loyalty. Due to his stand's limitation; Hol Horse never fights alone, preferring to fight with a partner because "''It's always better being No. 2''". He teams up with J. Geil at first claiming they're the "strongest combination" but when that all goes South, he gets blamed for J. Geil's death and nearly killed if wasn't for those Stardust Boys saving the day. After meeting with DIO, he shows up again with Boingo, using Tohth's predictions to get the drop on them Joestar Boys like hamburger on a grill. [[Just as planned|After sticking his fingers up Polnareff's nose causes them Crusader types to get hit by a truck]], he makes a mistake and shoots himself in his dang ol' face, forcing him to ['''RETIRE!''']. Despite his luck, he manages to survive Stardust Crusaders, unless you count the OVA where he gets killed during the fight against Justice. His name is likely a warped pronunciation of the duo, ''Hall & Oates'', plus he has some real [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Frwi9mE5o knee-slappin'] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YmNyROlNQ theme songs.]

*'''J. Geil:''' An ugly motherfucker with two right hands. A sadist through and through, he raped and killed Polnareff's sister, which ironically drove Polnaeraff to also work under DIO to find him and later join the Crusaders. His Stand, '''The Hanged Man''', is made of light that can jump between reflections and can attack from them. He is rather clever though, and lies to the Crusaders when explaining his powers to throw them through a loop instead of telling the truth like a chump. He tricks Polnareff using a decoy then calls out homeless people so he can use their eyes as hiding places for The Hanged Man. This did not stop him from being turned into a pincushion by Polnareff and hanged upside down like his Stand's counterpart in Tarot.

*'''Nena:''': A morbidly obese, short lady disguised as a teenage Indian girl, who possess '''The Empress'''. The Empress is an odd bit in that it manifests itself by infecting victims using Nena's blood. The blood will then grow into an unsightly cyst and evolves into the stand itself, going from a face to a full upper body. Even as just a face, it was strong enough to dissect a doctor's face using only a scalpel placed into its teeth, and when the upper body formed it was able to deliver punches strong enough to knock Joseph off balance. Nena infected Joseph with blood drop on his arm and planned to kill him once she matured, thinking it was an easy gig as Hermit Purple is not combat-oriented and Hamon can't harm the user's own body. However, Joseph uses his decades of experience and manages to trap The Empress and kill her, resulting in Nena dying as well and freaking out Polnareff who had been flirting with her at the time. 

*'''ZZ:''': The person who possesses the Stand: '''Wheel of Fortune'''. Similar to Strength; WoF takes the characteristics of a vehicle, which in his case is a beaten-up old car, which he turned into a spiked death mobile that would make even a [[Warpsmith]] jealous. At first ZZ tried tricking the Crusaders into a car accident and later tampered with a roadsign to make them go the wrong way where he would ambush them. After causing them to get into another accident, he reveals his identity and that WoF is capable of climbing up walls and burrowing underground. He almost manages to kill Jotaro after shooting him with gasoline and delivering an electric shock, but was fooled by a decoy trick and his car was punched into scrap metal. Losing his car, the Crusaders laugh at his lack of well-toned abs, as he only has four, and leave him chained to a rock Prometheus style. One of the characters to break the 4th Wall, claiming he "ended Part 3 early" when it looked like Jotaro was burning and is noted for having gigantic, muscled arms but a comparatively small body. His namesake is the rock band, ''ZZ Top''.

*'''Enya Geil:''' One of DIO's inner circle and his chief adviser. A shriveled old hag who encourages DIO to develop his powers and to rule THE WORLD with them. The mother of J. Geil mentioned above, she loves her son and dotes on him, overlooking the fact that he's a rapist serial killer. Has two right hands, just like her son and is extremely mad at Polnareff for killing him, and becomes increasingly infuriated when she has to play nice with him while plotting her revenge. Her Stand, '''Justice''', is a mist that can raise the dead and can control body parts it drills holes into by using a preexisting wound. She was able to get a cut on Polnareff's tongue and almost forced him to lick feces out of a toilet bowl. It can also create illusions and is next to immune to physical damage because it is made of smoke and large enough to cover an entire city. This did not help it when Star Platinum inhaled it, which knocked Enya out. She was then captured by the Crusaders who wanted to interrogate her, but when Steely Dan activated the flesh bud inside of her, she died still loyal to DIO and refused to give them information. Ultimately responsible for parts after the third having Stands flying out of their asses by finding and abusing the Stand Arrow. Despite being old as fuck in the main series the OVA has a flashback that reveals her to have been quite the looker but this is actually a disguise she uses to trick Hol Horse, and later, Polnareff.

*'''Steely Dan:''' A kebab-stand owner and controls a Stand named '''The Lovers'''. Unlike other stand-wielders, Dan's stand is microscopic and can't do anything in straight-up combat. Its specialty is that it can infiltrate the bodies of opponents and do damage from within, but more importantly transfers any damage he would take to the infested person so they would feel it in the same area but amplified. Harmful to the point that, Dan, cracking his knuckles was felt by Joseph in his ''prosthetic'' hand so this allowed him to blackmail Jotaro into being his punching bag/man servant. He's pretty notable in the series for pissing off Jotaro to such a degree that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guTZEIPe-Ks 6 whole pages/20 seconds were entirely devoted to him being ORA ORA ORAed into oblivion]. His namesake is the band, ''Steely Dan'', censored to "S-Terry Dan" in the PS1 game and "Dan of Steel" in certain material. Rather confusingly, in the older Viz Manga Translation it was "censored" to ''Rubber Soul'' despite the actual Rubber Soul, mentioned above, being censored to ''Robber Soul''.

*'''Arabia Fats:''' The person who controlled the stand: '''Sun''', which is a literal sun that could shoot some kind of energy projectile with extreme accuracy. He attempted to burn the Crusaders in the middle of the desert, but Jotaro and the group managed to find and disable him by throwing a rock at him. Fats essentially had no dialogue outside of the noise he made when hit and was given extra quotes in the PS1 game. His namesake is the pianist, ''Fats Domino''.

