Editing Elesh Norn

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[[Image:Cute Elesh Norn.jpg|frame|Completely Canon Elesh Norn]]

'''Elesh Norn''' is one of the fuckawesome [[Praetors]] from the <s>not so</s> totally fuckawesome game [[Magic the Gathering]].

She leads the [[Adeptus Mechanicus|Machine Orthodoxy]], the white-aligned New Phyrexian faction that believes that [[Phyrexia]] must adhere to the teachings of the Father of Machines.  Elesh Norn intends to indoctrinate everyone about the truth, even if it means flaying them, tearing them limb from limb, and reattaching the parts into a creation that is worthy of Phyrexia.  She kinda like a miniature version of [[Khorne]], [[Tzeentch]], and the [[Inquisition]] all rolled into one.  Yes she's that [[awesome]].  She also has been seemingly designated by [[/tg/]] as the most fappable of the Praetors.  Oh, sweet [[heresy]].

In the actual game, she's a legendary creature, a really expensive one, that gives all your creature +2 to power and toughness and -2 power and toughness to your opponents. Like the rest of the praetors, the game is all but over if she comes out, though her mana cost makes a lot players shy away from using her.

==Gallery==
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File:Elesh_norn_original.jpg|Magic the Gathering's original take on Elesh Norn
File:Elesh_lineart_phyrexia.jpg|It is a little-known fact that Elesh Norn personally chose the symbol for New Phyrexia PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
File:Elesh_norn_scaled.png|A handy scale for fapfiction writers
File:Elesh_norn_drawn.jpg|No one has ever been able to see the eyes of Elesh Norn, even when they should be able to
File:Elesh_norn_and_sheoldred.jpg|Elesh Norn and [[Sheholdred]] are the bestest of buddies
File:Elesh_norn_fabulous.jpg|Elesh Norn has a predisposition to be FABULOUS in everything she does
File:Elesh_norn_lol.jpg|Every time you make an Elesh Norn thread, she loves it.  [[C.S. Goto| It pleases her]] ''immensely''
File:Elesh_has_great_idea.jpg|Elesh Norn, thinking of new and wonderful ways to convert heretics like yourself...
File:Elesh_Norn_by_Slugbox.png|... and this is what she came up with.
File:Elesh_card_jack.jpg|Elesh Norn is in your cards, hijacking them
File:Elesh_norn_snow.jpg|That isn't actually snow, it is the ashes that spew from the depths of Phyrexia.  She loves to frolic in it
File:Elesh_norn_stylized.jpg
File:Elesh_norn_angry.jpg|Not always fappable
File:Elesh_blonde_human.jpg|The human version is considered equally desirable BY FAGGOTS, but for different reasons MAINLY FAGGOTRY
File:Elesh_norn_pregnant.jpg|This is what happens, /tg/. ''THIS'' is why you stay away from /d/!
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