*'''Mannish Boy:''' An impossibly intelligent baby who was given to the Crusaders by an unknown person who turned out to not know anything about the him or his parents. He has fangs for some reason, but that's just a clue that he's one of the more depraved characters in Part 3, something only Kakyoin was able to notice. Mannish Boy knows full well how to smoke and was able to kill a scorpion using a bobby pin then hide it in his mouth to avoid suspicion while manipulating the Crusaders into losing trust in Kakyoin. What makes him even more dangerous is his stand, '''Death 13''', which is a clown-like reaper that can take people into its own personal carnival dreamworld that it has full control over. Whenever someone falls asleep in vicinity to Mannish Boy, they're taken in and can only remember what happens in the dreamworld if he wants them to; in addition, any injuries a person sustains in the dream will show up in real-life. After an absurd amount of creepy shenanigans, he is defeated when Kakyoin figures out how to summon Hierophant Green in the dreamworld and threatens to tear him inside out. The real final blow is dealt when Kakyoin mixes Mannish Boy's own feces into his baby food which he can't refuse since he's just a baby. His namesake is the song, Mannish Boy, by Muddy Waters. "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-3i0CFloQU Lali-Ho~]"

*'''Cameo & Judgement:''' The user of the stand, '''Judgement''', which looks very robot-like and can grant "wishes" that are all made to [[Tzeentch|backfire]]. After finding Judgement in a genie's lamp, one wish, a "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqMB23QfH0 HAIL 2 U!]" and the possibility of becoming a famous manga artist to become bigger than Disney and build "Polnareffland", Polnareff wishes for his sister to be brought back to life but there is a twist. Judgement creates an incomplete copy of her out of sand that believes it will only becomes whole by eating Polnareff and the same happens when he creates a clone of Avdol. Before he can have the clones kill Polnareff, Avdol makes his grand return [https://youtu.be/JXj0qn0DBdQ "YES! I AM!"] After destroying Judgement, Avdol and Polnareff find Cameo hiding underground and do some good old male bonding into his breathing tube before being giving him his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS3nur6o6ME "HELL 2 U!"] Cameo's namesake is the singer of the same name, ''Cameo''.

*'''Midler:''' The final of the Tarot assassins sent after the Crusaders. Her Stand, '''High Priestess''', can possess and transform any mineral matter. It took the form of a giant face to drown the Crusaders who were fleeing their sinking submarine, only for Jotaro Kujo MD to do some dental work on her, ORA ORA ORA style. Only seen in the manga and anime as being knocked the fuck out with her teeth knocked the fuck out of her mouth. When Capcom made the fighting game, they asked Araki to draw a more presentable design for her, and delivered with [[PROMOTIONS|a smokin' hot belly dancer.]] Araki apparently liked this design enough to make it canon, as it appears in later artbooks for the series. Some of her artwork in the PS1 game is redrawn art of Yukako Yamagishi from Part 4, most notably her character select portrait. Her namesake is the singer, ''Bette Midler''.

=====The Egyptian 9 Glory Gods=====
Marking the Stardust Crusaders' arrival in Egypt and the defeat of almost all of the Stands with names from the standard Tarot, these assassins, who all personally met with DIO were sent out to finish the Stardust Crusaders once and for all. All of their namesakes are the Egyptian Gods and they are, for the most part, just as dangerous as any of the previous enemies faced if not more so as most of them required some amount of teamwork to defeat.

*'''N'Doul''': A blind man who posses the stand: ''Geb'', which is a liquid-based stand capable of striking anywhere undetected by traveling underground. While ''Geb'' can be used from a long distance; N'Doul can't see, so he had to rely on vibrations he felt in the ground in order to track his victims. Despite [https://youtu.be/G8mW8SJUrZc?t=588 his handicaps], he was able to incapacitate most of the Crusaders, outmaneuvering Avdol and most notably injuring Kakyoin's eyes to a degree that he needed medical attention. He was defeated when Jotaro found him using Iggy and had a literal ''stand-off'' with him. He kills himself using ''Geb'' as an act of loyalty to DIO before talking about the other Egyptian 9 Glory Gods, something Jotaro respects and gives him a proper burial. "''I do not fear death, but I do not want to be killed by that man...evil needs a savior as well...''"

*'''The Oingo Boingo Brothers''': Brothers who are both stand-wielders and traditionally work as a pair. Oingo possessed "''Khunum''", a stand that allows him to alter his physical characteristics disguise himself as another person (albeit with limited success). Boingo possessed "''Tohth''", a stand taking the form of [[Just as planned|a manga that can predict the future with 100% accuracy]], but only immediate events and is a bit vague on minor details. Additionally, ''Tohth's'' predictions had to be obeyed down to the most minute of detail, otherwise, [[Not as planned|consequences will happen]]. The two originally attempted to assassinate the Crusaders, first using poisoned tea, then by planting a bomb disguised as an orange. However, a prophecy twist by ''Tohth'' made Oingo the victim of the explosion instead of Jotaro as the prophecy claimed (Oingo saw the prophecy twist a literal mile away but got caught in it anyways despite his efforts) while Boingo, along with his injured brother, was beaten up by a group hired by a wealthy man they had beaten and robbed earlier. Boingo eventually teamed up (albeit by force) with Hol Horse, who at first didn't really trust ''Tohth's'' predictions but gained full confidence after some trials; however, Hol Horse made a mistake in ''Tohth's'' prediction and ended up being incapacitated. Boingo decided to change and use his predictions for good but this was before being mauled by Iggy after accidentally kicking a wooden box at him. They're notable for causing the artstyle to change to be more abstract, with exaggerated features as this is how everything appears in Tohth's pages. The art change was expanded into giving them their own outro in the anime, where the [https://youtu.be/ZnC1sQXTCtI Brothers sing about themselves and their stands]. Their namesake is the band, ''Oingo Boingo'', which is censored to Oing & Voing in the PS1 game and later "Zenyatta & Mondatta", an album by "The Police", in other material.

*'''Mariah''': She's a hot brown Little Red Riding Hood with a stand that controls magnetism. By touching random conspicuous outlets, the Stand "''Bast''" allows Mariah to turn her victims into living magnets that can attract anything metallic, though the power of this magnetism is based upon how close she is and how much time has passed. Instigated some of the most comical moments in Part 3 by causing Joseph and Avdol to become magnetized and stuck together, leading to some awkward situations which were made worse by the fact that they were in public. Mariah was defeated when Joseph and Avdol were able to get on opposite sides of her and crush her between them, knocking her out. Her namesake is the singer, ''Mariah Carey''.

*'''Alessi:''' A bizarre, axe-wielding man who controls the stand , ''Sethan'', who takes the form of a shadow with eyes, a beak, and crest. Being Alessi's shadow, Sethan can reflect his actions and what he's holding to extend its reach and it can also make some parts of itself tangible in order to inflict physical damage. Sethan's most dangerous power is that anyone who comes into contact with it will forcefully age younger, and the longer the contact, the farther they go down. In a rather bizarre turn of events (even for the series' standards) Alessi turns Polnareff into an 8-year old boy, attempts to kill him but fails as he didn't count on a child still being able to summon a stand, and then loses him after being taken in by a female stranger after seeing Polnareff wounded on the streets. While the stranger was giving Polnareff a bath, Alessi de-ages the woman into a fetus as she was in contact with Seth for a prolonged period of time, [[Wat|which results in kid Polnareff running around fully naked while holding the dying fetus of his good Samaritan, while being continually de-aged and hunted by Alessi like a deranged pedophile]]. He is beaten by Jotaro after de-aging him to 7 years old, but he underestimated Jotaro's strength even as a child, which resulted in kid Jotaro knocking him out. Unfortunately for him, he was really ['''RETIRED!'''] after waking up and getting beat down by both Jotaro and Polnareff. A real sick fuck with a superiority complex who has no qualms about cutting up children with an axe. He's notable for recreating the [[meme|infamous]] [https://youtu.be/gpCUMdfRa9w "Heeere's Johnny!"] scene from ''The Shining'', and his ability to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjmfggHOvYo transform characters] in ''Heritage for the Future'', his namesake is the duo band, ''The Alessi Brothers''.

*'''Anubis:''' Anubis is a stand that inhabits a sword. This sword has the ability to pass through things it doesn't want to cut, the ability to memorize his opponents' moves (making sure the same tricks don't work twice), and the ability to possess whoever wields the sword. This makes Anubis a trifecta of a threatening opponent, and this leads to probably the longest fight in Jojo history between switching wielders five times from farmer named Chaka, a barber named Khan, Polnareff, and lastly, a child. The sword almost kills Jotaro after a long duel with Anubis and Silver Chariot, but he managed to outsmart Anubis and destroy most of the sword. In a last-ditch effort, Anubis possess a child who happened upon the remaining part of the sword's blade and had the kid throw him at Jotaro and Polnareff, but the child missed by accident and Anubis ended up phasing through a wall thanks to his ability, stuck in a cow's side before being lost at the bottom of the Nile River. Its an odd bit in that despite Anubis being forged in ancient Egypt, he is shaped and handled like a Japanese Katana (likely indicating history's first proto-weeaboo was Egyptian). Although, the original user's identity is never revealed, Chaka and Khan together have a namesake in singer, ''Chaka Khan''. In the PS1/Arcade game, Anubis is playable as three different characters, Chaka, Khan, and Anubis Polnareff (or Black Polnareff because putting "black" in your name and having your skin color change from white to dark brown apparently means "evil version").

*'''Daniel J. D'Arby (D'Arby the Elder):''' The only real fight the heroes couldn't just punch, D'Arby is a professional gambler and cheater whose stand, "''Osiris''", works on psychology. Those who admit defeat in their minds get their souls ripped out and turned into poker chips for his games so long as it was bet. He's so <u>''good''</u> at cheating that he found a way to cheat a coin drop game against Joseph. Jotaro broke his two of fingers to keep him from sneaking cards when they set-up poker, but even this doesn't stop him having a kid who works for him rig the game regardless. D'Arby is defeated when, upon seeing ''Star Platinum's'' speed, he begins suspecting that Jotaro cheated even though D'arby himself has extremely <u>''good''</u> cards and ''knows'' that Jotaro <u>''should''</u> have a bad hand. When Jotaro keeps raising the bet with the souls of Avdol, Kakyoin, and ''his mother'', and demands that his opponent ante up with information about DIO's stand, D'Arby psyches himself out so badly that in one of the most well-done scenes in the [https://youtu.be/WP1arj7AYuI Anime], [https://youtu.be/DoXR23BMAvU?t=1316 OVA], AND [https://youtu.be/v_GbKz0E8Nk?t=406 Abridged Series], he fails to call the bluff and has a complete mental breakdown. His breakdown releases all of the souls he collected and becomes unresponsive when asked about DIO's stand. He's popular in the fandom for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI5bg6KEXXA his hilarious attempt at southern-accented Engrish]. He started the trend of gambler characters in later parts exclaiming "'''''Good!'''''" when a bet is made.

*'''Pet Shop:''' Dio's pet falcon, as much of a crazy motherfucker as any other assassin in the series. Its Stand, ''Horus'', has the ability to create and manipulate ice to lay traps and launch spikes out of it like homing missiles. He's clearly very smart for what he is as he killed the informant that was at the mansion gate so he wouldn't report back to the Crusaders. Iggy opts to avoid him when he sees that Pet Shop had impaled two dogs' heads on a spike, but decides to fight him when the dogs' owner shows up. Pet Shop is killed when he tries to shoot ice of his beak before Iggy launches himself at him and bites beak closed which leads to him exploding. Pet Shop's also infamous for being hilariously broken in any game he appears in (The Capcom fighter and Eyes of Heaven), because he's a flying bird with all the frozen [[Dakka]] he could ever need while everyone else is stuck on the ground, hence perpetuating the saying "FUCKING HORUS!" beyond the realms of the Imperium.

=====DIO's Caretakers=====
[[File:Gamer Life.png|500px|thumb|right|To be good at games is to be a transcendent being, equal to the Gods, omniscient.]]
*'''Telence J. D'Arby (D'Arby the Younger):''' Daniel J. D'Arby's younger brother by 10 years who is highly proficient in videogames and last of the Egyptian 9 Glory Gods. Similarly to Daniel, his stand "Atum" both sucks out souls when they admit defeat or are defeated by him and relies on psychology, but he has the added ability of being able to read the souls of his opponents to decipher their strategies, but can only decipher them through yes or no questions. Unlike his older brother, he binds the souls of his victims into wooden dolls as trophies, [[Grimdark|complete with them being fully conscious]]. Telence has a dislike for his brother as he believes he is better and that Daniel is scared of him as Daniel would never play games with him like he believed normal brothers would; furthermore, Daniel apparently apologized to him after Telence physically beat Daniel for trying to steal his girlfriend. He claims he doesn't cheat like his brother, but his planning ahead allowed him to beat Kakyoin in a racing game and his ability to read souls let him outplay Jotaro in a baseball game. Jotaro defeats him when he finds a way to cheat by having Joseph use Hermit Purple to play the game in his stead. Since Telence lacks his brother's intuition he was unable to see through the trick until it was too late, and as Jotaro points out, Daniel would've noticed easily. He's not as lulzy in terms of accents as his brother, but his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yieQpgvjAq0 video games deliver the encounter's much-needed Engrish] and the [https://youtu.be/ZznVQd4q2JI soul-reading dialogue] is a nice touch. Telence shares his namesake with brother, musician ''Terence Trent D'arby''.

*'''Kenny G.:''' One of DIO's more minor henchmen, his Stand is ''Tenore Sax'', which is an illusionary stand that manifests as an endless labyrinth. While seemingly a daunting foe; he was quickly detected by Iggy and disabled. Pretty much a joke character, but his Stand is notable for being named after an instrument rather than a song, band or performer.

*'''Nukesaku:''' The only one of DIO's henchmen not to wield a stand, Nukesaku is a runt vampire, who's only power besides being vampire is that the back of his head has a female face to disguise himself. Needless to say, even his only shtick was horrible and Jotaro decided to test his immortality by ORA ORA ORAing him into submission. He is killed by DIO after willingly leading the crusaders into DIO's main chamber.

*'''Vanilla Ice:''' DIO's most fanatical and powerful vampiric servant...who appears to have taken fashion tips from the Pillar Men. Vanilla Ice became a vampire after Dio tested his loyalty by saying he needed his blood to fully regenerate, where he went the extra mile by using his own stand to decapitate himself without hesitation. Impressed by his devotion (or maybe it was his [[/d/|massive bulge]]) DIO used his blood to resurrect Vanilla Ice, granting him near-immortality. His stand is named "Cream", a humanoid monster that has a unique ability where it swallows itself (and Vanilla Ice) in order to become [[Sphere of Annihilation|a null void, literally wiping out chunks of reality]] like the Eldar's D-Cannons. This power is so fucking awesome that it ''killed one of the main characters.'' Vanilla Ice himself killed another one by kicking him to death rather than swallowing them into his void. He would have likely killed Polnareff as well but Dio forgot to tell him that sunlight would incinerate him, which Polnareff used to kill him after he shrugged off every other attack used on him.

====Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Villains====
=====Yoshikage Kira=====
A serial killer with a really creepy hand fetish. As in, he chops off women's hands to make the severed hands into his "girlfriends", keeping them in fancy boxes and having romantic dinners with them... until they rot and he has to get a replacement. The worst part is that he's seriously obsessed with living an ordinary life as a mediocre person...while also being a serial killer with a really creepy hand fetish.

For the most part, he's watched over by his dad, who's a ghost inside of a photograph thanks to this own Stand's abilities. Otherwise, he uses his stand "Killer Queen", a pink [[Felinid|catlike humanoid]], as a killing instrument. See, its power allows it to imbue objects with an explosive charge which he can set off at will. These explosions are so efficient that they don't leave any trace of his victim, which has led to his long career as a killer. The only thing that he chooses to leave behind is a hand, which he will usually have a relationship with despite being the hand of some girl he just murdered. "Killer Queen" also has two separate components to it. The first is "Sheer Heart Attack", a skull-faced tank-bomb that comes from his right hand. This bomb chases down any heat signatures, which makes it effective for hunting down solitary targets, but when crowded with many heat sources, gets disoriented easily. The second power he gains after switching faces with another person and stabbing himself with a Stand Arrow. This power, "Bites the Dust", is a tiny "Killer Queen" which passes Killer Queen on to a non-Stand user, kills anyone who even ''asks'' them about Kira, and then loops time back to when Bites the Dust was activated, which will happen as much as it needs to until Kira can find out who it is that died. Additionally, anyone killed by Bites the Dust in a time loop will still die at the same moment in subsequent loops, allowing Killer Queen to kill multiple people at the same time.

=====The Morioh Stand Users=====

======Enemies======
*'''Anjuro "Angelo" Katagiri''': A real sick fuck. Angelo is a convicted serial killer and rapist who was executed for his crimes. Except prior to his execution he was shot with the Stand Arrow, which somehow allowed him to survive a hanging. Obsessed with revenge he went after one of the men who arrested him: Josuke's grandfather. His Stand, '''Aqua Necklace''', can turn into water to move around and shapeshift. This allows it to ender a person's body and tear them apart from the inside. He managed to pull this on Josuke's grandfather and laid siege to the Higashikata house with Josuke and Jotaro trapped inside. He was Josuke's first real enemy that allowed him to show just how resourceful he is: he manged to trap Aqua Necklace in a glove that he swallowed and messed Angelo up pretty good. The criminal however insisted that if Josuke killed him he'd become just like him, so instead Josuke smashed him up and fused him with a boulder, making him a sapient boulder and landmark of the city.

*'''Keicho Nijimura''': Okuyasu's older brother. After their dad turned into a monster Keicho was forced to take the care for his brother and father upon himself. He couldn't handle this and became resentful towards his father and a bully towards his brother. When he obtained the Stand Arrow he set out to create a Stand capable of finally killing his father. Because of this, pretty much all Stand users in the first half of Diamond Is Unbreakable are his doing. Keicho himself has a Stand called '''Bad Company''', which is an army of toy soldiers complete with tanks and helicopters. While they are small the damage dealt by their weapons is all too real. He almost managed to defeat Josuke but was outwitted and beaten as the first major antagonist Josuke faced. After delivering some exposition a Stand attacked Okuyasu, but Keicho sacrificed himself and took the hit for his brother. He was dragged into the power line and killed, with the Stand Arrow and the bow being stolen from him.

*'''Akira Otoishi''': One of the Stand users created by Keicho: a rock guitarist with a magnificent mane of lavender hair. He stole the Stand Arrow from the guy, killing him in the process. He became fearful of his identity being figured out, so he planned an attack on Joseph and wanted to chase Jotaro out of the city. His Stand, '''Red Hot Chili Pepper''', is a potent one: it has a great degree of mastery over electricity and can travel through power lines at great speed. It is also capable of acting on its own and affecting AN ENTIRE CITY'S POWER GRID AT ONCE. Akira mainly used his Stand to rob people, but when he learned that Joseph was coming to Morioh he began to plot. He nearly killed Okuyasu as well, but through some clever thinking of Josuke he managed to knock Akira's Stand into the ocean, which fucked it up badly. Akira himself survived the ordeal and pleaded guilty to many charges of theft, mainly to stay out of Jotaro and Okuyasu's hands.

*'''Bug-Eaten and another rat''': Two rats who were pierced with the Stand Arrow, giving them both the same Stand. Unlike Iggy and Horus from Part 3 this did not make them that much more intelligent, but Bug-Eaten has shown a wicked intellect. Their Stand, '''Ratt''', is a small turret that fires toxic barbs [[Tzimisce|that causes flesh to slough off and form into some kind of bloody gelatin]] for the rats to eat at a later time. They still act very much like normal rats; the primary use for their power has them collect food and expand their territory, except with a horrifying flesh meling cannon at their disposal. Jotaro learns of the animal and takes his uncle out hunting, with the duo using their Stands to propel ball bearings to massive speeds. The first rat gets cornered and killed pretty quickly, but the second one (which Jotaro named Bug-Eaten because of its mangled ear) puts up quite the fight. Even when using ZA WARUDO Jotaro gets hit and starts to melt, but Josuke manages to kill Bug-Eaten and heal Jotaro ([[awesome|who managed to keep his cool despite his arm was FUCKING MELTING]]).

*'''Yoshihiro Kira''': Kira's father. He and his wife did not have Yoshikage until they were both at an advanced age, and therefore died when Kira was still young. He became a ghost and somehow obtained a Stand as well, '''Atom Heart Father'''. This Stand with no physical body allows Yoshihiro to bind himself to pictures, and anything that he manipulates inside the picture moves outside of them as well. Plus, anything that is inside of a picture with him cannot leave the area that's on the picture. Jotaro managed to overpower and restrain him by folding up the photograph he was in and nail it to a wall, but Yoshihiro managed to trick Okuyasu into unfolding it and letting him fly off. Yoshihiro obtained a Stand Arrow and began to look around for people to give Stands to. But instead of doing it all willy-nilly like Keicho did he let the arrow guide him to people that would help him. He knows all too well what kind of horrible monster his son had become, but he still protected him [[dawww|because Kira was his only son and he loved him]].

*'''Ken Oyanagi''': The Janken Kid. A child with a hole in his cheek courtesy of the Stand Arrow, Ken loves janken (rock-paper-scissors) and pesters Rohan into playing with him. He's not amused and at one point [[awesome|decks Ken in the face for being an annoying little shit]]. The punch turned out to be a bad idea though because Ken had just thrown paper. This triggered his Stand, '''Boy II Man''', to take a way a third of Heaven's Door. You see, Boy II Man works only when the user is in a game of janken with another Stand user. If Ken wins three out of five games he gains control of the other person's Stand. ''Permanently''. This triggered an epic game of janken that had the duo jump like fifty feet into the air while having their fight, with Rohan exploiting Ken's belief in fate to win the game. Having beaten the boy with the help of Shizuka Joestar he was going to block Ken's ability to use his Stand. The kid would rather die than submit to that though and jumped in front of a truck, but Rohan jumped after him and managed to make Ken think the truck veered off by chance... but in reality Yoshihiro's picture hit the windscreen and the truck missed them.

*'''Gatta''': Also known as his Stand, '''Stray Cat'''. He started out as a normal British Blue until he was struck in the throat by the Stand Arrow. He then broke into the Kawajiri residence' basement, where Shinobu found him. She wanted to chase him out, but in the struggle it was struck in the throat by some glass. Kira buried the cat in the yard, and after two days a strange plant sprouted from the grave. It was neither an animal nor a plant, and neither a cat nor a Stand. It had been reborn as Stray Cat. It is very cat-like in its behavior; it catches and eats birds, plays with balls and dislikes mean people. Shinobu found that last one out the hard way when it used its Stand power to shoot an air bubble at her, which blew off her toenail. Kira did battle with the thing, during which Gatta managed to not only make Kira feel some affection for Shinobu, but also ''almost killed him''. Kira found out that Stray Cat depends on sunlight to move and fight, so he dug him up and put him in a flower pot in the attic. It turned out that Kira had a plan for him: Gatta could be placed in Killer Queen's abdomen, granting it the same air bubble powers as Stray Cat... except that Killer Queen can attach its bombs to it. Whoops.

*'''Toyohiro Kanedaichi''': A weird dude living in an old telephone tower by himself. He's self-sufficient, having everything he needs in or just around the tower in places he can reach with some contraptions. He's got a good reason for this: the moment he tries to leave the tower he turns to metal and stays like that until he enters it again. This is because the tower he's in is actually a Stand, '''Superfly'''. It is an autonomous stand keeping him prisoner, and it takes for someone else to enter before he can leave. On to of this, Superfly returns all damage dealt to it into the same direction as said damage came. This allows Toyohiro to navigate the tower with great ease. He manages to lure Josuke in so that he can leave, but through the efforts of Okuyasu and Mikitaka they manage to overcome Toyohiro. He agrees to stay in the tower and becomes something of a local celebrity, often being visited by tourists.

*'''Terunosuke Miyamoto''': [[Night Lords|A man obsessed with fear]]. Terunosuke's Stand, '''Enigma''', only works if he has identified a person's tics that show up when they are afraid three times. The moment that he does that he becomes able to place them inside a sheet of paper. He can also do this to non-sapient things like cartons of milk, bowls of noodles, scorpions and electricity. Once imprisoned in paper though anyone can unfold the paper and free the object or person. He manages to defeat and kidnap Koichi and Tomoko, and even beats Josuke. The latter gives Terunosuke a warning though: if Josuke gets out he's going to kill the guy. Terunosuke shrugs it off, but did not count on Yuya Fungami turning against him. The guy got turned to paper as well while watching Terunosuke put Josuke and Koichi in a FUCKING SHREDDER, but through allowing himself to be turned as well Yuya managed to pull the duo out and turn them back. Josuke then did not kill Terunosuke, but instead fucked him up with Star Platinum and turned him into a book, which remains with the Morioh library to this day.

*'''Masazo Kinoto''': An architect hired by Rohan to evaluate the damage done to his house by the fire Rohan had caused. Masazo is a weird looking dude, who is mostly bald with a tuft of hair in the shape of the Morioh M. He acts even stranger, always keeping his back to the wall unless he's sure Rohan is right in front of him. Rohan gets suspicious and uses ''Heaven's Door'' to get a read on him. It looks like Masazo is just somewhat neurotic, but when Rohan tricks the man and looks at his back it bursts open as the independent Stand '''Cheap Trick''' jumps onto Rohan's back, killing Masazo. Cheap Trick's abilities are to hold onto someone's back no matter what, and to kill them when someone sees the back of the person they're riding. It can also talk with animals. Rohan exploits this by heading into Reimi's alley and walking out, turning his back to Koichi. The moment Cheap Trick turns around, however, it is grabbed by the evil in the alley and dragged into hell, [[awesome|with Rohan writing this into Cheap Trick using Heaven's Door to make sure this happens]].

====Part 5: Diavolo====
Diavolo is the boss of the Mafia group "Passione", though he never shows his face and operates under the pseudonym "Soliddo Nazo". He also has pink hair and doesn't wear a shirt, but he is anything but fabulous. His big goal is absolute control, and he considers everything, even family, to be a setback. Diavolo's main quirk is that he has a split personality. This personality, Vinegar Doppio, is a rather ordinary person who just happens to have pink hair and also imagines a phone ringing everywhere and then uses random objects like frogs or shoes just as a phone.

His stand, "King Crimson", is a red and white man with a tiny face on his forehead and has a power that's really difficult to understand. See, he can sort of see time as line from Point A to Point B, and then nullify anything that can happen between those points, like getting shot with a bullet. At the same time, everything stays where it was at Point B despite otherwise being rewound to Point A. There's probably a better way to explain it, but to do so would take too fucking long or require visual aids and leads to anything KC does getting summarized as "IT JUST WORKS". As Doppio, "King Crimson" has a secondary form called "Epitaph" allows him to see a few seconds into the future.

====Part 6: Enrico Pucci====
The big bad of Part 6, a gay ex-Catholic priest who worships the ground Dio walks on and who seeks to use his Stands to rewrite reality as Dio would have wished it. We're not joking when we say he's gay, there's flashback scenes where they're laying in bed together (not naked, but their clothes are visibly ruffled). His Stand "Whitesnake" can swipe away other people's Stands or memories in the form of a disk. Pucci can then insert these disks into other people, allowing them to view these memories or use the Stand on the disk. "Whitesnake" later becomes "C-Moon", which can manipulate gravity. Then shit really hits the fan when he later attains the Stand "Made In Heaven" which can accelerate time ''and'' manipulate gravity. To make a complicated explanation a little easier to explain, as time continues to travel, the universe will hit a "vanishing point", and a new universe will be created, where everything repeats itself, according to "fate". Pucci can then alter this universe to his desire, basically making the perfect world that Dio always wanted. Ultimately, he gets fucked over by Weather Report and he ends up creating an entirely different universe, Jojolion, where both Dio and the Joestars exist.

====Part 7: Steel Ball Run Villains====
=====Funny Valentine=====
The fucking president of the United States! No, seriously, he's the 23rd President of the United States, a veteran of the Civil War with the fucking Stars and Stripes as scars on his back, and the real mastermind of the Steel Ball Run. His goal of the race? To recover the Corpse and use it to lead America to a new age of lasting prosperity. And that's why you don't fuck with this President!

Oh, and his Stand, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (D4C), which allows him to essentially jump between parallel universes. While anything else he brings will be destroyed the moment it comes into contact with its dimensional equal (meaning that he can find someone, drag him into another dimension, and collide him into his dimensional equivalent and kill them both), he is utterly immune to it and is able to replace himself by having his Stand transfer between Valentines. The issue, though, is that it is anchored to one universe: The universe where the Corpse originates from. Eventually, he does recover the Corpse, and at this point, he develops "Love Train", a secondary effect to "D4C" which sheaths him in a field of parallel dimensions. Anything that tries to hit him that passes through the field gets deflected and redirected elsewhere, allowing only good fortune near him. The issue is that it he has to leave this sheath in order to attack. Like Devo, D4C was a victim of copyright law, and in his video game appearances the subs are ''very careful'' to never refer to D4C by its full name. The writers still managed to make this as hilariously stupid as the rest of the series, though; Valentine's signature move in All Star Battle is renamed [[Derp|"Filthy Acts Performed at Fair and Reasonable Prices."]]

=====Diego Brando=====
[[File: Diego Brando.png|right|thumb|200px|Can you take a guess of what character he's based off of?]]
Essentially the JoJolion version of Dio Brando from the original series. Though he is [[Tzeench|calculating and callous]] like the original, he is much more considerate with his actions, not killing innocents left and right. However, he won't hesitate to absolutely destroy anyone who gets in his way. His backstory differs in that his father left him behind and he was raised by his mother longer than Dio's (though it was only until he was six). As the original rejected his humanity because it made him weak, Diego takes a different spin on it and [[derp|blames humanity as a whole for his misfortunes]]. He participates in the Steel Ball Run race against Johnny and Gyro, wanting the fatass cash prize at the end for himself.

His Stand, "Scary Monsters", has, arguably, the [[Jokaero|stupidest]] yet [[Trazyn the Infinite|most hilariously awesome]] power in Steel Ball Run and maybe JoJo as a whole. Scary Monsters allows Diego to transform into a blue-green raptor and attack his enemies. For whatever reason as a raptor he has "DIO" plastered over and over again all over his body. If he wishes Diego can simply change his body to have sharp teeth or claws. He can also infect people through bites and scratches and turn them into raptors that are under his control. Essentially he is a [[awesome|wereraptor]], which is awesome in every sense of the word. This even extends to his horse, which he turned into a colossal raptor than can climb up walls. After being upped by Johnny and Gyro on several occasions, he teams up with Funny Valentine in order to gain some revenge and to find some of the Corpse Parts. But in a [[meme|sudden but inevitable betrayal]], Diego makes a 180 and tries to kill Valentine. Naturally, this fails.

*'''Diego 2: Electric Boogaloo:''' At some point in the story Funny Valentine uses D4C to nab another Diego from another universe to help him. He's basically Part 3's Dio with a different name and appearance. He's also still human, which limits his ability to use The World to stop time.

==Terms and Stuff You Need to Know==
===Ripple===
The Ripple, or "Hamon", or "Sendo", as its sometimes called, was a power introduced in Phantom Blood and used up until early Stardust Crusaders. Created by monks in fuckknowswhere-istan, this martial art(?) was created to specifically destroy undead zombies and vampires. The user, quite literally, harnesses the power of the sun via breathing. This can let the user empower their attacks and attain superhuman feats, including walking on water, or climbing slippery surfaces using only their fingertips. And for dramatic effect, the Ripple can transfer to metal and organic materials, making it unstable and acting like a weapon in of itself. Used creatively, ripple-infused weapons can include projectile bubbles, hair, bolos, etc. The last person to uses this was Joseph, who stops training in it after Part 2, and only uses it a couple times in Part 3. When he returns in Part 4, he's such an old man that he's incapable of even that (though to be fair, this was his choice. The Ripple could extend a person's natural lifespan considerably, but one guy still feared growing old, became a vampire, and then died because sunlight. Joseph opts not to do this.) Ripple is also a lot more situational than Stands, especially since Stands can pretty much say fuck you to reality itself.

*'''Spin''': The Spin is basically a new version of the Ripple introduced in Part 7. We're not joking when we say it's almost exactly like Hamon except it's far more flashy and when it comes into contact with objects it makes them spin rapidly(duh) by achieving the perfect rotational ratio of the Golden Rectangle (A rectangle that can break into a perfect square and a smaller rectangle with which to repeat this process, potentially ad infinitum). Gyro Zeppili is the most effective with the Spin, using it to charge and launch steel balls at his enemies, though Johnny eventually manages to pull it off using his nails.

===Stands===
[[File:Star Platinum Stand.png|thumb|right|200px|Jotaro's Stand "Star Platinum"]]
Stands are... weird to say the least. Getting their start in Stardust Crusaders, they are literal spiritual manifestations on a user's willpower and strength. The capabilities of Stands can vary absurdly, among the known powers are: stopping time, shooting out crystal projectiles, tossing marbles that are practically mini virus bombs, and punches so powerful they can break diamond. There are some stands that aren't combat oriented, such as spiritual photography, enhanced healing, or reading people's memories, but generally most are. This is complicated further by the fact that virtually anyone can be a Stand user, so ambushes by enemies are frequent. The first few were introduced were based of the tarot cards (Star Platinum, Magician's Red, etc), but from mid-Part 3 and onward they were named after Egyptian Gods, famous rock musicians and songs. Rolling Stones, Purple Haze, and ''fucking Metallica'' are Stands. This made later incarnations of Jojo to be an absolute copyright hell to deal with, since literally every Stand and maybe character can be traced to a band, person, or song. Many names had to be either adjusted or changed completely in localizations.

They also don't have much of a fixed way of manifesting either, with some people being born knowing how to use them (Avdol, Kakyoin), while the Joestars only developed it with DIO receiving his, while others still had to get stabbed with magical arrows made from a meteorite or ending up in a weird mystic area and touching mummified body parts. It is clear that if one person in a family obtains a Stand, their descendants will then gain their own Stands (e.g. DIO and the Joestars) and in some rare cases, sheer willpower is capable of manifesting a Stand (e.g. Tonio Trussardi).

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While there are an array of inconsistencies with Stands, JoJo was nice enough to give this list of the rules for Stands.
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*A Stand protects its user, like a guardian. The name comes from "standing by" the user, sometimes using their powers without direct orders in order to protect the user, and by extension, themselves.
**Automatic Stands are those that are able to operate independently of their User, some can act without their User's knowledge or input and can be a detriment to the User if their abilities are also automatic (e.g. Black Sabbath, Superfly, Civil War). In some cases, the Stands think for themselves and can turn against their User if they see fit.
*A person can have only one Stand though their Stand may evolve (e.g. Echoes, Tusk).
*Not everyone is strong enough to acquire a stand, whether it's by the Golden Arrow or other means (e.g. Holly slowly dying from her own stand, Koichi slowly dying after being hit with a Golden Arrow).
*Conversely, any living thing is capable of acquiring a stand, from babies, to animals, to ''plankton'', to trees.
*Inanimate objects are also capable of possessing Stands though it is not clear if they are retained from a living user or manifested by themselves.
*Stands can be inherited.
*A Stand is part of its user, and damage is usually reflected between the two. Usually, if a Stand's leg is cut off, its user will lose their leg as well. Certain aspects of some Stands, such as the armor of "Silver Chariot" or "The Fool", are immune to this effect. If the Stand is not exactly humanoid, they may reflect damage to their user's body relative to the area of the Stand that was damaged (e.g. High Priestess, Geb), or are an exception. Additionally, if a Stand can be bound or trapped in some way the User will likewise be unable to move
**Some Stands are completely invulnerable or impervious so only damage to their User will affect or otherwise destroy them. 
*Stands may only be seen by Stand users;although there are exceptions including Stands bound to physical objects or are just corporeal for the sake of their abilities(e.g. Strength; attached once to a boat, Thoth; a physical comic that could change, Cheap Trick).
*A Stand can only be directly damaged by another Stand. A Stand user however can still be attacked directly by a stand or conventional attacks.
*A Stand's energy or power is inversely proportional to their operating range. The further a Stand is from its user, the weaker it becomes – Long-range Stands and/or Stands' long-range abilities are simpler in mechanism. One exception is Red Hot Chili Pepper, an electricity-based stand that can travel anywhere that has power lines or aboard anything with a battery. 
**Automatic Stands tend to be exceptions to this rule as some operate without the User's direct input or direction.
*When a Stand User dies, their Stand disappears with them unless the ability is activated by their death, retains their soul, or is completely retained within an object(e.g. Notorious B.I.G., Atom Heart Father, Cheap Trick, Limp Bizkit, Anubis).
*When a Stand is destroyed or dealt enough damage, their user is either knocked unconscious or killed, depending on the level of injury.
**In a number of cases, Automatic Stands are exceptions (e.g. Judgement, Superfly, Surface).
*Stands allow people to see ghosts (since stands themselves are spiritual phenomena), a fact that becomes important to the plot of Part 4.
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*'''Stand Arrow''': Once, some time in the 70's, a meteorite crashed in Iceland. An exploration team was sent to bring it in, but suddenly killed each other. This rock would eventually find a way out, though...and then incorporated into a set of arrows. These arrows tend to kickstart the process of developing a stand by cutting or piercing someone, but the spiritual strain of the process could prove to be fatal to some. And if you get hit by one while owning a stand? Well, surviving tends to grant you an incredible new power, usually called a Requiem. It's known that about five of these exist: One was given to Enya Geil (an old lady serving Dio), and another found its way to Kira. Yet another was found by Polnareff, which is then handed over to Giorno. The rest are owned by Diavolo.
*'''Corpse Parts''': Okay... [[wat]]. If you thought all the aforementioned stuff above was strange, you're in for a real treat. So get this; in Steel Ball Run, a major driving part of the plot is that both the heroes and villains are searching for the body parts of what they believe to be the shriveled corpse of some long-dead Saint. Why they want them is that if they ''absorb'' the body part into themselves, they get a Stand and various other benefits, making them the JoJolion version of the Golden Arrow. Of course the various characters searching for it want it for various reasons, but those are the main benefits. Oh, by the way, it's later discovered that the Corpse Parts are actually the '''''body parts of Jesus Fucking Christ.''''' We ain't talking Communion or some shit; the literal, physical, holes-in-the-hands body of Jesus. Somehow his body made it to North America centuries ago and an earthquake split it into nine separate pieces and spread it throughout the U.S.

===Stone Masks===
These grotesque, fanged stone masks only appear in the first and second parts, but are vitally important to the story as a whole. Initially believed to come from the Aztecs, they are actually creations of the Pillar Men; intended to allow for the Pillar Men to overcome their weaknesses and become true gods. When placed on the face and smeared with blood, they drive spikes into a wearer's brain, transforming them into a vampire. Dio Brando became a vampire through the power of one of these masks.
However, when powered with the Red Stone of Asia, a gem that can amplify the powers of the sun, a vampire can effectively become immortal. When Kars does this, he not only becomes immune to sunlight and Ripple, but he also gains the ability to shapeshift into whatever he wants, such as gaining wings or turning feathers into fucking piranhas.
*'''Vampires''': Human beings transformed by the Stone Masks who for the most part are same the average depiction of the bloodsuckers, though there are some notable differences. While they do have fangs, they are able to and more commonly drink blood through their fingers which is likely much more effective. Their abilities include super strength, enthralling victims, zombification, regeneration and slowed or reversed aging through absorbing blood. Vampires are also capable of raising the dead by dripping their blood onto the corpses, those revived by this gain super strength along with vampiric abilities. As with normal vampires, they are completely destroyed by sunlight and are additionally weak to the Ripple and the same goes for their undead minions.
[[File:Duwang in color.png|500px|thumb|right|Duwang in all its glory.]]
===Duwang===
If you're wondering why some people keep referencing "Duwang" or "ABAJ", it is a reference to an extremely poorly translated version of JoJo part 4, infamously known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6S2Tj-3nmw the "Duwang" translation]. For the longest time it was the only available English translation, leaving a lasting impact on JoJo fans. The Engrish phrases used are so unintentionally hilarious that the dialogue was eventually ported over into fansubs for the anime version and before that they were continuously referenced in more quality translations. Let's face it, JoJo is an extremely [[meme]]y comic, which seems to account for part of its popularity.

==JoJo Media==
*'''Manga''': Obviously, if you want JoJo in its original, true form, you can find yourself some copies or just read it online. Beware of the ever-changing art styles and hilarity. Something to note; Stardust Crusaders will be rereleased in hardback covers in fall 2016.

*'''1993 OVA''': An OVA for Stardust Crusaders that came out in 1993, but had a few more episodes were released sometime in 2000 that take place before the '93 OVA. Takes the arc far more seriously than the manga, with added gore and dramatic, tension-filled scenes.

*'''Fighting Vidya''': Originally an Arcade fighting arcade game, it was subsequently re-released for the Dreamcast and PS1 in 1998. This was pretty much the first contact many Westerners had with JoJo. Based on Part 3 and plays a lot like Street Fighter because it was made by Capcom, who at the time were also working on Street Fighter 3. Was available on the PSN and Xbox markets in the form of an HD release, but lacked a good amount of content and was taken down for some reason.

*'''PS2 Vidyas''': There are two other Vidya made around 2005, one detailing the events of Part 1 (Which was supposed to tie into the movie that never released), it's a level-based brawler that's kind of clunky. The other game details Part 5 and is a lot more polished, though it does skip a few fights here and there, and is more of a fighting game in the fact that you mainly fight one-on-one; coincidentally, it was also made by Capcom. They are, however, far more faithful to the original series as Araki was working on the stories to these games with everything that entails the Part 5 game even gives you bonuses for recreating scenes.

*'''TV Series''': A very well animated TV series by David Production made in 2012, which is responsible for the current Jojo resurgence. As of April 2016, they have fully animated and released Part 1-3, with Part 1 and 2 dubbed in English. Part 4 is ongoing and episodes are released weekly.

*'''All-Star Battle''': Another JoJo fighting vidya from 2013, but this time pulls characters from all eight arcs. Nothing really notable except that it's the most ''absolutely fucking fabulous'' game ever. For the international release, they managed to get very clever with avoiding copyright on the names of various characters , Stands, and attacks (e.g. Polnareff is Eiffel, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is "Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price", Vanilla Ice is Cool Ice and so on). To top it all off a number of characters have musical references in their theme songs some more clear than others; to name obvious, a bit of Back in Black in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_qe5oQoPo Esidisi's theme] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyVUX1tkY0M Kira] has Queen all over and even more in his [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2K1E6wx_Sc EoH Theme].

*'''Eyes of Heaven''': ''Another'' JoJo vidya, this time a arena fighting game with a few more characters that weren't in All-Star Battle. Notable for its absolutely hilarious story mode involving time-travel, the other JoJo's meeting each other, and DIO basically becoming a [[Chaos God]]. The ending basically rewrites part 3 and onward to be a bit less [[grimdark]], in that Jotaro's entire party survives at the end, while Jotaro becomes a better father to Jolyne as he brings her with him at start of part 4. [[Dawww]].

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